What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

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Google "monster cock" and you will get 5.5 million search results. You will find a virtually unlimited supply of porn in this genre. The monster cock is sometimes the subject of fantasy or tribute. Other times, it is quite literally treated as a monster--frightening and fearsome.

Here is a first-person take on what it's like to have a monster cock, from a straight male point of view.

Growing Up

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

Nobody tells you that you have a monster cock when you're a kid. It's something you discover along the way. Until the first time you see another boy (or man), and another, and another, you think you are just like everyone else. Gradually, you begin to realize you're special. The question is, Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

At certain ages, when we are naturally self-conscious about our bodies, the monster penis can be the subject of guilt and shame. Gym class is a nightmare. Modesty is essential. As one begins to have a sexual awakening and is exposed to pornography where penis size is prized, everything changes. From there, the monster cock leads to a sense of self-confidence that only men with very large penises can understand.

In close-knit communities like sports teams or schools, once the secret of your monster cock is out, it will spread like wildfire. One hookup on campus with an indiscrete girl, and your legend will be made over night. It's not unusual at all to earn nicknames relating to the monster cock. Nor is it unusual for girls you've never met to bluntly ask if it's true that you have a monster cock and can they see it.

Fashion Challenges

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When you have a monster cock, you must get comfortable with the fact that you are always on display, much like a large-breasted woman. The goal is not to conceal, but to be tasteful and respectful. There are certain clothes that conceal better than others. There are some clothes you just don't wear. The right underwear is important. Boxers are bad because your snake slithers uncomfortably down one leg. Boxer briefs with a good sized pouch are best to keep things in check. Basketball shorts or sweats are bulge factories. On the beach or at the pool, a Speedo can only be worn with your penis slung over to the side at 3 or 9 o'clock, assuming it's not a low-rise, in which case there is not enough material to cover up. Board shorts should be loose with a long inseam to prevent peakaboos. Tight jeans are horribly uncomfortable and revealing. Dress pants require very tight underwear to avoid a VPL (visible penis line). Cotton underwear is usually less effective in concealing the lumps and contours, especially if you have a large penis head.


Glances

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In public, you can expect to get plenty of glances at your bulge. Most people try to pretend they're not looking, which often makes it even more obvious. Others will flat out stare in amazement. You never know what you'll get. A beautiful young woman might be repulsed. An old woman might linger. Sometimes you'll catch a group of girls talking about you, thinking you can't hear. Occasionally, you'll be the subject of a "secret" cell phone pic. You just get used to it.

In the Locker Room

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It's an interesting feeling to know that, odds are 1000 to 1, you'll have the biggest meat in the locker room--and that almost every guy wishes they were packing like you. Growing up, it's awkward. Something freakish. Something to hide. At some point, however, you realize you are the way god made you, and you let it all hang out. It doesn't matter what kind of body you have, with 9+ swinging inches, you are lord of the locker room. And make no mistake, guys will look. Even the straightest guys can't help but take a gander.

First Time Sexual Encounters

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

The first time the clothes come off, you can expect a jaw-dropping look followed by any number of comments. The most common is simply "oh my god." Other common phrases are "no way," and variations of "that will rip me apart." Occasionally there are humorous lines like "what are they feeding you" and "are you part horse?" In certain circumstances, it may be best to warn your partner in advance to avoid an uncomfortable situation. However, it is very hard to tell someone you have a monster cock without seeming boastful and arrogant.

Relationships

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There will be some relationships that are entirely predicated on sex. A partner is so deeply devoted, if not addicted, to the monster cock, that very little else of the relationship will grow. This partner will overlook flaws and generally put up with a lot of crap, as long as she is sexually fulfilled. She may also be a cheater. Other relationships will simply never take root due to sexual incompatibility. Not every woman is physically able to accommodate a monster cock. Some won't even try. Some will give it time and effort and eventually succeed. Some will eventually give up if they find it too painful. They will move on.

Sex

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

Sex with a monster cock is sometimes incredible and sometimes frustrating. If your partner is a size queen, it can be truly mindblowing to be worshipped like some sort of Greek god. If she finds your penis intimidating or scary, you might feel like an actual monster or a freak. Not a good feeling. When you are delivering intense pleasure and know it, it is of course very gratifying. If you can sense that your partner is grinning and bearing the sex for your pleasure, it can be quite difficult to produce a climax.

