I'd quickly slip out the door and ask the waiter to leave the check with her on my way out before anyone noticed.
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Same as if there was no salad bowl. call 911. except that I'd stop eating my own salad.
You'd STOP eating? Whatever for, his estate will have to cover the meal!
What if there's poison in the salad?
I woupd wonder what just happened.
I'd eat the salad. You know, for science.
Boy howdy! I'm sure he'd have wanted you to finish your meal.
Oh sh! t...
This is the reason I don't date, won't have to worry about this shiz.
An occasional cadaver in the soup bowl is no reason to be abstinate.
Is it one of my 90 year olds? I learned CPR for such occasions.
No one can accuse you of being insensitive! ; - )
Id freak the fuck out!!
"Free sex, alright!"stream1.gifsoup.com/.../quagmire-hooker-o.gif
How morbid! ; - )
i'd think "so does this mean we aren't splitting the check?"
I guess there won't be a second date.
I know I am boring but that is taking it a bit far to avoid going on a date with me.
I hear that!!! ; - )
Back up slowly and dip out the bathroom window.
I wouldn't pay for the meal, lol!
Haha! Stand up and start screaming "DONT EAT THE SALAD, DONT EAT THE SALAD!!!"
"I think the breadsticks are okay, I ate three of 'em earlier and I feel fi--ehhhhh. . ." (*Thud*)
Hahaha! Great gag, but it might prove a bit morbid to the other patrons.
good question!but I probably feel excited that I'm gonna be rich after I sued the restaurant.
Now you're talking my language!
"Excuse me waiter, theirs a dead person in our salad, could you bring us another one"
Precisely my thought! ; - )
I'd get my food packaged up and then call the cops.
Tell everyone she's special. Jk, I would freak out
Say "I didn't know looks can kill and bail on the bill by climbing out the bathroom window"
Hahaha! I'd scream "FOOD POISONING!"
Well!. I definitely had a killer date!..