What is your favorite Double Entendre?




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What is your favorite Double Entendre?
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  • I think this one could be considered a double entendre.
    What is your favorite Double Entendre?

    Would any of you guys like to try my hot sticky buns?
    What is your favorite Double Entendre?

    I can't get it Sarah. Can you do it? You're better at blowing things than I am.
    What is your favorite Double Entendre?

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  • If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

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  • Too hard to get out of bed? I can make it even harder if you want...

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  • Growing up on "Carry on" films i can say they pop out (excuse me ;) ) all the time.

    "I dont want you coming over me all unnecessarily"

    usually in a yorkshire accent

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  • Are you from Japan because I am trying to get in japanties.
    No I'm Finnish, Finnish with this conversation.

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  • On the Tonight Show with Steve Allen (yes, this is going WAY back), golfer Sam Snead and his wife were supposedly on the show. When Steve asked if Sam was superstitious, his wife supposedly said, "Before each game I kiss his balls for luck". After a looooong pause she added, "I meant his GOLF balls". But by then, the audience was in hysterics. so the story goes

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    • Perfect. I just checked three sites for double entendres, and not one of them was correct.

  • The Carry On films are a bit saucy.

    My favourite in general is asking the barmaid for a double entendre and her giving me one. There are also various cocktail names although several verge on the plain obscene.

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  • :) Those are really good! Cave man and bar sign are tops!
    I'm coming up empty...

    A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.:)

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  • Sometimes men make the strangest requests.

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  • I've thought long and hard about this. Nothing seems to come to mind. Would you be able to offer some penetrative insight on the matter?

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  • Being from MN living in Cali... it has to be
    HouseQuake!

    Rexi?-)

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  • girl goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bar man gives her one

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  • I have come across a triple entendre that I like. You are mile high like Colorado.

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  • I'm struggling to think of any. Maybe you can give me one?

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  • I found this on Quora
    When I got home yesterday, I noticed something as soon as I came.
    My knob was looking a bit worn, and my wife agreed.
    She said it felt all rough and had lost its shine.
    She told me about this old man's knob she had seen on the market.
    I rushed down and grabbed it as soon as I saw it.
    "It's my only one" he declared.
    It looked well used, but I just had to have it. It was so big.
    "How much?" I asked, tossing it in my hand, as it gave a satisfying slap in my palm.
    "Two big ones."
    I wasn't going to quibble. My own knob looked a bit small in comparison and tended to stick which meant people had to enter using my back passage. So I agreed, smiling as my new knob made a huge bulge in my pocket as I walked home.
    Later, as my wife helped me screwed it against the front door, and it gave me pleasure every time someone pulled on it when they wanted to come inside, or have me come outside with them.
    I love my knob.

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  • If you want a double entendre, I'd be more than happy to give you one...

    Simples...

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  • Anything to do with cats. 🐈

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  • Herbert one 🀣

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  • I really like the cave man one

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  • Knock'em up with my baseball bat.

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  • I'm some dumb, not plum dumb.

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  • I don't have any.

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  • Sometimes it’s Hard To Get Out Of Bed.

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