When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?


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What Guys Said 17

  • "They should make a law about being this beautiful.."

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  • Say hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
    How's about cookin' something up with me?
    Hey, sweet baby don't you think maybe
    We can find us a brand new recipe?

    I got a hot rod ford and a two dollar bill
    And I know a spot right over the hill
    There's soda pop and the dancin's free
    So if you want to have fun come along with me.

    Hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
    How's about cookin' something up with me?

    I'm free and ready so we can go steady
    How's about saving all your time for me
    No more lookin' I know I been cookin'
    How's about keepin' steady company?

    I'm gonna throw my date book over the fence
    And find me one for five or ten cents
    I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age
    'Cause I'm writin' your name down on ev'ry page.

    Say hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?
    How's about cookin' something up with me?

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  • How does my hair keep looking like this guy's every time I wake up in the morning but yet somehow it works for me? lmao.

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  • Why did I not fall asleep early. *Throws away kleenex after blowing nose and sees used condom* ohhhhh thats right *smirks at myself*

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  • Feeling sweaty messed up hairs.. Muscular pain due to work out and above all this a Boner I need to get rid of and I was thinking should I play with it or just pee and leave it to lower down with Time
    Meh whatever I ended up playing with it..

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  • I point at the mirror and say; Hey NO MORE KINKY SEX OK? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! :v Then I end up doing it all over again -.-

    Hey I like sex... I won't cheat but the lady I'm with better have good stamina XD

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  • I have a big dick :)

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  • Dangggg brah

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  • Damn This guy in the mirror is good looking 😜

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  • Eww hairy beast 😉😠

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  • I look really good.

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  • damn... i didn't wake up to be this sexy... but hell : shit happens

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  • Damn, I'm actually seeing beard development

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  • I'm starting to look a little older.

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  • Bad hair day!

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  • Follow me back

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  • Shit, better fix my hair and straighten the va...

    Oh shit, that's right I have a dick, thank god.

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What Girls Said 25

  • The first thing I thought was "geez, I'm not the same I use to be. I'm getting older and chunkier! But hey many people I know look the same and still think the same, at least I got a bit ahead on that! I'm glad I'm not as dumb as I was before!, I guess gym will be!.." Lol that's exactly what I thought 😊😂😂

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  • "Why haven't I changed before falling asleep at 17 o'clock?"
    Yeah, I fell asleep at 17 and woke up at 5 o'clock. 😂

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  • "my goodness... i would definitely go gay for that"
    and
    "ugh why do my eyes always look so tired? can't a woman have bad sleeping habits whithout consequences?"

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  • Why is my hair such as mess

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  • "Why did I wake up for?

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  • It all depends. If I fell asleep with makeup on then I usually automatically regret doing that. Sometimes it's about acne that popped up overnight. Other times it's something more positive - like I actually look decent for once.

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  • "Goddamn I'm glad y'all set it off! Used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft. First you was down with the AK, now you starrin in a video with Michele?" I was thinking myself a new age ice cube 😏 also, I was lookin crusty.

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  • "Those eyebrows need attention" and so i plucked away and am now a changed woman !

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  • Nothing, since I'm really sleepy this morning.

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  • I need to get my eyebrows done 😂

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  • I need coffeeeeeee

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  • Why am I awake at this hr.

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  • My face is so puffy

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  • Something along the lines of, "Fuck, I can't let my niece do my hair again."

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  • "Shit, I fell asleep with my makeup on again" 😧

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  • It's raining again.

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  • Am I Ok or is there any curve on my face?

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  • what the fuck its not me :D

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  • "Still not hot like Megan Fox" 😞

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  • "You SERIOUSLY need some sleep!!!"

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  • Haven't looked in the mirror today yet, but it would likely be something along the lines of eww.

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  • My thought's are "My God!!!, what a train wreck?

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  • "Damn girl you need to do something about your face."

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  • I need to cut some pounds

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