Today I told my girlfriend I am in the mood for chimichangas and she started bombarding me with questions like
"Who are you?" "How did you get in my house?" "Why are you naked?" "Is that a knife in your hand?"
Totally put me off on chimichangas -_-
Most Helpful Girl
o_o Was she aware that she's your girlfriend?5
Most Helpful Guy
Pffh, women. Next they'll start questioning why I'm putting chloroform into a rag. Like, give me some privacy already!3