How would you hide a body?

[Massageman]

Hide it in the city sewer systems.

NaOH + H2O + tissue = flushable mush

Sodium hydroxide is used to digest tissues, as in a process that was used with farm animals at one time. This process involved placing a carcass into a sealed chamber, then adding a mixture of sodium hydroxide and water (which breaks the chemical bonds that keep the flesh intact). This eventually turns the body into a liquid with coffee-like appearance, and the only solid that remains are bone hulls, which could be crushed between one's fingertips.

Sodium hydroxide is frequently used in the process of decomposing roadkill dumped in landfills by animal disposal contractors. Due to its availability and low cost, it has been used by criminals to dispose of corpses. Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli used this chemical to turn dead bodies into soap. In Mexico, a man who worked for drug cartels admitted disposing of over 300 bodies with it.

Sodium hydroxide is a dangerous chemical due to its ability to hydrolyze protein. If a dilute solution is spilled on the skin, burns may result if the area is not washed thoroughly and for several minutes with running water. Splashes in the eye can be more serious and can lead to blindness.

If you or any of your force are caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck.

[Aguysopinion4799]

This question concerns me...

I mean, I know a lot of good ways but I think there are two I know are good.

Dissolving the body in Sulphuric acid, dissolves flesh and bone, no need to be concerned about searchers finding DNA or body pieces. The issue here is that it is a long process to dissolve the bone, so you would want to have a basement or something.

Option 2 and a better and much more reliable option, chop up the body and feed it to pigs. I work with animals and it is actually fact that pigs will eat anything, they can and will even eat bone, so if you put human bones in their pit as feed, they will eat it, it also won't take long at all to get rid of, they eat very quickly, if you cut it down small enough then they may well finish it in a matter of 10 to 15 minutes. And no one is going to know because the stomach acid will dissolve the bone as well.

[Lov2PlezUgurl]

Most people don't know this but hogs eats everything hogs are nature's vacuum cleaner their stomach will dissolve teeth skull bones hair nothing comes out the hog that resembles anything that goes in the hog there was a family of killers that had a hog farm and of course they got caught because they was stupid when they chunked the bodies in the hog pen they left the clothes on them and the hogs can't eat the clothes but the bodies were never found not one piece of the bodies were ever found the clothes is what gave them away

[CreamySeed]

If I were a murderer id bury it In a forest somewhere extremely far from the crime scene, if you have the luxury dismember the corpse and bury the parts in different locations. Take the battery out of your phone so it doesn't get pinged, take the victims phone somewhere else far away and make a call on it so it gets pinged far from the crime scene which will make the authorities think the victim
is still alive and they will be diverted. There are other ways to dispose of a body, burning it, feeding it to pigs, ocean dump with weights, barrel of acid, cannibalism, buried under farm
crops.
Just an FYI murder is illegal so dont do that.

[Kaneki05]

Use it for a garden. Or risky move but could pay off, make a crime scene that copy's some other killing so they think it's the same person or a copy cat. which they will then spend there time looking for the motive behind this other person or why a person would copycat it. meanwhile your chilling.
Motives are often the way people get caught so throwing them off isn't a bad idea.

[williamstorm3]

I guess hide the body and use the remove finger prince thing and clean the body off and the ground near him with alcoholic cleaner thing. DNA Evidence tests have advanced in recent years, but they still aren't that advanced.

If someone is seriously doing this, send me a private message for more advice.

[magiusX26]

i wouldn't. either i would display it proudly or fully dispose of it. won't say how on disposal either.

[israelisevil]

Bury it underneath an animal corpse so when grave is found by police they dig or xray and think its just animal corpse

[Stoner710]

chop it into dog food get rid of the blood by using draining it over a creek and grinding the bones into dust and relishing them into multiple places

[call_me_scar]

Cut it up, cook the insides till the meat falls of the bone, feed meat to local, crush bones and toss the bone dust out the window while driving around town

[tae_ie]

Acid to break down the parts and burn them after, and also put the bones in acid as well.

[AlexanderAnttila]

I wouldn't. I'd expose the body and have the murderer arrested for their crime.

[britishbby]

Depends, you want no one to find it or just hide a fuck buddy from your partner

[Niya2006]

Hehehe grind then up into sausages
and let my dogs eat it XD
No one will ever know
shhhhhhh

[Anonymous]

Well, hydrofluoric acid is about $150 per gallon. Guess I'd just get a few gallons of that and give it a dip. Wait for it to dissolve, then bury the waste.

[Levin]

Probably put it somewhere in Scotland. No one will find it there.

[BCRanger10]

Put it in the trunk of my worst enemy's car. Or in their bathtub 😂😂😂

[Deathraider]

Place the body into the car, have the car drive straight and crash into a wall. Call 911 immediately to report a car crash.

The question is now why did you ask?

[Agape93]

Drop them in the woods for the bears to eat. Or, drop them into the sewers somewhere.

[joeldalton]

Head out to the middle of the ocean, weigh them down and drop em in.

[TallAnon]

I wouldn't, no one would ever know I had anything to do with it, so they can find it just fine.

[Liam_Hayden]

My house is at the beach. Take the boat out a few miles, cement boots, sinks to the bottom.

[codyccc]

I have a industrial incinerator out back because part of my property use to be a cold war radar base

[andreasderjuengere]

Seat the body at a bus stop and place a handphone in his/her hands.
No one will notice anything.

[pink_and_inlove]

The way I hide my body I like to wear big sweaters and loose clothing lol this is probably a dumb answer but yeah

[iFarted]

I'm going to be completely honest and say yes for my best friends only. I'd even kill someone if I had to for my best friends if they were in danger.

[Anonymous]

What has worked for me in the past is to hide it in plain site, but move it before it starts to smell

[QuietRunner]

Tire fires really burn almost everything. The bones might be a problem.

[IAMNathanael]

In plain sight. No one would ever expect it.

[allaboutyou2]

Is there something that you need to tell us?

[Gwenhwyfar]

Dump it in the swamp near the chemical refinery

[Lynx122]

You disolve it in your bathtub of course :D

[ross83]

Why would you want to

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Cut them into pieces and scatter them far apart.

[pigoat]

Ok sure

[Noodle_fan]

whose body?

[lanadelrey25]

Acid bath

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Save it.

[Paulychicago10]

With clothes?

[Anonymous]

Eat it 😋

[User2300]

Feed it to pigs.