If you had a pet chicken what would you call it?

i would call minnnne EaRL I duno why. ... sounds like a chicken kinda name... and he'd be like so dopey and run around and bump into stuff.

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  • I would name it time to eat...the reason for the name is just in case one day I have to eat it. then it wouldn't be obvious. so when I'm coming at it with a knife it won't be suspicious.

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  • Aww, Earl lol. In a weird way... that really is kind of a "chicken name" hah.

    I think I'd name mine Herbert. He'd be a really nerdy chicken, but at the same time kinda "slow" in the head. And he'd be far sighted too so he'd have problems seeing things in close proximity. On the colder days, he'd sleep inside at night and his favorite TV show would be The Price Is Right :P

    Annnnnd this is the point where I start questioning my sanity for putting so much thought into this lol.

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  • I don't know what I'd name them but I'd probably get these link =P

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  • I actually have 2 o.O

    They're silkie chickens, meaning they're eternally fluffy; my little bro called them pootsey and flouffles

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  • So many choices, among them perhaps Mr Bawkbagawk; Lucius Sweet, Earl or even, Colonel Sanders. I think the last one is probably most fitting- yes, definitely.

    I'd call it Colonel Sanders :)

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  • HAhaha, I used to tell my friend I was going to give her a chicken for her birthday. LOL it's still funny to me. I would picture it running around in her room and her bed. :D like this one link hahahaha babe chicken with shoes and everything!

    I would call it Barbaidus! :D hahah or Babe-Chicken lol What a nice little chicken!

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  • I called my pet rooster "Downy"...because that was all he had when I found him in the grocery store parking lot...lol...did not know he was a rooster then...Heh...did not take long for him to start growing his comb and spurs...he was a hellish bug remover...but he sh*t all over the place...O.O

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  • haha that is funny smilenbehappy. :)

    I had a hen named Henrietta, we got so comfortable with each other she would fly up on my arm and wanted me to pet her. I have a lot of interesting bird stories I could share, including bird rescues.

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  • While growing up, I had a pet chicken, and his name was Goliath...or Pookums...depending on my mood. Keep in mind that I was pretty young.

    Chickens are awesome!

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  • When I was a kid I had a chicken called Beaver (I know...) and my brother's was called Darling Kisser

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  • Rocky?

    I like Rocky if it's a rooster. maybe penny if it's a girl. or henny...or chickenstirfry hehe

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  • I had a chicken once, she had chicks so we called her Big Mama.

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  • I would have a pet rooster, they look cooler. I'd call him Cocky

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  • If I had a pet chicken, I'd name him Theodore. Theodore the chicken!

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  • Wait, you'd have a chicken that'd be a male? :0

    I'd call mine Bird. Or Cow.

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  • Cindy was oddly enough the first name that came to mind :P

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  • I'd named mine lawd because this question makes me lol

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  • I actually did have a pet chicken once. Her name was Amy, don't ask me why!

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  • mr Alfred pitt -- I prefer my chicken to have a full name

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  • Nugget

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  • Chiko. ~ :P

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  • I'd call it "Hen-essy."

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  • Chickeee or Sesame

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  • Annie's boobs

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  • Tyrone. :D

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  • Dinner

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  • Sir Clucks-a-lot.

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  • Lunch.

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  • Dinner.

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  • Gobbles.

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  • Dinner

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  • Calvin, James or Mickey D

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  • colonel sanders :)

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  • Roger

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  • lol

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  • nugget

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  • Fizzy pop, or Faaiza ;D

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  • retard

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  • Nugget or KFC ?

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  • Rufus

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  • Bob.

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  • alejandro.

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  • I'd call it Chicken

    keep it original

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  • Bob

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  • id probably just call him my chicken lol

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  • Cluck-Master Von Chickenworth.

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  • Barney

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  • Dinner

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  • I'd call mine Eggbird.

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  • Colonel... or

    Foghorn Leghorn (I know he's a rooster, but c'mon)

    :-)

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  • Bubba.

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