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Random Guy Confessions

We're incredibly prone to penis-insecurity

I thought I was immune. I had so many compliments but then I screwed over one girl and she attacked my size. Took me literally a year to get back to being cocky about it's size.

It freaks us out when you've been raped and turns us off...

I know this is horrible, but I say it because it's true. You may want to hide it unless you know the guy can handle it.

If you're not our bestfriend as well as our girlfriend...you probably don't stand a chance.

We're trained by society to see your gender as very disposable and replacable. If you are our best friends that's when we can't imagine life without you when we love just being around you. If you think it's better not to have a friendship because it will hurt less if you breakup then just know your days may be numbered because that's the only thing protecting you from the next hot girl.

We really don't like how much you criticize every little detail

I know girls are hyper aware of everything constantly pointing things out feels naggy and negative. A woman should make you feel better not worse. Do we point out how fast you ate that slice of pizza? Do we point out how wearing different shades of blue is still making you look like a blueberry? do we point out how the paint on your nails is always chipped?

We are very cautious about showing any side of us that may be considered "feminine" but if you accept that side of us and even love it that means a lot to us.

Yes, some guys are into getting into fist fights with other guys and then going home to an episode of Scream Queens. If you like the contradictions it feels very validating and intimate. Eatingover twenty buffalo wings and an entire pint of beer then singing along to a One Direction song on your way home while you try not to drive into mailboxes.

Obviously, I can't speak for any guy except myself but one very honest opinion, i figure, is better than none.

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  • I have a different opinion on the rape thing. I would feel very responsible for providing her a good experience after a situation like that. And if I could pull it off nicelly, I would sort of feel like a hero for allowing her to overcome a bad experience.

    *Aparently no one else thinks this way

    • Hey thanks 😃 And let me say i was molested by a woman. I see no reason in getting emotionally involved just to ne rejected over it. It is not the first thing I say I feel them out and tell but it's not a person's fault I mean I was a kid.

    • @Monsters how is it working out so far? What have been their reactions?

    • Aparently wanting to be the hero gets me downvotes... I should also receive notifications on that

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  • Thank god all men are different. I hope many guys don't feel this way.

    The raped thing *shakes head* bad bad bad

    • Rape*

    • lol you're a feisty one, kiddo.

    • It's true, about thing of rape, it turns us off not in a non-attractive way but, it's like if we want to get involved with her, we need to be more cautious, and alert, she is delicate and need some be handled more properly... Any wrong step and she is never forgiving you... Lust like holding a bottle made of glass Vs holding bottle of plastic...

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  • Just when I think your takes can't get any worse. Serious what even goes through you mind? Is just a constant stream of i hate women i hate women?

    • Yeah, no, it must be as simple as me hating women? It couldn't possibly be more nuanced than that? It couldn't possibly be that if you fall in love with a girl who's been raped then every single day of your life you want cry because you're so angry that some guy hurt this woman you love and so even when she's moved past it you're still stuck in it because you're protective and can never do anything to have her not have to experience that. Yeah, you're cool bro. I hope you get some more upvotes for jumping on the i hate pavlove bandwagon. But maybe once you could try benefit of the doubt just for fun...

    • I'm insecure about my bits I don't mind making a girl insecure about something she couldn't control Women are disposable I don't like it when women hurt my fee fee's I like it when women don't hurt my fee fee's It's funny how you think *so* much about yourself, but don't care at all about the women in your life. I'm not buying your BS.

    • Christ...

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  • The only one I agree with is criticizing every detail. But that's true of everyone not just guys. Nobody wants to be constantly criticized for every little thing.

    I don't believe for a minute that most of these are true for the majority of guys either.

    • never claimed they did never even came close to claiming that

  • @pavlove, thank the heavens you are an Editor, I love your Takes so much. Can't believe I haven't followed you until now. I have some questions related to the topic, however:

    When a guy you've known for a bit as friends opens a grand deal of things, what does that mean?