Perhaps the best part of having a monster cock is the incredible versatility that it creates in sex. There are simply things you can do with a monster cock that would be otherwise impossible. A blow job from behind. A titty fuck while kissing in a face to face position. Use your imagination. An ambitious sex partner will adopt all kinds of interesting techniques to please you.

Of course, there is the challenge of squeezing all that meat into your partner. Lots of lube is required, whether natural or man made. You need to go slow before you go deep. Bottoming out and hitting the cervix is almost always a very uncomfortable feeling for your partner, although you may find a partner now and the who loves that feeling of fullness. Almost all partners like to feel stretched ... to a point.

Many will assume that because you have such a large penis, you must also produce a prodigious load of cum. This may add to the excitement of climax, particularly if your partner enjoys being splashed with cum rather than an internal orgasm.

Oral sex is a challenge, and blow jobs are more mentally stimulating than physical. The truth is, not much more than an apple-sized head is getting into your partner's mouth. So the rest of the stimulation usually comes from hands or running the tongue up and down the shaft. Still, there are many women who love the challenge of gagging on a monster cock.

Almost all women seem to enjoy hand jobs with a monster cock. Whatever natural fascination with the penis is multiplied several times by the size. The feeling in one's hand. The throbbing of the veins. The warmth. Watching it grow. The length of the strokes. When it comes to hand jobs, a monster cock is much like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel, and a partner will thoroughly enjoy rendering a work of art.

Self Sucking

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

You get this question all the time, and the answer is: Yes, you can suck your own cock. But that doesn't mean that you want to. Of course, at some point curiosity kicks in, so you see if you can do it. Then you realize that A) you're straight and you're sucking cock, and B) you're sucking your own cock, which is definitely not a turn on

Aesthetics

A monster cock is just like any other sized cock, except that it isn't any other sized cock. Due to its size, there are certain attributes that are usually present. For one, it's not unusual at all for a monster cock to have a curve to it. This is the natural outcome of years of stuffing the long shaft into tight underwear. Consistently dressing to one side or the other will gradually lead to a curve in that direction. Another common monster cock quality is veins. The ample blood supply required to create a fully tumescent monster cock usually means the presence of many, very thick, very visible veins. These may add to the intimidating and "monsterish" appearance. Monster cocks tend to be very large even when flaccid as gravity tends to pull the flesh downward and blood with it. They are particularly floppy and pendulous due to the weight. Running and jumping naked with a monster cock is not advisable and usually results in unwanted whipping or accidental tugging between the legs.

Good thing or bad thing?

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

No doubt, there are pros and cons to having a monster cock. I believe that the net effect is a positive, and that the cons--while challenging--are far outweighed by the pros. A monster cock is rare and wonderous, and can be the source of great joy and pleasure.

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  • Anonymous
    A very well written piece.

    I am in that group of men that you could classify as having a "monster" due to it being very much thicker than average and while not overtly long it does appear very long due to me being shorter than average.

    Been bigger than average since as far back as I was 10 years old, being the only "mixed" one in the house growing up, it was a hellish nightmare because any differences from skin color to height to to appearance was often blown far out of proportion. It didn't help that at 10 I so happened to have a shower at a communal shower where the stepfather and his sons had come in to, he laughed and pointed out that the reason I was stupid was because instead of developing brains it had gone to the penis.

    Due to being the least favorite one, clothes were always hand-me downs and even underwear were hand-me-downs, hence they were always poorly fitting worn clothes much of my teenage and walking around in a bulge was the norm, it did make me rather self conscious and for a long time hated the penis.

    Sex, the bulge I suppose does make a bit of difference when being on the prowl at the clubs and such, great if you are into one-niters, might explain why when I went through that phase of a different girl each week I actually had a high hit rate, my penis has definitely penetrated many vaginas, some belonging to very experienced girls, some very inexperienced and a few with zero experience.

    Rejected due to size? My ex did reject me a few times when I wanted it due to her feeling sore after I had done her, other than that it wasn't really something that happened. Does it injure or hurt the girl? It has injured a few girls in the past as during a one-niter I don't quite bother being gentle or take the time, Hurting the girl, only 3 girls it didn't hurt and 2 of them was due to also having a guy that is larger over a long term. The other she was simply "larger" there too. Other than them, it does hurt her when I insert, some like it and in a way I do like it that my penis hurts her when I insert into her especially if she is a bigger sized girl.

