Why did I read this in gandalfs voice
Who or what is Gandalf?
First guy talking in this cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmzuNkk4HI
Did you see Adam and Eve? Or do you have a photograph of them taken by the photographers of that time? No? Then how do you know how they looked?
@Red_Arrow Because they were made in God's image; Being that they were the only on Earth, where would you find a photograph? And tell me, have you seen an ape born and transformed into a human? No, And you never will! ***Drop the mic ***
If you lived for thousands of years you could see apes transform to humans. *** Picks up your mic and hands it back to you! ***
@Red_Arrow But you haven't lived thousands of years. What are you going by? You're going by a book man wrote. But yet you all say man wrote the Bible. What's the difference? Why don't you believe what the Bible says? And don't touch my mic lol.
The difference is the found scientific proof versus the Bible being written and re written based on stories passed down and not documented. And I won’t touch your mic as long as you don’t litter by dropping it.
@Red_Arrow there weren't cameras invented when the universe was created
@angeliquedevereux2 I know, but ThongQueenFlirt said she saw Adam and Eve.
@Red_Arrow Why are you lying on me? I never said I saw anyone You're the one living thousands of years seeing apes being transformed to human. This isn't going anywhere. You think what you know, never mind. Hava good night.
@Red_Arrow You never heard of drop the mic? It's means when you get your point across. It means. case closed.
So you think you are a product of incest?
You said Adam and Eve didn’t look like apes to you, which means you claim to have seen them. And I have heard of drop the mic, and I handed it back to you because the case is not closed.
Hype man- "oohhhh"
@Red_Arrow For me it's over. You can keep going on and on about it. I'm through.
No we didn't. We were created in the image of God.
@Cryptic-Game you see about that, there is evidence showing what AliceTheNguyener and not for what you are saying. That's how we decide which one is true.
www.nationalreview.com/.../Even an evolutionist says humans are not apes. I am pretty sure if he was bias, he wouldn't make that claim and I don't even follow the evolution religion and your own people disagree with you. Must be embarrassing, eh?
Georgia Purdom proved that all people came from a single man and single woman.sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com/.../
@Cryptic-Game He is sort of right that you wouldn't label people apes but he is just playing games with semantics. In fact you would label us GREAT apes which is what we call all animals who are part of the family hominidae. There isn't an animal whose scientific name is ape, nor is there one whose scientific name is human. Nor is there one whose scientific name is cat. There is a big difference between a lion and a house cat. Just like there is a significant difference between chimpanzees and homo sapiens. The fact is we are a species in the same group as what you would call great apes. These include chimpanzees, gorillas, us and 5 other great ape species which are extant. The confusion comes from the fact that our closest animal relatives which were animals like homo heidelbergensis, homo neanderthalensis, homo erectus and homo denisova are extinct. If they were still living (which some were as recently as 45,000 years ago, you would immediately recognise striking similarities but you would be less inclined to deny their being great apes which in turn would make it easier for you to recognise what we are.So no, it isn't embarrassing at all. It's just the truth.
That's your religion, not mine. I would not label humans as great apes and I don't play the humans are animals card. Animals are in the zoo. Humans are not.When people say how many animals do you have in your household, they are not referring to how many children and others are in the household. When somebody asks how your children are doing, they do not refer to them how are your animals doing.
@Cryptic-Game you just linked a post taking the piss out of what claim to be proof. Now THAT is embarrassing.
@Cryptic-Game Umm did you read the article? It disagrees with your image of God statement by calling creationism wrong. The article even agrees that humans are primates. All it does is disagree with the definition of ape over physical characteristics, and of course because Chimpanzees look different from us.
^ That comment was about the national review post. Sorry but the second website is a joke lol because it quotes Ken Ham (not even a scientist) and no serious article includes "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" in it.
Just because Ken Ham says it, doesn't mean he is wrong. He has said right things.
I was just reading through random threads here when I came across this one. I have him blocked, but I can see from the @'s who you two are talking to - Cryptic-Game is a known troll/poe, repeatedly banned from the site. OfDeath may remember him as UnderMapsOfTwigs and some other aliases. He's fucking with you - he doesn't actually believe any of the drivel he posts. I made GAG staff aware months ago but they don't care.
