I understand that it isn't entirely realistic. Please just humor me.
You move to a new town. Once you get there, you realize there is something kind of off about your new neighbors. They keep looking at you- staring you down and licking their lips like you're a piece of meat. It doesn't take you long to find out why- turns out your neighbors love hunting, but with no deer or wildlife around, they don't have anything to hunt, so they just hunt each other. Typically they choose their next target based on who annoys them the most.
You have a barking dog, and ten loud children- who do you think they're going to come after first. The guy who plays his boombox too loudly. They hunt him down on September 7th in the afternoon.
Their next target-the guy who likes to rev his motorcycle at night when everyone is asleep. They hunt him down on September 9th in the afternoon- now you can finally get some shut eye.
Slowly but surely the list dwindles down. Next they take out the guy who is consuming 90 houses worth of water. They hunt him down on September 13th, as soon as he gets up and out of bed. The hot sun makes them sweaty, so they help themselves to the guy's very large water supply after that.
Their next target- Bill. Bill is always pissing off neighbors. Bill is a vacuum salesman who doesn't understand "No." Naturally, Bill's got to go. Bill is hunted down on February 24th in the afternoon.
Finally, they hunt down steven. Creepy, stalker steven. The guy who is always looking through your windows. They hunt him down on December 19th, as soon as the sun rises.
Now they're coming for you. You can only take off half a day for work (anyone who doesn't go to work is immediately hunted). You know they are coming after you on November 12th at 12:00. Do you leave in the morning or the afternoon. Choose wisely, you can only talk half a day off. They could come afte
Explain the logic behind your answer. This isn't a hard riddle, but you might have to think about it for a second.
If you choose wrong, you're done for.