    I'm quite happy mine is longer, been with many girls that felt that she couldn't do doggy due to her butt or thighs being big and it is something that I could very easily do and do quite often.

    Would I like mine to be smaller if it meant not showing a bulge or it hurting the girl? Absolutely not.

    Is this still revelant?

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  • SensualScribe
    Very well written take. Informative and introspective. I am still a virgin, so I cannot say how I would react. However, I do not casually date, so if I am in a relationship with a man and the time comes and he has a "monster cock" I might feel a bit intimidated, but if he was patient enough with me, I would do everything I could to make it work. I am sure some women legitimately cannot take a "monster cock," but I think some give up too quickly. As far as women glancing at your bulge in public, I must admit that I am guilty of that.
    Is this still revelant?

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  • LittleSally
    Yeah, I get it. One of my friends has it too. He's more frustrated with it than anything else... He hasn't met a single girl who was immediately pleasured by it.
    It just sounds way too much for me (and the women I know) to handle. But I do wish you and all who have it, good luck in finding a girl who can truly handle it.
  • Joc4Position
    It’s interesting that I’ve seen guys on here talk about how tough it was for them growing up when they have a big penis. I didn’t have a rough childhood… if I did it wasn’t because of that. It was for other reasons. I didn’t go looking at other guy’s dicks and comparing them to mine. Gym class was normal. Nobody noticed. I was on the track team.. nobody noticed… or if they did I didn’t know they had noticed. Girls didn’t come up to me asking how big I am. None of that. I’m not a “legend” for my cock.

    The funny thing is I don’t think my dick is on display. I don’t think it’s the same as a large breasted woman. Even large breasted women can hide their breasts so to speak. Boxers aren’t bad. That’s all I wear is boxers, and they fit just fine. There’s a groove right beside the hole and it fits perfectly. My dick is never on the side of my leg… ever. The only times that happens is when I’m running, and isn’t that expected no matter your dick size? I quit wearing briefs when I became a real man. They keep stuff packed in. If you do that wouldn’t that make your bulge more noticeable? I don’t think basketball shorts and sweats are bulge factories. They fit just fine. I mean if I got my legs up and my basketball shorts are going up my leg then yeah of course it’s noticeable, but unless the guy is like 1 inch flaccid wouldn’t that be the same for every guy? I mean most guys still have SOMETHING there. If someone looks hard enough maybe they can see a bulge but who the hell’s going to do that? And can’t the same be said for most guys? I don’t like speedos for the same reason I don’t like briefs, and for the guys complaining about them why wear them? If you don’t want a bulge then don’t wear a speedo. Just wear trunks. Dress pants fit fine for me. Tight jeans I don’t wear anymore, but again that’s for the same reason I don’t wear speedos and briefs. I like room. Even then I don’t think it was that noticeable. Maybe my dick shape helps though.

    People pretty much never ever look at my crotch. Females usually just look at my entire body. They don’t just sit and stare at my crotch. Has that happened? Yeah, but it pretty much never happens. I feel like that only happens if you make it a point for it to happen. Like if you are standing with your pelvis pushed forward and your legs spread. Of course a female will look. That’s like a female poking her butt out. Of course guys will look.
    • I’ve never had to get naked in a locker room, so I don’t have any experience there. I’m straight so it’s fine lol. I don’t want them to see anyway.

      Now the sexual encounters themselves you're right about. Every female I've had sex with has made some comment about my size. One or two have just grabbed it and looked at it for like a 30 secs. Just admiring it. That does happen. I don't care to tell them beforehand that I'm big down. If they ask I just say they'll have to see it. I like the surprise factor. I like seeing how their fear turns into excitement.

      I imagine you're right about relationships, though I've never met a female that was overly obsessed with my dick. Granted I'm just a casual sex guy anyway. I mean they have enjoyed, but not like become obsessed. That's different. Females have told me that my size is too big before and that they wouldn't fuck me. That has happened.

      I actually don't climax during sex usually regardless of who the girl is.

