Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

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Oh, December, the month of going broke to show people you love them them and choking down peppermint flavored everything. Most people would argue," No, it's the month of holiday cheer!" But cheer for which holiday? Certainly not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, right? Of course not, because December is actually the month of religious Supremacy.

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

You usually hear 'happy holidays!' When gathering your bags to leave the store. Depending on how straightforward the person behind you is, you may also hear a spitefully grumbled," It's Merry Christmas." More likely, though, you'll just see a post on Facebook from the disgruntled person.

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

I would quite honestly like to know what holiday SWAT team barged into their homes, tore down their Christmas trees, and gave them all fines for celebrating Christmas. I celebrate Christmas, but I've never met this SWAT team. Will they knock down my door next? Chances are, it won't happen, because there is no "holiday SWAT team".

No one is telling people not to say Merry Christmas. No one calls it a "holiday tree". In fact, these Christmas loving people are becoming the holiday SWAT team. They target people who are uncomfortable with saying or celebrating Christmas, and act as though Christians didn't steal the idea for this holiday from the pagans.

Did you know that the Bible doesn't specify Jesus's date of birth? Perhaps it's because Christianity has simply been borrowing holidays from other cultures since its beginning. And yet, now December means everyone else loses their religious rights and freedom of speech because they choose "happy holidays" over "Merry Christmas".

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

These people are usually the same ones who get angry when non Christians to celebrate Christmas. Now explain to me how that makes any sense. Did you know that many non Christians celebrate Christmas? According to a survey done in 2013 By The Pew research center, around 8 out of 10 non Christians celebrate Christmas. 81% of non Christians in the US celebrate a Christian holiday. So what are people more angry about, the fact that not everyone celebrates Christmas, or the fact that non Christians do? I really don't think they even know what they're angry about anymore.

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

Does anyone remember the Starbucks "War on Christmas" in 2015? They debuted a red holiday cup. Gasp! No Christmas themes?! How dare they! I mean, the executive chairman and CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, is Jewish, but still how dare they not revolve around Christmas?!

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

Referring to an earlier photo, America is not a fully Christian Nation. Our own Constitution calls for separation of church and state! We are a "Melting Pot", not a Christian Nation. An article published in 2013 By the Washington Times states that 90% of all Americans celebrate Christmas. Granted, that is a very large percentage. However, that still leaves 10% of Americans who do not celebrate it. Because of that, it's only respectful to say happy holidays, as it includes all holidays. I will continue to wish people happy holidays, despite your best efforts to change that. But if you truly need to hear me say it, here's your Merry f***ing Christmas.

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas

Here's Your Merry F***ing Christmas
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