They are harassing you. what do you do?
If GOBLINS were real and a couple tried harassing you, what would you do?
What Girls Said 12
Shoot daggers from my eyes, and become goblin queen
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Use my magic powers to destroy the bastards so I can level up.
Throw apples and ask my men to carry me away! hahah0
Kick their ass like I do with the ones that look like goblins in skyrim. The sound that they make when they die is funny as hell. :D0
I would assume the government would be huge assholes to setient beings that weren't human (just like they are now) So, a cop would probably be firing warning shots into the goblin before I could scream.0
For some reason they seem so small and harmless. You know like little monsters that think they can harm you, but they can't do anything. I would just put them in a cage and go to sleep lol.0
Meh they don't bother me.. They are funny 😸0
I don't know how to defeat a goblin!! lol0
Call my Ewok army on them0
Let them... Lo0
Probably kick them :P0
Capture them and turn them into my personal servants :)0
What Guys Said 12
They're obnoxious little critters in Wurm Online, so I'd call the guards, pull out my maul, and we'd have some fun smashing them up.
I'd use goblin grenade to sacrifice one and deal 5 damage to the other. Hopefully his toughness is <=5
Probably shoot them with a revolver.
Pathfinder style bitch0
I'll slay them to level up my strength, attack and defence and thus my combat lvl. I also need the goblin mail, for that damned goblin diplomacy1
They are like internet trolls?
I would probably step on them0
I got like 69 pounds on em combined1
Give them 3 warning and on the third they die.0
I just spary em with Raid honestly cause i'm sure they be a law protecting them >.>0
Tell them Santa Clause is watching and if they don't behave they will be put on his naughty list.0
Beat them with a stick...0