    • And you know what? I'm okay with that. I like the feeling of intercourse. If I want to cum I can jerk off.. which is what I usually do if the female wants me to climax. I don't know if I cum a lot or not honestly. I imagine some females assume I do. Yeeah but like with every size there are also limitations. There are positives and negatives when it comes to sex with any penis size. I think when it comes to performance average is probably the best. Yeah I guess lube (female made or that you actually buy) is good to have, but that's for anybody really unless you're extremely tiny, because then you might keep slipping out. When I was younger I had to watch the cervix. I guess those girls had shorter vaginas. The latest chick can take every inch with no problem.

      As far as oral sex you're right. Unless she can deep throat or she's licking the shaft oral is all mental for me. Physically it doesn't do much. Mentally it's so hot to watch lol :P.

    • Actually I can't suck my own cock. I guess I don't have the flexibility. I used to could lick it.

      Yeah I guess that's why mine has a curve. I guess you're right there.

  • Darkone1
    Yeah and that attention thing is scary , like you are sitting in class and have no idea it is getting prominent "now" teacher saw it cuz in front row and for God sake She can't stop looking at it and you can't watch chicks tic-tock motion cuz it will expand and if its your bad day You may be asked to stand up due to unknown reasons and guess What you took extra care and try to put it at side and now there is that burst of laughter. If anyone is reading this please don't do that.
  • dudeman
    i got the big dick too and as a kid i thought most male porn stars had small dicks. the last girl i had sex with when she pulled it out she said damn i thought you were going to have a normal sized dick lol. i actually thought i had a small dick as a kid because all the boys said they had a foot long dick and could bench 500 pounds. it wasn't until i was in college that i realized i had a big dong. the girls talked about it apparently
  • kakaloo
    Good piece. I agree with the complications it can have to be well above average. But as I cannot change who I am, I've learned to live with it and embrace it. There will always be some things that other people have an easier time with (and if you ask most people, this might qualify as a "first world problem").
  • Dargil
    We had a school mate in high school. He was a shortish latino. He had a monster cock. Hanging free, it must have been 8" unerected. His name was José. We called him HOSE-ee.
  • GreatnessRevamped
    If it sucks soo much there are reduction surgeries.
    www.nydailynews.com/.../...rgery-article-1.2120188

    Don't worry about relationships, I know chicks who dumped their 'monster cock' bfs, because that's all he had to him.
    You are cool.
  • sexcrazy1
    can't necessarily say I have a monster cock, it is around 10.5" long and a little thinner than a toilet roll when it is fully erect, so not too sure. I do know that when I had my pants down in front of a girlfriend at a stage she commented ' shit that thing is big!' so on presumption I suppose it is semi monster. it feels great when fucking and it hits against the back wall of the vagina.
  • TonyRyan
    Lol, there are problems involved sure, but not unlike the less-than-average guys, I assume. I've never felt strongly enough about these problems to write a take on it, but then again.. I haven't had many bad experiences. The hard to conceal and whipping your thighs factors are true enough but not enough to qualify as a problem.

    Not sure whether this was meant for attention or what but, you should probably get over it, lol.
  • Runninfun1
    Here's the thing... Length after a certain point doesn't matter... Now girth and true thickness is what will drive a lady crazy IF AND ONLY IF she likes that kind of stuff. I've not had it good at finding women, for the most part, who like thick like I am. It can be downright depressing to be told "no way"
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  • fiodor99
    in a few words it sucks.
    -its impracical and you can get hurt easily
    -you are objectified and become a living sex toy
    -you can't be sure if in a relationship she loves you for you
    -many girls won't be able to fuck you
    -you are being stalked
    -you get unwanted attention
    -you base your confidence in false things (although that mostly depends on the person)
  • ashisimo
    i didn't stop reading halfway like i do with most mytakes haha, good take it was captivating
  • ThongsOnly
    Great article. Fully agreed with the handjob part. As far as sex goes it definitely takes time to open up!
  • WombRaider
    Right, well my dick is bigger than average, but definitely not as big as a "monster cock".

    I've had plenty of people ask me about it and all my ex gfs have complained about it hurting, so I end up only going half way into them...

