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Valentine's Day is a day for romance. While couple's spend some quality time, single people try to find love by going to single's parties or sign back up for a dating site membership.
If you are seeing someone or currently in a relationship, or you are single and you are looking to meet someone and get wild on Valentine's Day, here are some kinky V day ideas to get your juices flowing...all puns intended!
1. Rent kinky movies and watch kinky porn with your loved one (or one night stand partner) Here is a list of kinky films to check out at your local Blockbuster. (wait, huh?)
- Preaching to the Preverted (1997)
- Spanking the Monkey (1994)
- The Piano Teacher (2001)
- Quills (2000)
- Secretary (2002)
- Crimes of Passion (1984)
- Exit to Eden (1994)
- 8 Millimeter (1999)
2. Grab these natural aphrodisiacs/kinky food and eat it off the body of your partner while watching kinky movies above
- Hot Chilies: Chew these up in your mouth and then give your partner oral sex, painfully pleasureable!
- Ginger: This also burns the genitals delightfully, chop up some fresh ginger put it on your tongue and then give oral sex to your partner
- Chocolate: Heat up some Hersey's chocolate till it melts and then use a butterknife to spread the hot chocolate inside and all over the ass of your partner and then hear em moan, then lick the chocolate off.
- Honey: Rub honey all over the body of your loved one and then lick all of it off.
- Pomegranates: For this, I'd combine some whip cream. Place cold whip cream on your partner's nipples, and then place little pomegranates all over the whip cream, and then munch the whip cream and pomegranates off.
3. Bust out the Halloween customes and roleplay, below are some cool roleplay ideas
- Yoda and Princess Leia: Guys dress up like Yoda, girls dress up like Princess Leia and then when having sex, Guy must talk like this "Coming almost, I will" "Make jealous Han Solo, I must". But if yáll are feeling kinkier, guys dress up like Luke Skywalker, girls like Princess Leia and pretend to have incest sex.
- Grendel's Mother and Beowulf
- Batman and Poison Ivy
- Batman and Cat woman
- Jareth the Goblin King and Sarah
- Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski
- Count Dracula and Mina Murray
- Dorothy and Tin man
- Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf
- Mileena and Subzero
- Jean Grey and Cyclops
- The demon from The Exorcist and Regan
- Succubus and human male victim
Or have beastiality stimulated sex by dressing up as animals! The possibilities are endless, or, create twin dice and on each side, write a character like the ones above. Roll the dice! Whatever character it falls on, be that character and act out the character personality during lovemaking. Roll the dice and it landed on Sabretooth? Your girl rolled the dice and it landed on Cat Woman? Well awesome, both of you can claw at each other for some rough kinky animalistic sex!
4. Hit up your local kinky shop like Lover's Lane as a date! Some cool things to look into while strolling the aisles with your loved one are the following
- Wooden Horse
- The Humbler
- Sex Swing sets
- Sex Machines
- Chastity belts, cock rings, ball gags, whips, nipple clamps, butt plugs, beaded penis girth sleeves, and vibrating dildos. Other things to consider are electroshock toys. Your local sex shop will also have sex board games, and a variety of outfits to turn otherwise vanilla sex into creative fun for you and your partner!
5. Go to a kinky party!
Check out online if their are any BDSM, Bondage, or sex parties in your area to go to with your partner. Explore human sexuality with other fun couples! Perhaps you and your partner can meet other like minded couples and then a swinger's party later on or bring home a sex slave to cater to you two and also watch as you two have sex!
6. Wine, candles and some kinky music!
I always found that a room lit up with only a few candles, dressing up in goth attire and listening to Industrial/Electro music with a Goa Trance feel like KMFDM music was ideal to really get into the mood of kinky sex. Take all this one step further and incorporate wine and candles (which you can drip on each other's genitals) can add to the fun!
7. Go for full on foreplay that lasts for several hours!
Plan the day as above. Start off Valentine's Day with a hand full of naughty text messages and pictures, turn that into sexy talk on the phone, meet up with your loved one, then hit up Netflix or a video store if one still exists and find some kinky movies to rent. Then, hit up the local sex store and buy a bunch of kinky items. Go to the grocery store and craft store and buy some kinky food, wine, and scented candles. Later on, dig through your closet to find some Halloween customes. Then, hit up a kinky party. Afterwards, come home, bust out the sex toys, candles, kinky music, sex dices, customes, and impromptu some roleplay. Finally, foreplay for hours on end, until both of you are dripping wet (guys this obviousely refers to pre-cum) all while engaged in kinky roleplay. Finally finish the night with rough sex till the wee hours of the morning. At that point, you can finish up any remaining wine on the patio with your loved one while watching the sun come up..........on Sunday morning....and then, for Valentine's day itself, you can repeat the above or mellow out to something more vanilla.
Got any ideas? Share your kinkiness below.......do it now......slave....muahahaha...muahahaa (evil laughter continues and then echoes away)
What Girls & Guys Said
0 1Go to a bdsm party or swingers party on Valentine? As a practicing poly, I highly advise against that.