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What’s the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever walked in on you doing?

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- To be honest, I don't remember any truly embarrassing moments like that. There were a few close calls but nothing that was actually bad enough to stick in my memory.
The two "worst" ones I remember are these: one time I was in my room watching porn and masturbating. Usually I would've locked my door but it was close to midnight and my family had an unspoken rule that you shouldn't disturb others in their room past 10pm (unless it was an emergency). As I was masturbating and watching the porn, my mom suddenly walked into my room (she had something important to tell me). She knocked first, so there was JUST enough time to click away the porn. Still, I was sitting on my chair almost completely naked. Amazingly, she didn't seem to get the situation. She just told me what she had to say and left again, acting completely normal. No awkwardness, no surprise... nothing.
The other experience happened a bit earlier, around the age of 14. For whatever weird reason, I masturbated in my dad's room, where I usually went to play video games. It was a warm, lazy summer day and so I fell asleep on his bed afterwards. Suddenly I woke up from a loud noise. My dad was coming into the room. He was already in the room and my pants and underwear were still pulled down. In panic, I pulled them up. Amazingly, he too didn't notice a thing. Maybe he was thinking about other stuff because he seemed a bit absent-minded. When he came closer, he just said "hey there" in a completely normal, sweet tone. My sister and I sometimes took naps on his bed in the afternoon and he was totally fine with that. I'm not so sure he would have appreciated the masturbating part (though he is very open-minded about this stuff) but yeah, he didn't even register that I had my pants pulled down when he entered the room.Is this still revelant? - I was once told that peanut butter felt really good down there, but only after a shower (obviously didn't know any better at the time) and my roommate's dad walks in on me rubbing Skippy's Creamy on my junk, while my phone sits on the counter with hardcore porn playing...
Thank GOD he was a sexual therapist, cuz he just chuckled, apologized and left. Thankfully, he told me it was normal, etc, and gave me tons of advice too, so, i came out on top.Is this still revelant?
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- I accidentally walked in on my adopted mom, who was 7-8 months prego and my adopted dad having sex.
He is 55 & she was 37.
I had not heard them, I was supposed to be at work and came on the back door.
He was sitting on the sofa, head thrown back and she was between his legs sucking his dick and was hella loud slurping!
I could not leave the kitchen to go upstairs and tbh it was hella sexy seeing her swallow all of his dick down to the hilt, with her big belly hanging down. She was having twins and was huge!
It's one of things where you want to look away, but can't!
He emptied his balls im her mouth and she swallowed it all, going "YUMMMY! I want more!"
She kept sucking him til he was hard again and he pushed her face first over the sofa so her knees were on it , her belly hanging down, and holding both her giant boobs ( she used to be barely a small A cup, but being prego she was a round full DD or E), and he rode her through 3-4 orgasms before he shot again
I felt like I was trapped and couldn't stop watching.
Mom told me later she heard me come in, but dad had been having a hard time keeping it up, she don't want to stop him or cause him to lose his boner.
At Thanksgiving she covered for me getting fingered 4 times under the table & later when I gave him a bj in the family room while they were all right there wstching football!Is this still revelant?Plus a preg woman is such a turn on. They are usually willing to take any sex any time..
@thomasans2 and this is why I stopped being honest
I am tired of guys getting a boner from every thing I post.
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@thomasans2 if you are gonna comment, don't tell us you got a "woody".
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All of us GAG girls would appreciate some civilized behaviorWingatte. Probably most of the men here dont understand why this would anger you. Are you trying to say that you dont want a man to have any sexual responses to anything you write? Or what is it exactly that your trying to say? Men do this because they dont really know why it pisses you off in the first place. Please explain
@MrMysteryMan A gentle man reads, appreciates, but keeps his crude thoughts to himself.
A cad and heel reads, jacks off, and then tells every one how he masturbated and shot so hard... a tiny little drop of ejaculate came out.
- Sounds like your one was pretty bad... Well mine was that I was bathing and the door wasn't locked and yeah one of my parent's had walked in 😕 lol
Is this still revelant?I just kept quiet and tried to act like nothing had happened... Even though inside I was in shock. But yeah its allgoods now 😂
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- I had embarrassed moment where i forgot to clean myself
up after masturbating and had wet spot on my shorts and
went down to answer the door , soon as i saw my former
neighbor looking at me in strange way i knew something
here i looks down to myself and saw a wet spot on my shorts
what made me not look out the window before answering
the door is beyond my knowledge let alone what made me
not look down to my shorts before going down to answer
the door is beyond my knowledge.ReactLike
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i dont want details, lol, i was just making sure that i understand what you meant by compromising, lol
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Well he could keep his notes for himself and not embarrassed you like that
But I guess he did kinda helped you so you would do something about it instead of walking around with your... stains- Show All Show Less
Just make sure you buy a better absorbing pads and stick with black pants next time 😉
Yeah I can't really blame you for being anonymous about it
But I live with 4 girls (wife and 3 daughters) so that's why I know my way around that sort of stuff
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