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What's the best way to mess with a random phone caller?

pervertedjester
Whats the best way to mess with a random phone caller?
Personally I like to answer with a "Whelp... Now you're an accessory! What's so important?" It's usually followed by a nervous laugh before they state their intent. Which I counter with "We can do whatever you want, so long as we get our story straight. What's your address again?" If they don't click off by then I add something like "Thank god you called... I didn't think it would be that messy! I was stressing out... I'm gonna have to borrow some clothes." *click*
What's the best way to mess with a random phone caller?
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