I'll go first. I was working at a pool store
My manager was on the phone and here is the conversation verbatim
Customer:Help, I need something to fix my pool
Manager: Okay how can I help
Customer: I'm having a pool party in a couple hours and my waters clear.
Customer: But it turned my kids skin brown.
Manager: GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE WATER RIGHT NOW. ITS NOT SAFE.
Customer: But people will be here soon. If you don't have a solution right now I'm going to the other pool store.
We never heard from this lady again
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I used to work in a visitor center/museum gift shop which is about the civil war and my town and I've heard a lot.
1. "Where are we?"
2. "What state are we in?"
3.) "where's the battlefield?" ("Um.. You're standing on it.")
4. "Is sarsaparilla alcohol? Why are you serving alcohol in your store?"
5. This one needs some explaining. We have 4 tour CDs you can buy to tour the battlefield on your own. The best one we have is 3 hours long and contains 3 CD's, one for each day of the battle. People always look at me wide eyed and say, "so this tour is three days long?" -_-
I think that's all.1
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Most Helpful Guy
Someone asked if a candle in a birthday cake is edible this was at a cake shop2