Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
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"Aye man! Come join us." My friends beckon me over when I walk into the party. Shitty trap music thumps loudly from the "DJ" and his stereos while people grind and make out and smoke weed.
The smoke of this dank kush fills the room with a sickly sweet aroma, layering the air around us in a heavy fog, giving everyone in here a small high. I join my two friends, Donald and George.
"Whats up guys?" I ask, grabbing the beer George extends to me.
I take a sip and watch all of these ratchet hoes attempt to flirt while drunkingly trying to keep their balance against whatever unlucky- or lucky depending on how you look at it- guy they have trapped in their predator-like attempts.
Donald speaks up first, "You got here late so almost all of the hotties are taken and hooking up already. Besides that there's been two fights."
George says, "Yea, I filmed it so you could see. Both fights happened consecutively and took about 9:11."
As I watch the fights on Georges phone, I drink my beer. After getting bored i decide [stupidly] to do some shots. Our "DJ" continues playing trap music that makes me want to shoot myself, and I get black out drunk.
Shot after shot after shot while hoe after hoe hits on me. Donald wouldn't talk to any of the Mexicans, and George kept denying he slept with any of the girls there.
The three of us played strip beer pong with a few girls, and being in my drunk state ended up losing the most. Down to my simpsons boxers.
After that fun game and drinking some more beer, we played truth or dare. I of course chose dare.
George said, "Wear this top hat and run around outside asking people if you look like you could be on the penny."
I thought the dare was idiotic.
"Fine." I said and left, scaring people and almost getting punched in the face twice.
I ran back to Donald an[d George and sighed.
After a few more turns, Donald and I made a 1,000 dollar bet that George won't go up to one of the hot girls and grab her breasts from behind- as a dare.
Surprisingly, he did it and I won.
When gloating to Donald about my small loan of 1,000 dollars, I continued to drink while Donald helped George with his broken nose.
The next thing I know I'm waking up on the floor with more than 1,000 dollars, a top hat and stripped to my boxers.
I have to get work to some wall Donald wants me to help build later today. Sigh.
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What the fuck man XD1