You are out walking one day when suddenly you are waylaid by bandits, what do you do?

You are out walking one day when suddenly you are waylaid by bandits, what do you do?They want your belongings!


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What Girls Said 17

  • Convince them that i talk to dead people and can see the future. Also try to convince them that I'm a witch and will curse them if they even try to fuck with me.
    So basically just try to make myself seem crazy that they will leave me alone.

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  • Ruuuuuuun.

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  • Well according to comedian Kevin Hart, shitting yourself is a good way to deter robbery.

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  • I'm the queen of the bandits, they'll blink and I'll have them tied to tree butt naked with their loot on my back skipping away.

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  • am gonna run

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  • Run back into the forest? Hahhaa

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  • Speak to there leader @Bandit74 *clears throat* um sup can you not kill me.. Please 🙏🏽 LOL

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  • Pull out my Springfield Mod 2 9mm
    And my H&K VP 40 cal. Toss my springfield xds 40 to a buddy, Shoot em all, then pistol whip the remaining with my tactical springfield XDM with 5 1/4 inch barrell. Tannerite could be used, too.

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  • I'm dead lol

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  • Use ignis! :D

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  • Like, turn them into toads -- duh 😋

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  • Put my kickass self defence skills (pun intended) to use :P

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  • I join them :P
    we make a deal

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  • run... run fast.

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  • hightail it outta there

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  • Kill them

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  • I'd call ambulance

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What Guys Said 21

  • FIGHT! I do not give in to bandit demands, it just encourages them.

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  • If it happens in the US the 'bandits' can be plain clothes officers: drop your gun or get executed right away for not complying.

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  • Pull out my pistols and go to work

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  • Fus roh DAAAAAAH them in front of a bus.

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  • I've usually got a knife on me, unless they've got guns they're not getting anything without a fight.

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  • Fight them, kill them if I have to.

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  • Pull out a cell phone and scare the living daylights outta them

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  • Become their leader and take over the world!!! Muhwhahahahahahha 😈😈😈

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  • They can have my stuff - They won't get very far on what I carry around

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  • Pull my carry piece and drop as many as I can.

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  • Glock 19. End of story.

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  • Take it. I'm insured.

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  • shot them and take their belongings

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  • Run in the opposite direction screaming.

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  • Start shooting.

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  • you carry at all times and shoot them. If more people did this there would be no bandits

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  • kill the bandits with my sharp toenails and then make bandit soup

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  • Start fightin'!

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  • backflip tomahawk throw, take out the leader first!

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