Come up with your own fortune cookie fortune?

Just for fun, just make up your own fortune that one might find inside a fortune cookie.
Come up with your own fortune cookie fortune?






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My fortune today from Panda Express

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  • I was going to tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it.

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What Girls Said 20

  • "Go into the bathroom. Under the sink there is a case taped to the pipe. Open this case and take the chip with you. Keep it safe. They will send someone to retrieve the chip momentarily. Do not be alarmed. Do not look at their faces. Do not attempt to stop the bleeding."

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  • If you are worried about eating this shitty foam cookie your meal wasn't good enough so next time go somewhere else.

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    • I like the orange chicken at panda express, they can keep their stupid cookies

  • Stay strong, the past is beside you and the future is yours to decide. (ironic cookie)

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  • "Eat me in 5 seconds and you'll win a million dollars."
    You know someone in going to tear their throat up on that dry hard cookie

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  • "You won't find ancient Chinese wisdom here. Fortune cookies are an American invention."

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  • "You will be hungry in 2 hours"

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  • You will get the rest you need to achieve success.

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  • "This cookie was poisoned"

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  • Your career is gonna boom, you hubby is madly in love with you & your parents are gonna live forever.

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  • Love is like a fart if you have to force it it's probably shit

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  • Breathe.

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  • Have some more cookies to increase your luck level 😂

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  • Eat some more chocolate, you won't regret it :P

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  • She who wanders far will have thin thighs but she who eats ice cream will find true bliss.

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  • The road is rocky, yet never impossible; keep walking.

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  • ''You don't have to do that''

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  • Never eat sushi from a gas station

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  • Always carry a pocket knife.

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  • Love can blind you so be careful.
    Lucky numbers 18, 8, 2, 36,3,7

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  • don't blink

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What Guys Said 19

  • When lemons aren't sour, she'll finally open her legs and give you an hour.

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  • "why do you think a cookie can tell the future"

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  • "I killed Jimmy Hoffa."

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  • A stranger will come knocking on your door.. Good luck...

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  • Try not to worry about things you cannot affect at the present moment, this will only bring stress and grief... Also, did you remember to turn off the oven?

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  • Listen to the voices in your head.

    ( because that totally won't end badly in any way )

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  • "Don't eat me!"

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  • "Beware of rash decisions"

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  • Please try again

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  • You live so long as you are alive.

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  • you won the lottery, go check your ticket

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  • Love is the key

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  • Never eat bad sushi it might kill you

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  • "You're live wil b 💩 jus kys"

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  • Someone you like is waiting for you.

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  • kill milad

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  • In a day. You will be voted MHO by @Toad-1. :)

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  • Its just gonna be a prank bro.

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