@CountessSarah really? I wasn't actually aware of that. Thanks for the heads up.
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There is abundant evidence in the fossil record and even more in DNA. There was even evidence before DNA was discovered. In Ribosomal RNA. Evolution is irrefutable fact. Neil deGrasse Tyson is correct when he says that it's time to drop the prefix "theory" when it is clearly and proven to be the "principle" of evolution.
@OfDeath That's why he is only considered to be a pop culture physicist. Who else endorsed that sciencey answer? Bill Nye?
Uh.. no. There is abundant evidence for evolution. It is a principle, not a theory. The fossil record is only one way to confirm it.
@OfDeath and yet its still a theory
A scientific theory is different to a theory about where you left your other sock. The theory of evolution happens to be one which has not only been proven but improved upon.
@OfDeath Changing the theory to make it stand up against valid criticisms is not really improving it. It shows that it was just a theory in the first place.
Well they have never really changed the main point of the theory which is basically that all living things on earth come from a common ancestor and have evolved over time due to the pressures of natural selection. This "theory" (it's really a principle now) has been proven beyond doubt. The only change is that new details have been added. Mostly relating to microbiology which wasn't really fully discovered when Charles Darwin wrote On The Origin Of Species. It's been found that evolution doesn't only work in a generational hereditary way but also sideways through HGT. Either way, the mutations are caused by genes which evolved through natural selection and were then passed on in one way or another. In science, theories are malleable to the point where they explain an objective fact at which point very little changes about them. Religious mythology only changes by the amount of times it is told. Only the invention of writing has kept the stories mostly the same but even that has allowed changes through interpretation.
@OfDeath Obviously some people still doubt it so your whole assertion is incorrect
Well you're outvoted in human knowledge so good luck with that.
@OfDeath I will pray tonight for god to smite you with all of his might. Prepare to be smoten (sp)
How gracious of you.
@OfDeath WTF, You were supposed to be smoten by now. I need to check up on this with the high priestess. Damned Voodoo chants never work out right
You need a chicken, some bones and some music. You also have to paint an X somewhere but I don't remember where.
@OfDeath Can you please do me a favor? I know that we disagreed on this topic but there is nothing personal involved. Yes, I did try to have you smited, that is true and I apologize for that. I understand now that doing that was wrong. I was hoping that you could send me a small doll that looks like you and has some of your real hair. The doll should be filled with hay or straw or whatever they put in pin cushions. This is for a school project of mine and is in now way related to this question or my earlier attempt at smiting you
Ok but it's going to be pubic hair.
@OfDeath You sir have won. I have been bested
"technically", ape is a vague colloquial umbrella term that is very vague and historically used very imprecisely but not "incorrect".that's like claiming it's technically incorrect to say "noon" instead of 12pm xD
fight fight fight fight
XD no fight needed
I'm no anthropologist you can be right all you want 😅
wow guys just be mature and fight it out
I like ur pfp sonorous
Thanks, it's my spirit animal
the word "ape" is a umbrella term for a bunch of primates that humans belong to.
u r maked me more thought provoked
Fossil record only proves death occurred. Not that the fossil had any children.
@Cryptic-Game There are fossils with fetuses inside, but the fact that there were fossils at all is a pretty strong suggestion that something gave birth to them to BECOME fossils eventually.
Where does it differentiate between species tho? Where is the dividing line? Each individual fossil you see, you can't tell who the parents of that fossil was nor if that fossil had any offspring.
@Cryptic-Game There are various ways of doing just that - in fact, there are several whole fields of study devoted specifically do that: Anthropology, Paleontology, Paleobiology, Archaeology, etc. Obviously it's not enough to build a perfect family tree going back 10,000 generations or anything, but enough samples have been collected from around the world over several hundred years to be able to make some pretty reasonable conclusions.
ummmm excuse me mister but I am aren't a scientist
Neither am I, but if I question the supermajority of scientists, I research it.
