Your favorite type of Potato chips can determine your favorite type of Woman!

Zombie-Killa Editor

My logic is hardly ever wrong, So this has to be right.

1. Classic, plain flavored chips

Your favorite type of Potato chips can determine your favorite type of Woman!

You like plain women.

Normal, steady, non-adventurous, and non-controversial women.

Simple and no-nonsense, All the way.

Your favorite type of Potato chip can determine your favorite type of woman.

2. Sour cream & Onion flavored

You are into cool chicks, With fun-loving personalities

A girl with some flavor, But nothing too crazy.

3. Spicy Jalapeno

You like them fiery and full of passion, Of course!

4. Salt and vinegar potato chips

If your favorite chip tastes like Summer's Eve and Massengil, Then you are into some seriously domineering women.

Seriously!

5. Country Style Barbeque

You like them country girls!

6. Loaded Baked Potato

You like them damn thick, Thick as all hell!

Built like a brick shit house

7. Honey DiJon

Exotic beauties, Or sweet mixed gals really ring your bell.

8. Honey Mustard & Sweet n Sour

You got it for Bad Girls, And got it bad!

9. Red Hot

Redheads, Definitely Redheads!

10. Crunchy cheese curls

You like harder edged, Sarcastic chicks.

11. Crab Chips

You are chasing the wrong kind of women, And should be ashamed of yourself.

Damn Whoremonger :|

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Most Helpful Guy

Zorax Master
+1 y
Out of these above, my five favorite types of potato chips are:

Salt & Vinegar
Honey Mustard & Sweet n Sour
Honey DiJon
Sour cream & Onion flavored
Spicy Jalapeno

(in that exact order)

Otherwise, I like Paprika, Roasted Garlic, Swiss Grilled Cheese, Mexican Chilli Chips and Ketchup Chips ;)

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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  You just have some crazy taste in women :o :P
- Zorax
  +1 y
  Well, the Salt & Vinegar type is one of my ideal types of women :P
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Cracking the whip, Huh!
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- Zorax
  +1 y
  Yep, lol :P

Most Helpful Girl

vishna Master
+1 y
@OrdinaryGentleman how does the redhead treat your eyes?

I like Miss Vickie's Salt and Vinegar the best, they're so tasty and sour. <3
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- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  OMGGGGgggGGG can you amazon her to meh? free ship?
- vishna
  +1 y
  Only if you promise to feed her and walk her everyday.

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detlef Explorer
+1 y
I'm fixin' to leave GAG but this was a terrific myTake, best and funniest I've ever read.

The country girl is fire.

Had a big smile on my face from beginning to end while reading this, Killa.

My personal favorite is dill pickle flavor. I'm now analyzing the importance of this. :)
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Thanks, man! And thanks so much for reading.
dartmaul15 Yoda
+1 y
what about "peppersteak"?

Yes, here in norway we have a chips tasting like that. It's delishious
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BaileyisDarcy Editor
+1 y
Why so many flavours O. o

Salt and vinegar. That's the only flavour I eat.
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  What is wrong wit you :P
- BaileyisDarcy
  +1 y
  Haha, it's got to the point where I can eat almost an entire of those larger bags before it starts cutting my tongue up. Crinkle cut I can get only maybe half way before it starts cutting up my tongue. Those folds hold a lot of flavour.
- BaileyisDarcy
  +1 y
  Smiths and Thins salt and vinegar chips are the best.
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Pure mouth-pucker just from thinking about it lol
BiscuitesSwag Yoda
+1 y
*hides under a rock because she didn't know any of these chips tastes, just the classic*

Overall, funny myTake. 😄👍
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Sour cream and onion girl :P And thanks so much for reading :D
justbanANNAz Editor
+1 y
this was SO interesting lol i like it! :D
hey what about doritos and burger rings and light n tangy?
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  All those might you like a @justbanANNAz type <3
- justbanANNAz
  +1 y
  oh stop that :P
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  I'll think of you every time i eat a Dorito :P
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- justbanANNAz
  +1 y
  that's the way ;P
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Tasty :D
YourFutureEx Master
+1 y
So, if you don't like chips, you're gay?
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  No lol
OlderAndWiser Editor
+1 y
And if a guy doesn't eat potato chips at all, I guess he's one of those guys that "walks on the other side of the road?" Funny take. :)
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Poppykate Guru
+1 y
You didn't say what your favourite chip is!
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Poppy Chips <3
- Poppykate
  +1 y
  Ohhh❤️❤️❤️❤️💋
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Yes! <3 <3 <3 <3 One hot flavor :)
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- Poppykate
  +1 y
  😄 Thank you!
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  You're very welcome! :D
- Poppykate
  +1 y
  Ohh are we flirting? 😉
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Yeah big time!
- Poppykate
  +1 y
  Wow I didn't pick up on that! Haha
- Poppykate
  +1 y
  Want to chat?
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  With you, Anytime!
aggressivebunny Xper 5
+1 y
I like bbq flavored chips= country girls. True.
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Me too :D
PippiL Explorer
+1 y
Haha, I enjoyed this. What do guys who like guys like? :O
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Thank you so much :D No idea lol, Probaly something organic and sold at a trendy market of some kind :P
- PippiL
  +1 y
  www.australianorganicmeatsgroup.com.au/.../aBeefSausages.jpg
  So many dirty jokes, so little time
- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Yeah, Invent the penis flavored potato chip you could make some money!
LionelMerelGlisem Xper 6
+1 y
It's Dijon, like the town where the mustard comes from.
It does not work for me.
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thewanderingme Guru
+1 y
I like plain potato chips, but never actually hangout with plain women, they tend to be boring as fuck.
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MrAtticusLebowski Yoda
+1 y
WTH! half these chip brands and/or flavors aren't even available in my area. What's the deal with those Utz Crab chips... pretty good?
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Those are a brand i have never seen in my area lol
abundantlyrich Master
+1 y
I like em all
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Me too!
ChocoLada Guru
+1 y
LoL, so what kind of chips am I? :P
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Sour cream and onion, Could be Spicy jalapeno though :P
DrKran Xper 6
+1 y
You are a genius! I would have never seen that pattern. But what about sour cream? I love sour cream chips... So salty, so lip blistering... Please tell me exactly what type of woman matches sour cream?
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  A feisty cutie!
NerdInDenial Master
+1 y
I like me some BBQ!
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Me too!
Jager66 Guru
+1 y
What if your favorite is Ketchup flavor?
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  That could be a blonde or a very bossy woman lol
StrangerMorrison Xper 6
+1 y
Damn, you Americans sure turned eating unhealthy into an art! I don't even know half of these flavors. But I like the ones I know. And the rest kinda sounds delicious too, at least I'd like to try them. So, yeah, you must be right!
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meatballs21 Master
+1 y
*maybe if I eat more red hot chips, that chick in the picture will like me...*
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- Zombie-Killa
  +1 y
  Worth a shot!
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