Mine is that years ago when I was a bit drunk, I gave my boyfriend at the time a bj. I was down at the end of his bed, and I went a bit too far with it and gagged, and brought up some food onto his crotch. It was really dark and I panicked out of embarrassment and then ate it again so that he wouldn't know, and continued lol. I can't really believe I did something so disgusting. He never said anything, so I don't think he knew, but looking back on that now I don't really get how you wouldn't feel it. Anyway, what are you stories?
Most Helpful Guy
Ok I'll try to make this short. I was staying at my girlfriend at the time's parent's place cause we were all going out for dinner the next day.
In the morning before we left, I had a small case of the brown showers. Thought it was just a grog bog from the night before and believed I'd gotten it out of my system. Boy was I wrong.
So we go eat in a Chinese restaurant which was inside a large shopping mall and I sit down for two minutes and all of a sudden feel the need to go. I didn't have time to say where I was going it was that urgent. So I went to the toilet and shat my guts out for about half an hour.
When I came back they were all looking at me wondering what took me so long but nobody said anything.
So I ate the Chinese food and we left the restaurant.
My girlfriend and her mother went shoe shopping or something and I was left to hang out with her father. We were looking at some big screen tv's when I felt the Chinese food going straight through me. I bolted to the toilets in the shopping centre but just as I entered the stall, I couldn't get my dacks off in time and shat all over them, turning my white jeans brown. There was nothing I could do now so I just stayed there. Eventually my girlfriends dad came into the toilets and asked if I was ok and I said "if I slide $20 under the door can you go and get me a new pair of trousers?"
And luckily he sympathized and went and got them lol.
Fuck that was embarrassing.2
Most Helpful Girl
I have a few, but won't say all. Some of them include:
I'm 19 and have never had sex due to being a Christian and unsure on it anyway (though have done sexual things such as dry humping, heavy petting etc.), only ever kissed 2 guys on the lips (1 was the son of a friend of my Dads, I barely knew him, we were having a party, we were both a bit drunk, it felt really weird, boring and just didn't feel right, the other is my boyfriend which luckily has never yet gotten boring to me and nor has it felt weird or like something was wrong), and I never even had a boyfriend until I was 18.1