No. Apes are not humans. Even an evolutionist says so.www.nationalreview.com/.../
@Cryptic-Game Oh, one guy says that? What do the majority of scientists -and evolutionary biologists - say?
@Cryptic-Game But humans are a species of apes. Chimps are more closely related to us than they are to gorillas and gorillas are more closely related to use than they are to orangutans.
No. Humans are not a species of apes. Go mate with a female apes and see that you can't get her pregnant. Humans and apes are not the same species.
@Cryptic-Game And a gorilla couldn't get an orangutan pregnant but they're still apes (and not all apes are the same species).
@Cryptic-Game We aren't biologists, but you’re being an idiot for your religion.
@OddBeMe I am :)
@Ad_Quid_Orator Cool! Any biologists who don’t believe in evolution?
Some unfortunately :(
u do be not rong
Trumppanze are a group similar to Neanderthals.
Quiet you. You're just a potato.
You better chill telling us primates that you're a delicious food 🐒 *ignites grill*
I am shook
omg stop I don't want mashed potatoes
I'm shook that a potato like you can talk. That's not possible 🧐
@Shyguy206 - oh it won't be talking pretty soon
I am not your run off the mill potato but that's not the important detail we should be focusing on, @Sonorous is threatening to cook me alive :(
Who said yuns was gonna be alive
I actually feel bad now lol. No ones gonna cook ya.
@Shyguy206 - You sure about that?
You maniac she's just a potatoe 😔
@Shyguy206 - I'm sorry, man. But if I don't do it, I'm gonna be the one getting grilled.
Please have mercy on me, we don't have to fight 😭
Fine, but if one day I wake up deadima I'm haunting u
Dont die man. We need your grilling skills in this age of death and distress.
@Shyguy206 - It seems word got aroundI'll see you in your dreams
Is his name pablo?
More like devolving
No they didn't. Humans were created in the image of God. Even an evolutionist says apes are not humans.www.nationalreview.com/.../
Sure sure buddy
You're learn one day when the Holy Ghost wakes you up.
You'll, not You're.
hehe well HELLOO there 😳
umm, sir, actually, I don't, forget, I, was, just, trying, to, seem, normal,
I'm sorry you had to go through that trauma bro. My dms are open. Not in a gay way. But I can maybe I insult you and diminish your awesomeness to make you feel like an average man again. Someone's gotta be the light in this sea of darkness
I was just joking when I said racist white girl but she made me feel so abnormal when she saw my size
We will get through this man, you and me
Apes are not humans. Even an evolutionist says so.www.nationalreview.com/.../
Do you ever question the foundation of your beliefs?
Of course but we all do since we all can't be 100% positive on what happens in the afterlife or if there even is any. All I know is having someone there I can talk to about my life during the night makes me feel like I'm not alone.
You don't have to talk to an imaginary sky daddy anymore. We have Alexa and Siri now. :)
now now children
Literally all I said was I'm a Christian and I got like 5 dislikes. I'm not forcing any beliefs onto anyone so why are y'all so pressed?
Because you are willfully going through life as a dumbass. That is no way to live. :)
Says the person with the username 'supercutebutt'
My ass is cute, not dumb.
What's your problem? I'm just saying I'm a Christian and you're calling me a dumbass
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
... kumbaya 😊
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
According to him, which is the true theory?
Dude, she never said the teacher was a male..
@angeliquedevereux2 - True, but that's besides the main point of his question
@angeliquedevereux2😄 fair enough, but that does't answer my question.So did said teacher explain further or gave an alternative explanation?
lol the dislikes 😆
oh my gandalf i miss u
somebody give this man an oscar nobel whatever its called
Humans are not apes. Even an evolutionist says it.www.nationalreview.com/.../
I'm just talking shit because I'm done with people these days lol, look at politics and tell me we evolved, like look at society, I wonder how far we evolved sometimes
wait so I technically am rocket 😮
Why aren't you very do!
These "Gods" were the Anunaki alien civilisation. They were so technologically advanced that we thought back then they were Gods with magic