  • thorthorley
    I can't believe i actually read through this whole take. It was interesting and revealing and well-written. Good take!
  • Aleeah
    Well I have had both... My first love the father of my child and high school sweetheart had a "MONSTER COCK" but because we were virgins I didn't know any difference... SO Sex was very painful for me being a teen and very tight he couldnt even put it ALL in me cuz it hurt... SO with that said, My second love whom I was married to 24 years had a lets just say medium NOT too small NOT too big but didn't know how to use it : (
    Since divorcing him I am with a new lover who has a delicious COCK ! HANG IN THERE...
  • Levin
    Yeah well, funnily enough, you didn't make this mytake anonymously...
  • CallMeG
    Well, I'm 8in and like 6in in girth. When I wake up in the morning my dick is bigger than my average erection. Like way longer and fatter. I really wanna try morning wood fucking.
  • Gman1
    I've got what I would consider an overall average sized penis... 5.85" L and 4.5" girth... I've been in relationships with many, many women... No I've never heard the ego-stroking comments that "oh my God you are so large"... But I've brought many of woman to mind melting orgasm with my penis j st the same... in fact each and every one with varying degrees of challenge.
    What? Of course I'd like to know what it's like to be hung with a monster sized cock... But that's not the reality I'm working with LOL!
    All in all, one thing is for sure... I know that the women that are with me, are with me because they love me for me... Not because of my cock size at all LOL!
    Anyhoo... I didn't make this post to knock cock size in one degree or another... I'm just here to state that regardless of size, we all have our challenges and our successes with women.
  • davidpossey
    i found this my take educating and fucking hilarious lol good job man
  • SunsetRose
    I'm glad I'm not a guy
    • Me too

    • It's not all that bad. The only thing that sucks is when you need to pee and you have an erection that you can't get rid of lol

    • fiodor99

      nah in fact its better. after all... you are affected by society's standards only if you allow yourself to be... .

  • Helghast_kitty
    I'm under 7", and have to warm girls up before going balls deep. Can't imagine what it's like for those guys you see on the internet that measure their things to like 8 or 9 inches.
  • Jayded1
    Funny article but I think you are mistaken. You seem to think there is some status among other men you have achieved. "lord of the locker room" My friend I have an average to may slightly above average and i could not be more thankful. I have seen a number of willies larger then my own and trust me when i say, no one cares. Other guys just don't care. I have had couple friends with huge cocks, like beyond big and I would not trade. Both have lost relationships because sex was not pleasurable for the girl. So that alone is reason enough for me. i can please any women, they could not. Secondly you will never know what it feels like to get a real blow job. I can't imagine that Hell. Blow jobs are better then sex. I feel for you. So when I see a monster in the locker room I usually take a second glance. That look however is not admiration, it is pity.
  • Tarvold
    Ok, first things first, I don't have a monster cock, but if you are American, and THAT was your take on what it's like to have a monster cock, then I'm sorry to tell you that you probably don't have a monster cock.

    The first and biggest complaint of Americans with even above average sized cocks is this - your toilet water levels are set WAY TOO FUCKING HIGH. Seriously, if you have to do a #2 in the middle of the night, not quite awake and with a semi, then your dick dips into the shit water! It's fucking disgusting.
    • About the water levels, that's generally true in suburban areas dependent on septic tanks. Not so much in bigger buildings, or in bigger cities where the toilets are directly connected to larger sewage lines.

    • Tarvold

      @redeyemindtricks Ahhhhh... septic tanks... Now I get it... hahaha...

    • yeah... they still have those in a weirdly large percentage of buildings (esp houses) in this country.
      in the rest of the world, septic tanks are serious country shit. LOL Either that or they're just nonexistent, if it's a country where "serious country shit" just means outhouses or holes in the ground.

      I have noticed, though, that some countries seem to have sit-down toilets with the drain hole toward the front (if yr sitting down), whereas American toilets all tend to have the drain hole in the back.
      That would seem to be a bulwark against this kind of, erm, situation. LOL

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  • xxcchhllaauu
    being a man sucks being born suck unless you have everything you wanted in life. like a lot of happy people do
  • skeptic007
    its true finding that girl that can take a big dick is hard to find
  • aficionado
    Boy, am I glad that I don't have a monster cock!
  • Senacık
    good. :)
  • Anonymous
    I have a thick 10". I love it that the women love it. But some women just aren't built to take it all. So sometimes I can't put it all in and have to pull back to screw. And I hate not getting in all the way and bumping the ugly. I'm a solid 10' maybe a little more.
  • Anonymous
    It can be difficult. I was in love with a good friend who had a big penis, and though everyone was fascinated by it and he could get laid because he was attractive and fun, sex was frequently difficult for him. We slept together for a few years and although I was so hot for him and crazy about him, it never did get physically comfortable.

