Second Rule: You do not talk about fight club.
No shoes, no shirt. One fight at a time, only two people fight. The fight is over if one taps out. We do not want to die without any scars.
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The third rule of fight club: you must upload videos of the fights to Youtube and give them ridiculous straplines such as "MMA guy vs street fighter", even though neither of the participants can fight for shit.
The fourth rule of fight club: you must have a crowd of people in the background shouting things like "Ohhhhh!!" and "Holy shit!!" as each pathetic man slap lands.