One of your family members ( your cat ) is getting very fat but you cannot figure why
He comes day one day revealing the reason why with the little rascalian wearing a brand new collar with a brand new name tag
Showing he is two timing you with another :(
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LOL your cat found another family?
And actually I had a fat cat once when he wasn't outside beating up other cats in street fights or screwing other female cats he was eating or sleeping, at first I didn't know why he was so fat but then I he started stoping right in front of me outside and dropping piles of baby duck heads at my feet which is the greatest honor you can receive as a person from a Cat. Because they are dropping prized trophies at your feet as a present. And another time he gave me a whole damn body.
so I let it slide, *sigh* I loved that cat, he always reminded me of like a mafia boss, looked like one to, had scars under his coat and a front fang missing lol. But he was the most loving mafia boss I could ever want.
Honestly I think he's taking a page from your book and whoring himself out to other families. Or you did something to him made a change in his life he didn't like so he's trying to teach you a lesson.
Thing is we like to think we're our cats owners but lets be honest they're ours in more ways then one. Can't control cats like you can dogs lmao
*calls dog, dog comes to you*
*calls cat, cat walks away and doesn't give a fuck*0