If You Were A DOG For One Day What Would You Do?

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22 d

https://youtu.be/9sLR0vgpeWI

Answer 1

Brainsbeforebeauty | 504 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Poop in my neighbor's yard or right in front of her back door seeing she's always letting her dog poop in mine

Static_In_The_Attic

22 d
I love UnaShitters & I love how some owners don’t clean up after their dogs. I have an idea & what you want to do is rent a pony & walk the pony on your neighbors yard & when the pony takes a dump start laughing & walk away.
Brainsbeforebeauty

21 d
Why rent a pony... My daughter shots like an elephant 🤣🤣 I'll just send her over lololol
Brainsbeforebeauty

21 d
*shits

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

I love UnaShitters & I love how some owners don’t clean up after their dogs. I have an idea & what you want to do is rent a pony & walk the pony on your neighbors yard & when the pony takes a dump start laughing & walk away.

Answer 3

Brainsbeforebeauty

Why rent a pony... My daughter shots like an elephant 🤣🤣 I'll just send her over lololol

Answer 4

Brainsbeforebeauty

*shits

Answer 5

bannacookies | 536 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

Run around naked and poop on the grass.

Static_In_The_Attic

22 d
Woof Woof & you don’t have to be a dog to do those things. On another note would you poop on your grass or on the neighbors grass?
bannacookies

21 d
Hmm, good point! I can do that now. Oh, the neighbors yard for sure.
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
Lucky neighbor minus number two.

Answer 6

Static_In_The_Attic

Woof Woof & you don’t have to be a dog to do those things. On another note would you poop on your grass or on the neighbors grass?

Answer 7

bannacookies

Hmm, good point! I can do that now. Oh, the neighbors yard for sure.

Answer 8

Static_In_The_Attic

Lucky neighbor minus number two.

Answer 9

Gedaria | 2.8K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

Bit a few people...

Static_In_The_Attic

22 d
Wouldn’t we all like to do that from time to time & I would as well.

Answer 10

Static_In_The_Attic

Wouldn’t we all like to do that from time to time & I would as well.

Answer 11

taeh_ie2

Xper 5

Run around and see how long it takes me to get tired.

Static_In_The_Attic

22 d
Speaking of running that brings back a special memory & a few tears as well. A long time ago when I was a kid I had the best dog ever & I would go everywhere with my dog. We would go on trips & adventures together & the dog was so full of energy & would never stop running. As the years went by my dog got older & older & one day the dog stopped running & I was sad. I called a veterinarian & she suggested that I put a small drop of gasoline on with my dogs food & she said that would do the trick. The very next day I hear a bark & my dog was running around the house so I opened the door to let her run out. She ran & ran & she was so happy & it was like my dog was a puppy again. A few days later when she was running she just stopped & fell over & that was the saddest day of my life.
taeh_ie2

22 d
Aw, i’m so sorry.
Static_In_The_Attic

22 d
For what?
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taeh_ie2

21 d
Honestly I didn’t read it at first, my bad :( but your dog is still alright?
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
The dog didn’t die it ran out of gas!
taeh_ie2

21 d
well that’s new, never heard gas would make dogs more energized.
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
I was pulling your leg on this one & I was waiting for you to say the dog died? I was would say no it ran out of gas.
taeh_ie2

21 d
Haha, alright.

Answer 12

Static_In_The_Attic

Speaking of running that brings back a special memory & a few tears as well. A long time ago when I was a kid I had the best dog ever & I would go everywhere with my dog. We would go on trips & adventures together & the dog was so full of energy & would never stop running. As the years went by my dog got older & older & one day the dog stopped running & I was sad. I called a veterinarian & she suggested that I put a small drop of gasoline on with my dogs food & she said that would do the trick. The very next day I hear a bark & my dog was running around the house so I opened the door to let her run out. She ran & ran & she was so happy & it was like my dog was a puppy again. A few days later when she was running she just stopped & fell over & that was the saddest day of my life.

Answer 13

taeh_ie2

Aw, i’m so sorry.

Answer 14

Static_In_The_Attic

For what?

Answer 15

taeh_ie2

Honestly I didn’t read it at first, my bad :( but your dog is still alright?

Answer 16

Static_In_The_Attic

The dog didn’t die it ran out of gas!

Answer 17

taeh_ie2

well that’s new, never heard gas would make dogs more energized.

Answer 18

Static_In_The_Attic

I was pulling your leg on this one & I was waiting for you to say the dog died? I was would say no it ran out of gas.

Answer 19

taeh_ie2

Haha, alright.

Answer 20

Flower7 | 619 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

I would enjoy having no responsibilities.

Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
Could you imagine that & you could bark at people & jump on a table & steal food & so much more.
Flower7

21 d
Barking at people would be fun!

Answer 21

Static_In_The_Attic

Could you imagine that & you could bark at people & jump on a table & steal food & so much more.

Answer 22

Flower7

Barking at people would be fun!

Answer 23

leahzrc | 791 opinions shared on Other topic.

Yoda

i would run in front of a truck

Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
Why pick a truck when you could pick a bus? On the other hand I hope we are talking about a parked truck or bus if not I’ll throw my super hero costume on & save the day.
leahzrc

21 d
lol a monster truck
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
As in the energy drink? Hahaha.
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leahzrc

21 d
noooo a monstertruck
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
I wouldn’t even want you to get hit by a matchbox car & speaking of monster trucks have you ever been to monster jam? Monster truck shows are awesome like you.
leahzrc

21 d
i went to a monster truck show once i was little
Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
As a kid I went to one & I went to one in my area about two years ago & talk about noisy & my earplugs weren’t enough.

Answer 24

Static_In_The_Attic

Why pick a truck when you could pick a bus? On the other hand I hope we are talking about a parked truck or bus if not I’ll throw my super hero costume on & save the day.

Answer 25

leahzrc

lol a monster truck

Answer 26

Static_In_The_Attic

As in the energy drink? Hahaha.

Answer 27

leahzrc

noooo a monstertruck

Answer 28

Static_In_The_Attic

I wouldn’t even want you to get hit by a matchbox car & speaking of monster trucks have you ever been to monster jam? Monster truck shows are awesome like you.

Answer 29

leahzrc

i went to a monster truck show once i was little

Answer 30

Static_In_The_Attic

As a kid I went to one & I went to one in my area about two years ago & talk about noisy & my earplugs weren’t enough.

Answer 31

DizzyDesii | 3.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

I just wanna do that wolfie howl

Answer 32

Hispanic-Cool-Guy | 3.4K opinions shared on Other topic.

Master

Bark. Lol

Static_In_The_Attic

21 d
Bark away & all hours of the night to drive people nuts.

Answer 33

Static_In_The_Attic

Bark away & all hours of the night to drive people nuts.

Answer 34

Hangry22 | 258 opinions shared on Other topic.

Guru

Run around freely

Answer 35

ayomanwya

Xper 3

Play with other dogs

Static_In_The_Attic

15 d
As for that answer I can’t believe anyone didn’t say that. Nice answer.

Answer 36

Static_In_The_Attic

As for that answer I can’t believe anyone didn’t say that. Nice answer.

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