If your bank account could talk.. what would it say?

I think mine would say “Stop buying random stuff because they look cute. You don’t need them”

My last purchase was in Costco, i bought food and a giant plush dinosaur. I’ve called him Doogie 😂
If your bank account could talk.. what would it say?

If your bank account could talk.. what would it say?

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  • But it IS cute! Like irresistibly cute!! Your bank account is an emotionless, heartless little prick.

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  • I guess it would be:
    When first opened :" oh I am loaded, great"
    1st of the month : " look I am growing more"
    25th of the month: " what!! How did I get smaller than I started!!"
    It is just too much, I am not spending much money, but Jordan is so expensive, and I am used to work in Saudi Arabia with double the salary.

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  • Oooh, The cute Doogie for Mookie!!! Hehe, it's so freaking adorable!
    My bank account would say, "Damn girllll"

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    • haha thank you :) welcome back! when did you get back on GaG?

      damnnnnnnn girlllllllll 😋

    • Hehe. You are welcome, lovely! 😘

      I came back yesterday! It feels crazy but also good at the same time 😂 It's so lovely to see you and some of my old friends post. Makes me happy! But GaG has definitely brought lot of weird changes! 🤔

      Hopefully, I'll be active until I become Guru this time. Goals# then I'll take a break again. 😊

      Hehe, yes! That's what Toad and I say everytime we see your profile pic! 😉😂 <3

    • Thank you! 😊

  • “Stop buying random stuff because they look cute. You don’t need them”
    story of my life lol
    mine would probably said you're broke so spending so much..

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What Guys Said 39

  • Doogie? I think of a child genius doctor when I hear that name.

    My account would be giving me the guilts all the time, saying, "why do you keep hurting me?"

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    • Yeah doogie lol

      guilty bank account huh? I could see it saying that

    • Good old Doogie Hauser MD

      I’d be accused of starving it and neglect

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  • Im starving. Plus y'all have Costco in Australia? Do they have a pharmacy and cafe? And free samples?

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    • Yeah we have Costco in Australia! Yes to the cafe part and i think so for the pharmacy? I think they do a lot of optical stuff though 🤔 yes free sampplessss too

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    • Do y'all have a Tire and auto department in your stores too?

    • haha yeah the costco one!!

  • What mine would say... "IM BLEEDING! STOP BLEEDING ME!" 😂

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  • If my bank account could talk, it'd beg me to feed it more before it starves to death, and probably press charges against me for negligence and abuse.

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  • We are doing good man, the business is good, we are good, the wife is good, life is good

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  • Please stop spending money, you are already broke and you don't want overdraft fees :)

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  • "Can you fill me up more regularly instead of these starvation diets at times?"

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  • "You're doing a bit better than the last couple of years but you could tone down the spending."

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  • get a better job you dickhead

    you will starve soon.

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  • Mine would say stop buying cell phones and it's services.

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  • I'm just glad you stopped buying Steam Games willy nilly is what it would say

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  • No telling what it would say to me.
    Maybe something like not bad on money management

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  • My bank account says you keep me very warm with all your banknotes wrapped around me and l am very safe here in the bank vault

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  • Feed me Seymour.

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  • "Stop with the guitars! just stop!"

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  • "You could do better"

    Wassup mookster

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  • buy something other than food for once

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  • Your college education is starving me to death!

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What Girls Said 9

  • Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should and
    Spending $15.60 a day on juice could be diagnosed as insanity. Drink some fucking water

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  • You don't have to buy every cute tshirt online and pls, stop spending so much money on food, you fatass

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  • Don't do it!

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  • It would say "i feel empty and lonely"

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  • Feed me

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  • "too many purchases"

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  • Give me money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • "Feed me"

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  • ‘Lay off the pizza’s dude’

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