What's the most non religious way of getting married that you know?

Obviously you need to go to the north pole so your over 800km from the nearest religous institutions next get a abortionist to do the wedding your in international water so that might get tricky with paperwork and lastly and most importantly make sure you have sex less than a hour before the wedding
Just going to court and signing a marriage license without having any kind of ceremony. Just you, your wife, and a judge signing paperwork.
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A court wedding?
Elopement
Sucking her toes
Vegas baby.
I'm from South Africa so I wouldn't really know what kind of weddings you can have in Vegas, but I'm intrigued by the whole drive through wedding idea
At the courthouse.
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