Have you ever failed your New Year's resolution on the first day?

I promised myself not to get my dick stuck in the toaster again.

But here we are, New Year's day and my dick is already jammed inside the toaster. The day isn't over yet and I've already failed.

So should I try again next year or just give up all hope?


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  • no because I don’t set them


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