Stupid Question: Bible Jokes?

Does anyone know any good Bible jokes? I have a christian friend who told me a few.
Please remember, this is not an opportunity to simply bash christians.

Here's some I know, as examples:

What time of day was Adam created? Just a little before Eve.
Why are atoms catholic? Because they have mass!
Why did the unemployed man get excited when reading his Bible? He thought he saw a Job!
Who was the smallest man in the Bible? Bildad the shuhite (shoeheight).
Did you know they had CARS in Jesus' time? Yes, the Apostles were all in one Accord!

See, no hatred or anything, just light humour.
Stupid Question: Bible Jokes?
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