1. Read Batman: The Killing Joke
2. Pour milk into a bowl full of oreo cookies and eat it like cereal.
3. Flip off a cop
4. Challenge someone to a duel
5. Get drunk in Mexico and watch a donkey show
6. Either bungee jump or pee off of the Eiffel tower and the Great Wall of China.
7. Have all the crazy sex you can!
8. Watch every season of The Sopranos
9. Learn how to make your own booze.
10. Learn how to be completely happy with who you are.