I've had so many accidents when I was younger.
3-4 years old- was running with a wooden ruler then fell, and it shoved down my throat while the last part of it broke off.
oops, wait, this is gonna sound really embarrassing, and am sorry, but, think that happened to my younger sister with the ruler, not too sure. did hang on to a bat with each hand on each side of a bat, that my uncle promised he wouldn't let go and he lifted me up from floor then dropped the bat. 2 times, where I almost drowned. one was from a wave- was holding on to my moms hand that knocked us over. and the other I was in front of my mom on a water slide, and when in the water, she landed on me