    (For the record, one of his pals with an unusually small penis also pulled tons of chicks, so the D wasn't the key to party dropping like guys seem to think).
  • Anonymous
    Very proud to say I'm able to take 9" VERY comfortably. ;) [Dildo From a toy store].
  • Anonymous
    I don't know what is considered big. But I'm 7" and I've heard that's big for my age (17). It's not easy. It doesn't have a lot of dating pull and I can't wear a lot of clothing. My current girl will point it out when she sees it through my jeans.
  • Anonymous
    As a man with a very large penis, I have made my own list somewhat similar to this.

    PROS -
    Bragging rights.

    CONS -
    90% of sex is foreplay
    no quickies
    briefs are a no-no
    great, toilet water on my dick
    tight fitting pants are uncomfortable as hell
    bottoming out when you're only 60% in
    condoms hurt (thanks a lot FDA)
    lube lube lube lube lube
    girlfriend WILL tell her friends about it
    people staring at my crotch
    stereotype that everyone with a big penis is not only bad at sex, but a selfish lover
    • "girlfriend WILL tell her friends about it" how is that a con?

      In general, the more a girl cares about you, the less of that kind of gory detail she'll tell her friends. With boys we love, we keep that shit close to the chest.

      But, yeah, how is that a bad thing exactly? LOL

    • Anonymous

      @redeyemindtricks Because it then casts doubt on whether other girls are really interested in you or just want to try a ride on your cock.

  • Anonymous
    I wish I had one...
    I'm 16 and 6 inches but it's not very thick..
  • Anonymous
    I'd take ALL of your negatives happily to be your size. I'm 4". I will never be sexually desired by a woman.
  • Anonymous
    Very entertaining take!
  • Anonymous
    I'm considerably thicker than average, but more or less normal length. I have had the OMG, fucking hell, comments before.
  • Anonymous
    I've got what is considered a "Monster sized Cock". While at 9.5 inches in length, and 3 inches in girth with a full erection. It's been somewhat difficult in my dating life within the past.

    Yes, some girls love a big dick, and will ride you for days, but most girls think it's painful. It's not ideal to have a huge dick, and I honestly would rather be 7inches in length than my 9.5. The girth thing is an issue too as girls stretch when we have sex, and I'd say it's about 60/40 for girls hating it compared to loving the size.

    I can honestly say that I've probably ruined a few girls in the past. They liked a larger penis, and after our flings that lasted for a few months. I've heard a few guys who slept with the girl after me. Say that she was extremely loose. One guy went as far as saying that it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way. Now, as much of an ego booster one might think this is. It actually is an incredible ego boost, but one of the few finer parts of having a big cock.

    My main issue with a big dick is peeing while having an erection... HOLY SHIZNIT! Is it difficult to pee at that time. You had to basically angle yourself oddly to make sure you don't splash all over the place.

    All in all, having a monstrous cock isn't ideal, but it's something that those who have one will get over. You'll have your fun, destroy some girls, and eventually find a girl that fits just right and you'll marry her.

  • Anonymous
    That MyTake is great! And so true... I often see people who want to have a huge dick. But that would really not be a good thing. I have a monster cock (8-9 inches) at 17 and I wish I could have a normal one.
    I have a swimming class every Tuesday and it's just a huge pain for me... Every girl look at it whenever I'm not swimming, it's soon embarrassing.
  • Anonymous
    Eh, I dunno. I think most of this only applies to the flaccidly big ones.

    I mean, I've been the biggest boy in the lockerroom for years and I am happy with it but, monster-cock? Eh. Not really. Wouldn't make that claim. I'm like what? 8.7-9inches? I don't really identify with any of this except the lockeroom one and the "Oh my god" comments. Oh and umh. Auto-fellatio. Never tried that one though, just confirmed I could XD

    Surprisingly rare with guys who are bigger though. Internet would have you believe everyone is but I've met one guy out of hundreds who were more or less the same size.
    Maybe there's a lot of happy measurement going on? XD
  • Anonymous
    I wish I had a monster cock. I'd like to be 8 1/2 - 9 inches long with 6 inch girth.

  • Anonymous
    Average and a little bigger is probably the sweet spot
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