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Do you have a 3yr old who thinks they are your parent?

I have a 3yr old cousin who fusses at me and disciplines me like he's my father.

Babysitting for the weekend. I get up and cook. He sits with me while i make him some eggs.

Him: ooh eggs. I like eggs.

Me: So do I.

I grab the egg and crack it.

Him: No. No Bad Nick Nick.

Me: what I do?

Stomps his foot at me and gives the cutest little scowl.

Him: Why... did.. you... break... the... egg?

Me: how else am I supposed to cook the?

Him: go to time out.

Me: sorry.

He crosses his arms and looks at me like a disapproving father.

He is nice as can be to my girlfriend. He yells at me for everything.

His name is joseph but he says it Jofish.

Lisa: Jofish why you always fussing at Nicki? Do you think your her father?

Him: yes.

Me: wait? You're my father?

Him: yes. I she Dada.

We both laugh.

Me: so you're Daddy JoJo?

He crosses his arms and gives me that look.

Him: i am Jofish.

Me: Sorry.

Him: go to time out.

Lisa: hi JoJo.

Him: hi Lisi.

Me: why she get to call you JoJo?

Turns and looks at me disappointed.

Him: I Jofish
Do you have a 3yr old who thinks they are your parent?
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