Those are very funny.
I'm glad you think so. 😄😄😄
James Carlin was hysterical, but this is my favorite on your list; “I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.”
Happens to me all the time. 😂
The second one! Omg
So true though 😂
lolol yeah the second one. 👍
Thanks for the MHO ♥️
Yep... They're funny!
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Sign on my brother's bedroom door."NO ADMISSION WITHOUT PERMISSION!"Hand written underneath:"seek permission within"
I like the first one best. 😂
The customer kept on asking if he could have free insurance cavorage because of the pandemic. My ex husband lost it 😂
Omg. I love the corny ones most!
I just thought about the second one:"There are three dogs: American dog, Polish dog and Russian dog. They were having a visit and the American dog was telling how things were in this country. The American dog said "You know, you bark and have to bark long enough and somebody comes along and gives you some meat". The Polish dog said " What's meat?" and the Russian dog said "What's bark?":D :D