What are some of your awkward experiences with the opposite gender?

What are some of your awkward experiences with the opposite gender? The ones that, looking back at it now, either make you laugh... or just downright make you *facepalm*. It could be anything from an awkward encounter to something that happened during sex.

For example, this happened to me once or twice lol link
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Oh yeah, one time at the club, we were chilling near these couches and my drunk mate chucked a pillow at me. I was also pretty drunk so my coordination was not so good, and when I threw it, it completely missed him and ended up hitting some chick on the back of her head, and I think she spilled her drunk a little lol. Her and her friend gave me a death stare and it was awkward as f*ck when I went to apologize lol

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  • Once when I was 15 I was camping with a school group. There was a huge log in this artificial lake. So all the kids used to use it for log rolling games. But as "too cool" teens we were just hanging out. We were just all standing trying to balance for as long as possible.

    So we were all getting dialed in and were staying on longer. So it was getting. uhhhhhh shall we say crowded. I was crammed between two girls. One was my crush one I didn't really know.

    So I almost fell and my hand shoots out and I'm waving it around to get my balance and I totally (accidentally) grab the random girl's butt.

    And I'm like "ohhhhh crap sory sory sroysorysory" And she goes "well if you want to get it on just say so" So I'm thinking "okay she's got a sense of humor she's not going to kill me. I'm good"

    So I said "sorry you're not my type" and she said "I know Steph is right?" well she was. And Steph was on my other side.

    Now the rest happened really fast. I thought How does she know? so I said "what?" and then slipped sideways. Landed on my side right on the log. Barely made it to shore and with engaging speed passed out.

    Turned out I broke two ribs.

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  • A guy I didn't know asked if he could draw me ”nekkid” or ”at the very least” in lingerie so he could put it on his mantle piece... Can we get a helllll noooo? Never. This ain't Titanic, cowboy. Hahahah This is my life. Hahah uhg. Creepy. But it definitely still makes me laugh.

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  • Sex with clothes on (I was wearing a skirt) in the living room couch. I was on top while my ex was in a sitting position. We didn't know his brother was home when he walked pass us to go out of the house. I just stop moving, stared in my ex's eyes with the OMG look (and decided to clench him tightly down there - love how his eyes glazed over after that. lol). His brother pretended like nothing out of the ordinary is going on and left quickly. Awkward for us and for the brother.

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  • I was finally having sex with the hottest guy ever, he was going down on me and I tensed my stomach up because it tickled. Then I queefed... on his face.

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  • lol hmm well a few weeks ago I was meeting up with the guy I'm now dating for our second date and we were planing on walking around outside since it was nice out so I figured I should take my dog with me... It started to rain so we went to his apartment, and we started to make out.. well my dog is very smart and likes to mimic... so mid make out she jumps in and makes it a tripple kiss.. and she kept tried to a bunch more times! It was both awkward and hilarious

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  • Being walked on by your girlfriend mother having sex with her daughter. Funny thing is that this happened to us twice. Once when we were 19 and one time when we were around 23.

    The first time, I scrambled under the bed hitting my head, the second time me and my wife froze hahahaha.

    I laugh at it now, but it was scary at that moment, we never knew if she saw me the first time, but the second time we were pretty sure, but were already 6 years into the relationship.

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  • I went out with this guy once. OMG he was so weird, it was our first date and we didn't even know each other and he started singing to me and saying I love you. I was like wtf? everyone was staring and he didn't care he kept singing , then he held my hand and kissed it. I was so creeped out .

    I also had a date where all the guy did was talk about how much he wanted to taste me and sticking out his tongue. I got up and walked away lol

    wow I sure know how to pick em

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  • i was walking home a girl after a "date" and reached for her hand and she was like " WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?! I am sorry I don't like you like that way I love my boyfriend" then don't go out with me on a third daye you bitch

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    • I don't understand why they do that lol

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    • they were long distance anyways time will heal a broken heart but not that bitchs window xD

    • Damn, can't trust long distance lol

  • There was the time I was in a car with my gif's older sister. I started tickling her an she swerved a little, the cops stopped her and saw her joint, and she wound up in joovy. I was under 16 and they let me go.

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  • i was showering at my gfs house in her parents bathroom. her dad came home and thought it was his wife in the shower. I kind of look like her and with the steam, I guess it was hard to see. he came up behind me and grabbed my boob and slipped a finger inside me. I thought it was her bro whos my fwb. we stayed like that until I reached back to stroke him, and realized he was a lot bigger than her brother. when I turned around I thought he was gonna die, lol. still haven't told my gf.

