- I would eat my nut
- Nigga gtfo
Most Helpful Girl
Let us know what you're on. There's certainly something weird affecting your imagination.
Most Helpful Guy
What kind of dumbass would even think that? You're floating in the sea; the birds aren't circling overhead to eat you, they're seabirds, circling overhead to catch the fish swimming around in the water below. You've got clothes, so you can make an improvised net, and you've got a ready supply of fresh fish bait, in the form of your sperm (i. e, man-produced plankton). Just cum into your clothes, dangle them in the water, catch the fish who come up to try and eat it, and eat them instead. Simples.