Most Helpful Girls

  • Well sir, I don't know what the job is, but I'm a malleable person: I can adapt to practically any type of position.
    Along with:

    -Always on time, never late
    -Good attendance (I only miss work if I'm sick)
    -I work well alone and in groups
    -Good customer service skills- I work in healthcare so I deal with all kinds of people
    -Patient... too patient at times
    -I'm honest, bluntly so. So I'm going to tell you the truth, even if you don't want to hear it. But! I'll have a smile on my face the entire time, lol

    • But how good are you at cleaning the inside of trashcans with a blindfold on?

    • Haha! That's not in my job description but if you're paying the same, if not more than I'm making now? We'll talk~

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we don't distribute payments until an employee reaches at least a year of experience at our company.

  • Don't you worry, you don't have.

    First of all, I am not available for any type of employment and second, I have no idea what the job is all about and if that is a decent or indecent proposal.

    Safe is safe and I will gladly leave my position to somebody more adventurous and willing to take unnecessary risks in a venture where we don't know the outcome, the risks and dangers.

    • Happy belated birthday

    • @ecfresh Darn, another person that noticed. Thanks for the wishes :-)

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to let you go. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

Most Helpful Guys

  • You shouldn't, because I'm retired.

    But if I wanted you to hire me, it's because I want to get out of the house and do something. So I'd work for cheap. I'd show up when I'm supposed to. I'd get the job done and done right. If I didn't know how to do it, I'd figure it out. You can point me in the right direction and know it will get done. I'd give you occasional feedback on progress so you know if things are on schedule, or if there are any problems. When the job is done, I'll be ready for another project.

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

    • Moved to sexuality? How the heck do they come up with that?

    • 👦 Shhh, we mustn't question the elders, for they know what's best for us.

  • I'm a Jeep Wrangler, I keep my value, I look sharp but trench through mud, I can drive on sunset Blvd and look fly or in a blizzard in Montana. I fucken will last forever and never break down, I can do anything and everything that needs done and I won't do it because someone wants me to, I'll do because I was made serve this purpose. I was born for this job.

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

    • No wishes needed but I thank you for your prompt response, and I also am aware of finding the right place, actually being turned down for the position had told me everything about your company, because as I would've been employed by your hopital, technically as a Registered Nurse I'd be working for the patient, so, with this, I also wish you the best. Rwgards

    • Uhh... Sir... We aren't a hospital... But we are well known for putting people in gurneys. 👦📝

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  • I'm a hard worker and very knowledgeable and also my very broken of a jewel who will work for minimum wage I don't want to see you can still treat me like trash and I'd still take it

    • 📝👦 And how good are you at taking out the trash while a hurricane is in progress?

    • The trash will be gone and I might not be standing there

    • 📝👦 Interesting

  • You shouldn't.

    • You're hired.

    • :(. Aww, man

    • Everything will be okay. Even though we won't pay you, we'll definitely feed you. 👌

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  • Because I've taken your family hostage.

    • 👦 Life's hard. I'm sure they'll be fine.

  • Because I have the skills you lack.

    • You're hired.

  • I have more work experience than the average candidate and I'd estimate my overall knowledge as equivalent to a PhD.

    • Then is God real? 👦📝

    • I'm gonna say... I don't wanna ruin the surprise for you B)

    • 📝👦 noted.

  • Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCISTABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

  • You shouldn’t. I’d take over the business and push you out.

    • 👦 You should read up on what happened to the last guy that tried that.

    • That's why you hired me... to deal with the company problems: " A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f***in' night."

    • @KrakenAttackin what are you talking about and why are you saying it in my post?

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  • I​ can​ laugh​ and​ cry in​ the. same​ time​ that​ mean​ however​ it​ is​ hard​ but​ I​ never​ stop​ working​ :)​

    • But can you make your tears form into different shapes on cue? 👦 📝

    • Sorry what does that mean, i am not native speaker.

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

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  • "Yes, I'm a self starter, a people person, and will go that extra mile to achieve the synergy this company demands."
    -Buzzword Candidate #993

    • But how many miles can you run in 5 minutes?

    • As many as it takes to help the company sir.

    • 📝👦 But can you run for 40 hours a day while maintaining a 221 bpm?

  • Only valuable thing I offer is big tits and I'm great at blowjobs so if that's what you need then yeah sure I'll be your girl

    • The question was asked under the topic "other", not "sexuality" :-(. But I can change the topic if need be.

    • @SueShe sex workers is also a job. He never specifically said any type of job

    • right, therefore, since we are talking mostly sex here, I will change the topic to match the style of conversation and to ensure that those teens aged 13+ here don't get the wrong idea.

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  • What are you hiring for?

    • We thank you for inquiring about the position. But we're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

    • Lol.

    • Discrimination! 🤣🤣

  • A better question is why should I work for you?

    • We thank you for inquiring about the position. But we're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

  • Because I'm better than everyone.

    • @normalice - You're hired. You will receive an invisible email with a self-destruction timer. inside that email is a code that will disarm that timer. Best of luck, future employee.

    • Done. Pay me now.

    • We've linked the payment with the self-destruction timer. If it self destructs, you don't get paid but you do get the job.

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  • No need. I work for myself.

    • But why work for yourself, when you can work for us! : )

    • Freedom

    • 👦 Sir, that's an illusion.

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  • because I'm the only cunt stupid enough to work for a bowl of rice a day. No other cunt will do it. So gimme the job. Twat features.

    • 📝👦 As you wish. You're hired.

  • I do my job and I have a deep passion for not starving to death.

    • 📝👦 But what if we asked you to fast during work? Would you be able to?

    • I become a grouchy bitch if I don't have food, but the work will get done.

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

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  • I have loads of experience, great references, can return value, and will be willing to grow within the organization.

    • We thank you for inquiring about the position. But we're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

    • I appreciate you taking the time to consider me for this opportunity. Could you please highlight 3 areas that I would need to improve in order to be a better fit should the position need to be filled at a later date?

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we can't do that. We don't waste our time. We stick by our motto: "If you didn't qualify the first time, you never will." : ) Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

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  • I don't know
    why should I work for you?

    • We're sorry to inform you that unfortunately, we've made the tough decision to continue our search. Please know that we never take for granted someone like you that would give your time and explore the possibilities with us. We know you'll find the right place for you, and we wish you nothing but the very best.

    • Yeah I'll find a better company, easy peasy

  • Why I should work for you?

    • Many have asked that same question. But not many have been able to live long enough to hear the answer. 👦📝

  • Because

    • 📝👦 I'm waiting

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