Is my roommate fucking delusional?

HoratioCaine
She can't find the lid to her crockpot, I must have touched it, her Tupperware broke, I must have touched it, she can't find the mail and laundry key, I MUST HAVE FUCKING TOUCHED IT. Here's the real kicker, I've been avoiding her and sleeping over at my friend's place this past month to avoid this problem, so there is no way I touched it for sure. Nothing is ever her fault, even if she is the incompetent one.
Is my roommate fucking delusional?
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