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  • Oh yeah I have done that so many times! ha ha One time I was nervouse to meet someone I'm just going to use fake names ha but he introduced himself and was like " Hey I'm Jack its nice to meet you!" and nervously I said "Hey I'm jack!" He looked at me like I was insane until I laughed and was like "sorry about that I was nervous, Your jack I'm Shonna!" But in the end it was a good laugh but also one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

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  • Leaning in to kiss him and he pulls back to talk about chinchillas. xP

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  • When I started my first year on high school, I got to know a very cute girl and some other friends of her. It was cold outside so she always wore this big jacket, made her seem a little chubby.

    So when she for the first time took it off while I was there, I blurted out "Ooh, you're not fat! It's just the jacket." I realized my mistake pretty quick and said. You know... Because of your boobs being so big(she's got BIG boobs) and the jacket...*smack*" another girl in the group smacked me in the back of my head while face palming along with everyone else, except the girl I managed to offend.

    Sometimes, I don't think, I just say. This I think was one of those times.

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  • This one happened today:

    On the train standing at the end, 3 French girls got on and the train's acceleration made them fall on me. My willy got squashed by her bum, but...

    I wasn't complaining and might as well enjoy the moment. It was all fun and cheery.

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  • i was making out with my boyfriend and my dog jumped between us. he tried to pushed the dog with one hand while his other hand was still doing me. and I suddenly felt so gross that he would touch me down there after touching the dog, so I insisted that he washed his hand... and he was all grumpy about that (who wouldn't). anyway eventually I broke up with him and the dog died, so now it's just a funny thing to remember.

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    • Lol groce.

      "anyway eventually I broke up with him and the dog died, so now it's just a funny thing to remember."

      Idk about funny, seems pretty sad lol

    • hahaha. yeah, sometimes I miss the good old time with both of them, my ex and my dog :) as time goes by, the hurts gives way to happier memories. and life goes on :)

    • That's true lol, good to know you're positive :)

  • lol Well

    One time an ex and I were playing around in her bed, foreplay pretty much haha, so for awhile I was just laying there letting her do her thing, then I decide it's my turn. I flip her over and get on top, and get down into the covers. As soon as I take her panties off and throw them across the room, her sister starts walking in, she told me to hide but there was literally Nowhere haha, so I froze up in the sheets.

    I cannot imagine how that looked to her sister lols, the 2 of them had a full on conversation while I was chilling under the sheets haha

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  • I was really excited about the concept of "that's what she said" jokes when they first began circulating around with my generation (thanks be to The Office), but I didn't always understand the correct contexts in which to use it. Basically I "that's what she said"ed a guy during sexy time because why not. He was not amused.

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  • Once on a party I was sitting down (16 or 17 years old), an unknown girl standing her back to me. Another guy started feeling up her bum. Next thing I knew she turned towards me, slapped my face, broke my glasses, started yelling. link My luck: two other guys had seen it happen from the start and explained it to her. Incident closed, but no apologies, of course. I never even knew her name. :-P (didn't want to know her in fact)

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  • ohh I was like 14 or 15..i was in tuition and this guy sitting beside me was masturbating! I didn't know what to say..and he was shameless..i was like what the hell..i feel disgusted by him..and it was super awkward for me!

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    • LOL WTF?! Wasn't there other people there?

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    • He's an exhibitionist lol... probs get's off knowing that people know he's having a pull as well lol

    • hahahahahaha! :P :P maybe yeah!

  • Im on the bus with this guy who likee me to death. He is all " well I kno you run track,so you're fit. I wanna see your aba" and began lifting up my shir, and the attempted to see what color my undiies were..Dafuq. That boy is dead meat now.

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  • About to take a girl home from a bar after drunkenly making out for a while and then her brother shows up. A real buzzkill and awkward moment.

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  • Got a boner holding a girl from behind to demonstrate a self defense move.

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  • Good question: confessing to an old crush that I liked him. And getting minimal response.

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  • me and my girlfriend were playing in my living room one night. my dad and his friends were at the bar, and mom was at work, so we thought we had the place to ourselves. we put a lesbian p*rn on the tv, and she handcuffed me to the legs of the couch. we were both naked and she was using a vibe on me. I had just started coming, when I heard a guy say holy sh*t! 3 of dads friends were standing there watching. they got kicked out of the bar over a fight, and came home early. Kim, my girlfriend freaked and ran into the bathroom leaving the vibe in me. finally one of the guys pulled the vibe out and undid my handcuffs. I don't think they told my dad, cause he never said anything.

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  • Stuttering it was terrible I can't talk and say random stuff

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  • Once, I had gone to my friends house to pick up something I had forgotten there and I'm like totally in love with her brother. She insisted that she'd get I item I forgot. She told me to go wait in her backyard, on the pool deck. So I did. I decided that while I wait I'd relax for a bit, only until she got back. I sat on the chaise lounge chair on the deck and put my feet up on this small glass table thingy for drinks. Yeah, I know it's bad manners to just put your feet up on things, especially when there're not even yours, but I was overwhelmed at the moment. Suddenly, her brother emerges from under the water.He scared the living hell out of me.I followed the direction his eyes were at. He was looking at my feet on top of his property. He said, " I see you made yourself at home."I told him, " Sorry, my feet were just really sore and I had to elevate them..." He knew I was lying. What an awkward moment that was.To him now, I'm probably just some lying-no-mannered-redneck.