    A guy that I liked told me he only saw me as a friend (friend-zoned, I suppose) but he began worrying about losing me instead of the other way around! We are extremely great friends and I know he's interested in other girls but I know that he sometimes gets interested in me but it's like he "shoos" away the thought. I was told by a man that he'd much prefer to keep me forever as a friend than lose me entirely if he risked dating me so instead, he looks for other girls. Is that true? Please help me out with this one, it's been such a stressor these past months.

    Thank you so much and have a blessed weekend and as always, I'm anticipating for more Takes! :)

    • Oops, I meant in the first question: opens up a great deal about himself to you even if you haven't known him long.

    • Some relationships are so important to you that you don't want to risk it just for sex. It's hard to stay friends after a relationship ended. If you two have been friends for ages, your friendship might be too important for him to risk it. It makes sense...

  • If we're disposable why the fuck would I give two shits about you crying over how small your dick is? Or how it might upset you if a woman got raped? Who fucking cares how you can't handle a woman being raped. Awwww....poor Pavlove! Does it keep you up at night?

    You're scared of what men think about you, that makes you a real weak man in my eyes. Highschool kids care what boys think of them. You're supposed to be a grown man and you still act differently because of peer pressure.

    You have a way of making yourself look like a total cunt and then act surprised when people don't like it - and you keep coming back and making more stupid takes. I don't get how a man who writes such garbage is an editor. I just don't get it.

  • How about renaming the take to "random pavlove confessions" instead? Just because you have a dick it doesn't mean you get to speak for roughly 3.5 billion other people. Get over yourself.

    • ROTFL

    • lol wow the very popular girls came out to hate on this one. must be a slow day on GaG.

    • Maybe because it's on the front page.

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  • It's also a turn off when a woman can't be up front with what she has been through in her life without a man freaking out over it.

    The rest I agree with though.

    • "It's also a turn off when a woman can't be up front with what she has been through in her life without a man freaking out over it." I completely agree. With that said, it's very difficult to hear that the person you love had to go through such a terrifying and traumatizing event. It scares us because it makes us feel completely powerless. It feels like we are watching the scene while being incapable to stop it. I know how it sounds from the point of view of the victim right now. My point is not to try to look like we are just as much victims as she is, but that we sympathize with her and that it is very hard news to hear from someone you love. I want her to tell her secret to me. I will listen to her and share her burden. But it's definitely not something you want to hear from your girlfriend. I think this is what he meant in a very clumsy way and I think this is not something that should be shared early in a relationship.

    • @JuicyBrain Yup, I understand, men always want to protect and they feel like they can't in that situation. I just think you need to be mature enough to realize that a lot of people have been through difficult times/situations and even though it's awful, it doesn't define them and that some people don't need a savior, they just want to be honest with what they've been through and want to share it with someone. Sometimes those situations can make you stronger as a person.

  • @Pavlove

    its very nice takes and i stared to laugh real hard

    BUT
    you say "It freaks us out when you've been raped and turns us off..."

    rapped means she didn't ask for it..

    and if she hides it from you, you will be pissed when you find out... but if she tells you the truth, you would walk away?

    anyways... it was great reading your take :)

  • Those things aren't true.

  • Obviously, I can't speak for any guy except myself but one very honest opinion, i figure, is better than none... lol that was a good disclaimer to put :)

  • Glad all men are different... very glad... although some of these make a lot of sense and seem very accurate

    • lol so rude little leprechaun

    • Hahah I'm not a leprechaun😂

  • That's your confessions- I hope most guys don't think of women as indisposable nor do I hope they rather a girl pretend she was never raped... and I hope not all guys are as insecure about their masculinity

    • Wow, pavlove. That is not the way to be professional. I enjoy reading different takes, even if they are far from my own perspective and opinions, but seeing how you responded to a legitimate comment has changed my view about this piece.

