Alright, so to get it out of the way. I am a D cup, and I sag. Not a lot, but enough that if I lie on my back I end up looking flat chested enough to be a guy. Apart from where the boob sinks into my armpits of course. And the lack of guy bits.
Because I don't want this take to be too long though, I'm going to focus on the big and the small breasted. If you guys want, I can make another for the saggy and perky.
So first off. The disadvantages to having big tits.
(There are so many things I could put here.)
- Stairs. As mentioned in the illustration above.
- Back pain.
- Finding a top that is the right size to compliment your figure, or at least look decent, that your boobs don't spill out of or just tear.
- Bigger the boob the bigger the bra. Bigger the bra the harder it is to find. (and more expensive it is)
- Running is a horror to behold. Why do the P.E teachers in school never get this?
- When they're growing... they either grow faster and hurt more than small boobs, or grow slower so take longer and everyone is sick of your whingeing by the time they stop.
- Bra's in your size are never pretty. Just beige. Everything's in beige.
- Oh god pregnancy... how much bigger are they going to get?
- Lying on your belly. That there is almost as much of a no go as running.
- 'You're so lucky. I wish my boobs were that big.'
So, the advantages to big boobs.
- As illustrated above. Personal radiators! Always a warm place for your hands.
- You... float easier? I s'pose...
- Built in pillow for your partner or child.
- Boom. Want a man/woman? Put those babies on display!
- Hey, guess what? Big boobs are a sign of good fertility! That's good news for you chikas wanting kids right?
- There are some outfits you can pull off better than anyone else.
- 'Sweetie, where'd you put the remote?' Built in storage.
- Your guy/girl will likely love them.
- Free shit!
- I'm a real woman with these babies! (supposedly, anyway)
The disadvantages for small boobs.
- It's so hard to find bras that make you look bigger.
- Sports bras. I swear I'm not a guy with long hair.
- As illustrated above. Locker rooms (change rooms).
- You aren't as young as everyone thinks you are. That ID is starting to look worn.
- When the guys have bigger boobs than you.
- You feel less like a woman.
- Why don't guys/girls look at me?
- The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
- Your younger sister has outgrown your hand me downs.
- You don't want your date to see the padding you wore to impress them.
The advantages!
- You can lie on your stomach without pain!
- No stretch in the tee designs only makes the design look better.
- Get away with buying the childrens movie ticket. So much cheaper.
- Limbo. Boobs aren't going to get in the way.
- No bra. Nuff said.
- No back pain!
- No bounce!
- Low neck line, no problem.
- Pretty bras!
- Smaller the boob, the more pleasure you feel.
If I didn't mention something please add it int he comments. Otherwise enjoy ^-^ and let me know if you want another with the pros and cons for saggy and perky boobs.
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