Why do men cheat?

TheLittleInnocent
Well the answer could lie in crisps. Ladies, if it's these your man is snacking, he's probably doing some extra martial clapping.
Why do men cheat?
Sensations, because that's what he's causing in other people's punanis
Why do men cheat?
Wotsits, because wot sits on your man's knee? Another woman.
Why do men cheat?
Doritos. They're in a triangle, so you probably are too.
Why do men cheat?
Pringles. Think about it. "Pree-ing-girls"
Why do men cheat?
Squares. Probably what his eyes feel like after all that netflix with another lady.
Why do men cheat?
Pom-Bear. Pom sounds like Pum and he's getting bear of it.
Why do men cheat?
Skips. Because that's how he travels to see his side ting. *skips unfaithfully*
Why do men cheat?
And finally plantain chips. Because he's plan-tin the seeds of doubt in your relationship.
Why do men cheat?
The link is unmistakable. See the signs and walk-er way before it's too late. And remember ladies, can't spell cheating without eating.
Why do men cheat?
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