    • professional? am I being paid? because you're right that would change things

  • I agree with everyone but the one about rape...
    and here is why
    Its not so black and white, and depends on the context of situation and relationship

    My ex girlfriend got raped at summer camp when she was 13, and she told me about 8 months into dating, now that was pretty hard to handle, but i was there to comfort her, and i realized why she had a lot of difficulty having sex at first. and explained a lot of things that were wrong with her, that i didn't understand before.
    I guess, at the moment i would never feel turned on. but it didn't make me feel less attracted.

    Now. last semester i had a girl tell me she was raped, but it was an instant turn off. I hardly new the girl, we were talking for like a week, she told me she got raped by a frat that i am friends with. so i called my friends there to tell them what she told me.
    and basically she lied about the thing for attention and sympathy, for being a slut. she basically screwed several frat guys over a 2 month period, and at one party she freaked out and destroyed some things in their house so she was banned...

    so she tried accusing them of that... thats a big turn off, one she is a liar, two, she lied about rape, and three, she had sex with 4 of my friends.

  • Lol this is some funny stuff right here did you go on tumblr or some shit xD but 5 and 3 should be removed

    • those are the most subjective ones yes... but hey post some of your own i'm sure women will be interested to learn some more (not being sarcastic)

    • Lol I would but I'm an anomaly and my opinion is part of a small minority so it can't be taken to heart and I don't want women to be hurt when they know the truth P. s I don't know if you're referencing Pavlov because that's a pretty creative username haha

  • It's nice to know these things, great take :)

  • On some of these, particularly the rape comment, in the future could you please correct the pronouns to "me" or "I" instead of "us", you make it seem like most/all guys agree with you. Which would be inaccurate.

    • I agree with that

    • stop being so sensitive. Also read: Obviously, I can't speak for any guy except myself but one very honest opinion, i figure, is better than none. I don't need to be more explicit than that. You just want girls to like you. Let me let you in on a secret: it doesn't actually get you laid and in the long run no one will respect you since you're a bottom feeder who sucks up to other. Get off my Take.

    • hue hue hue I think he mad guys!

  • "It freaks us out when you've been raped and turns us off..."

    Not me.

  • It 'turns you off'? I can't help but laugh. I'm sorry but you're not worth anyone's time.

    I'm glad there are actually guys with balls out there who don't get turned off because some sick fuck raped a girl. As if that's something she asked for...

    • so great to be appreciated for honesty and not having people on gag reinforce a culture of hiding oneself from the public for fear of being judged. because everythings as simple as black and white, right? get out of here, teen.

    • Hey, you can be honest, that doesn't mean I'll agree with you. And it's cute how you pick on my age when you're a 23 year old who gets 'turned off' by a rape victim. I'd rather be a teen with a fucking brain than an adult with the brain capacity of a child :) But, kudos to you for your 'honesty' ✌️

    • you act as though I chose a reaction. I didn't say anything but that it's a feeling. We can't control the fact that we have feelings. Not that it's your concern, but I've done a lot of work to mature past the initial "I don't want to get into all that that's too heavy" impulse that I first felt. The reality is that rape can affect not just the woman who was raped, but men who care for her too. It's a complex issues worthy of judgement free conversation. I know you think you're just being cute, but honesty really is a gift and you really are encouraging fakeness with your judgements. If you're popular on this site, which you could be or you could not be I have no idea, all the more reason that you be better than the person you're displaying right now.

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  • What the hell did I just read? We? I'm sorry but try "I" next time, unless you have a company, that feels this way.

    Nevertheless none of these apply to me :O

    • I don't understand group think. It's just not feasible that everyone in a large group feels the same way about anything. Statistics don't support these notions described on this take. The only way this would make sense however is if they're describing a movement because the people that are part of a movement are there because it supports the basic principle they value.

  • Ladies on behalf of all men on earth I want to apologize for this my take please note not all men think this way

    • aww this is cute^

  • Shit your right you just raped my eyes and I can't handle it

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