- "Tell your wife, I love her."8%(3)9%(7)Vote10%(4)
- "Hasta la vista, baybay!"11%(4)12%(9)Vote13%(5)
- "Please don't invite people that I hate at my funeral."32%(12)25%(19)Vote18%(7)
"Give @fearless_banana my protein shakes"
"Oh thank God! I'm finally paroled! What took so long?"
Burn my damn room. I probably have like 12 different drugs, and condom stashes everywhere.
Lol C sounds something I'd say to my best friend.
Depends on the situation and the people involved.
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I'm gonna haunt you fuckers
It would "Tell my mom... I... I left a soda in the freezer!" 😂😂😂
"Mommy, watch this!"
I really wish I had told my first crush at age of 12 that I liked her. Instead of spending my entire life in memories of her. And being friendzoned by her.. Life would have been a hell whole lot different bitch for me..
Anyway.. Time to shed the mortal skin. Upgrade to next spiritual level.. And exit this cycle of life and dead.. And not to follow the bright light.. It will lead me back into this circle of life and death.. I had enough and I am fucking exiting it..
I will steal 'Moksha'...
"Please don't invite my enemies at my funeral"
Been saying them... hugz...🍀🐶 🍀
I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
I'll be back soon
jet fuel can't melt steel beams... mother... aahhh 😢😲
The pin number to my bank is, cough is, cough, BEEEEEEEEEEP
Don't check my search history, as a dying wish.
With my great sense of humour, probably the first option 8) 8)
I want to be cremated, I dont want anyone at my funeral.
"i told you i was sick"
"I will NOT be back" (Terminator voice) 😂
"The treasure, it's at..."
a lot of it depends on the circumstances of my death
"I love you."
I voted other because it would depend on what's the circumstance of my death and who is around me.
If it's a natural death due to old age and my loved ones are with me, I would smile and probably say ''I'm fine''.
If it's someone taking away my life, I'll say ''fuck you'' and cuss till my last breath.
Please... destroy... my phone... and my laptop... !!! Or I'll haunt you suckers for the rest of your pathetic lives.. 😑😑😑😤😤
I doubt I would have any.
"wanna see my best sean bean impression?"
I'd tell him that I love him forever!
"Please don't invite people that I hate at my funeral."
omg I literally said that to my friend last week lmao
Amen... Because it's going to take a miracle for me to go to heaven.
Most definitely C.
cut-tf up... beetchesss peace ')0)'
"I will haunt you if you cremate me or bury me in an awful outfit"
Please don't invite people I don't like to my funeral and make sure I look good. No, seriously I would say that I love my family and thank you for being there. that I will miss them and I will always be in their hearts.
"god damn it!-- wait no-- jk, god i take it bac" lmfao
Tell my husband I love him.
Just joking... I have no idea.
I would say that I hated everyone goodbye
Dont.. go.. through.. my... phone...
I will always love u