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  • Haha something similar happened to me in that link but it was with another girl. I ended up seeing this chick who looked like her and I ended up calling her name and I was about to go up behind her and hug her and ended up being this totally different girl o.o Awkward sh*t, I walked off super fast. lol Anywho, something awkward..well once I was at coffee bean and this Asian guy needed to use the outlet to charge his phone, and there's only like one outlet, so I told him he could use it, and he was so appreciative, and he wanted to buy me a tea even though multiple times I insisted him not to. Not listening, he did..he sat at the table I was and gave it to me...I told him thank you even though it felt awkward and the whole entire time he kept looking at me. -.- it was...weird. Especially since I'm only 16. ha

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  • havent really had any

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  • One time My boyfriend and I got into an argument and I decided to make it up to him and he told me "baby lets stop fighting, How bout I call you during my break and after work. You get ready and I will take you out." So I decided that instead of going out I would get sexy and get him excited so when he came home we could play around and have makeup sex. Well I was texting my boyfriend a bunch of naughty pics and trying to get his attention. I sent a few videos, some snap shots of a few things lol and kept telling him how bad I wanted him and found it weird that he wasn't replying because usually he answers right away or will be like damn or something. The next thing you know I get a text message saying " This is your dad!" I was so mortified I didn't call my dad for a few months and still can't look at him in the eyes. I told my boyfriend what happened he thought it was the funniest sh*t ever. I mean I sent some pretty graphic pics and videos.

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  • giving my principal a lap dance at the club I work at, lol.

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    • LMAO! What was his reaction? And this was after you had already finished school right?

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    • lol, yes.

    • I know I already said this but...

      Damn! This is the kinda stuff you see in movies/porno lol!

  • Hmmm I had this date with a guy I've known for like, forever, and we were at the movies, "watching" a movie lol he grabbed my hand and just holded my hand for a while, and then I looked at him (just like a normal look, not a hey come here you sexy beast look xD) and he just BAM kissed me. And it wasn't a good kiss... he didn't start slowly, he just "pushed" everything in my mouth lol his tongue was like... a washing machine. not fun at all. I pushed him away and yelled his name super loud (because I was surprised lol) and people were looking at us like "wtf?" xD

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    • Man, I'd hate to be that guy lol

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    • Yeah I guess xD I'm still friends with him by the way and sometimes he still tries to touch me or kiss me, but then he always says "dont worry I don't like you in that way". xD okay but why does he wants to do that stuff with me then ? lol

    • Idk, it's obvious he does like you lol xD

  • When I was 19 and at my peak I had my hair streaked and spiked and was sitting down eating a kebab on the street, I had 2 cute girls smile at me and I looked up and saw it and smiled back as a knee jerk reaction but I goofed it AND I had food in my mouth and they just gave a look somewhere between what a loser and disgust, I think that affected me a bit because now when girls smile at me now I don't smile back.

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    • LOL, something similar happened to me too, and now I don't really smile back either.

  • We could be having a great conversation and right in the middle *fart*. I don't know what's wrong with boys sometimes.

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  • I went on a first (and only) date with a guy. We were going to go to a movie and on the way through the mall, he pulls me over to a display case, tells me he loves me, and proceeds to start to purchase a ruby necklace with matching earrings and a matching ring. This all took about two minutes and I was shocked from hearing he loved me and it freaked me out so I told the clerk not to give him the jewelry and I told him this wasn't going to work out and I went and called my mom to pick me up.

    I was 17 and he was 18.

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  • my first boyfriend was wayyyyyy too clingy when we were both away for the summer and before the summer he was chasing after me but during the summer I was the one running after him all the time and I didn't even realize until after.

    the first guy I went on a date with before my boyfriend at first he was very pursuant but when he lapsed on the contact I contacted him way too much and he made some not nice remarks to my friends because we all went to these community event things together and he said I "stared at him" too much and was a "stalker" which really was not true but it made me feel very bad about myself.

    this guy my friends tried to hook me up with, said he wants a relationship but I just agreed to hang out with him at his place and he expected sex right away, I didn't give in but I am surprised I didn't question his intentions first, I took my friends' word that he "has good intentions" when really he did not.

    this guy I dated. I approached him first, we had made eye contact and it was successful. I did not approach him for a date, I just wanted to have a convo because I thought he was an interesting guy. it went well and at a later time he saw me again, approached me and asked me out. but he wasn't so nice and dating him turned into a lot of heartbreak and confusion, he's one who left a mark on me forever. so it feels even worse when I wonder if I was too "forward" by approaching him although after my initial approach he was totally in the driver's seat making 95% of the moves.

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