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Anonymous

Funny pick up lines?

Does anyone have any funny pick up lines? Please don't Google them, I'm looking for ones that people have on the top of their head. I'll take them all but I prefer cleaner ones that don't make it seem like you're hitting...

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KrissyKisses

Some Pick-up Lines!

Wether they're funny, dirty, have to be said by a certain sex, need to be used in a certain situation, or anything else... What are some pick-up lines? I've always wanted a guy to say a pick-up line to me! ha ha =)

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Anonymous

Need some really sassy, funny (slightly dirty) pick up lines?

An example is "you have the sex appeal of a maths book, when ever i pick you up i can't help but moan 'oh fuck me'." any smart pickup lines will be great.. cheers guys!

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Anonymous

Is this just how women operate?

🤔Well... See almost all women say they want a nice honest sweet gentlmen that's loyal and Trust worthy and all that great stuff...😌 But most women almost always end up dating the guy that's a pretty boy who's popular...

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Anonymous

My f*ck buddy hasn't contacted me in 4 days, did I do something wrong by confronting him?

I am somebody who has always been in long term relationships that has ended terribly, either I am lied to or cheated on every single time. I'm now 25 and I've reached a point where I am too worried to invest myself in...

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pavlove

Your Self Esteem Needs Work!

If you can't walk up to a person and say "Hello, my name is _______, there's work to be done. Yes, pick up lines work to a varying degree especially in a place where a person is looking to meet someone to have sex....

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blondfrog

The Top 10 Best Stoner Movies of all Time

This is a take of me sharing what I believe to be the best stoner films of all time, at least from what I remember. 10. Strange Wilderness A movie about a guy who's dad used to film and commentated documentaries about...

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BubbleBoy69

8 Ways You Ladies Can Make Dating Easier On Guys

1. CUT OUT THE CREEP SHAMING https://www.youtube.com/embed/hbeEuYAZFL4 It's bad enough having to do nearly all of the approaching and having that anxiety of facing a humiliating rejection, but many women take it a step...

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Anonymous

14 shows I wish wouldn't have been cancelled!

There's a lot of television shows out there and some of them make it and some of them don't. Unfortunately, all the shows me and my mom seem to like get cancelled. So, here's a list of 14 shows I wish wouldn't have been...

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Anonymous

15 Random Facts About Me

I was working on a hefty take last week that I was intending to be a hard-hitting topic that would get the discussion going … and I accidentally xed it out, declined to save it because I thought it was another document...

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GFNimbuscloud

I Just Finished Tuca and Bertie on Netflix. I Hate it. Here's Why... (Show Spoilers)

If you're a fan of Netflix's Bojack Horseman, and regularly surf around the streaming service, you've probably at least seen a newer series, Tuca and Bertie. At a glance, you'll notice that the art style is practically...

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Irrelevance

About a Boy: How To First-Date Like a Pro.

Evening ladies and gentleman, I have to admit, the title is a little misleading in the sense I don't seriously consider myself a professional first dater although I will concede that I make a pretty good job of it. As...

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