Nothing is more alpha than going to the public restroom.. laying down a fatass nugget.. wiping your your hole.. and walking out of the shitter with your shoulders back like you Donald Trump on nov 9th.
Srs. You just marked your fcking turf and everybody is constantly reminded of you for the next 15m while your stank floods the building. I don't know why people are embarrassed about it. Fuck febreeze. Fuck closing the door. Trump 2k16 brah.
Do you bros feel the same way?
- I'm the same way.. it's alpha AF11%(2)19%(7)Vote28%(5)
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I don't shit in public restrooms. I enjoy privacy when taking a shit.0