10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

1. Read Batman: The Killing Joke
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


2. Pour milk into a bowl full of oreo cookies and eat it like cereal.
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


3. Flip off a cop
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


4. Challenge someone to a duel
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


5. Get drunk in Mexico and watch a donkey show
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


6. Either bungee jump or pee off of the Eiffel tower and the Great Wall of China.

10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


7. Have all the crazy sex you can!
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


8. Watch every season of The Sopranos
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


9. Learn how to make your own booze.
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


10. Learn how to be completely happy with who you are.
10 things you should really do before you perish in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.


If you want to know how to survive the zombies then go watch the Walking Dead.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Challenge someone to a duel
    Don't ask but been there done that but it was a duel with swords not flintlocks and I won
    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/37007804.jpg

    Learn how to make your own booze.
    Lol I know some people who make moonshine

    Learn how to be completely happy with who you are.
    Already there but there is always room for self improvement

    Have all the crazy sex you can!
    Once I am married that is defiantly part of the plan.

    Either bungee jump or pee off of the Eiffel tower and the Great Wall of China.
    I'd rather punch Piers Morgan in the face it would be way more satisfying

    Pour milk into a bowl full of oreo cookies and eat it like cereal.
    Challenge accepted !

    Watch every season of The Sopranos
    That is in process

Most Helpful Girl

  • I've done some of them :) but you've given me ideas dude. Now i HAVE To do all of it. Lol flip off a cop is going to be first on my list ;)
    You always make me smile.

    • You smiling is a really good thing! :)

    • talking to you always does that ;)

    • Samehere ;)

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  • Number 2 sounds so amazing!

    • Sure is, All depends on how you feel about soggy oreos!

  • Ok, I've done some of these things, but I'll have to try them all, cool MyTake ;)

    • Awesome, Thanks ;) Wonder which ones you've done :P

    • 1-4 :)

    • It's really fk'n awesome that you've challenged someone to a duel! :) <3

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  • 1. You know a lot of people seem to like that graphic novel, but I've heard there's a better one out there. I forgot what it's called, but it deals with a really violent Joker.

    2. Soggy Oreo cookies are nasty.

    3. That sounds funny at first, but nah I rather not.

    4. The ones where we don't actually have bullets?

    5. I don't drink, but what happens in the donkey show?

    6. Peeing off the Effiel tower or Wall of China? Yeeees lol.

    7. Bruh what manga is that?

    8. That's too much to watch.

    9. Eh for what? I don't drink... I guess I could sell it.

    10. Yeah man. Got to.

    • Do you mean A death in the family? And I want to say slut girl, But I don't think it is. Looks like it's done by the same artist though.

    • Slut girl? I'll have to look that up.

      Nah it's this one:

      photo.goodreads.com/books/1333580011l/13191639.jpg

  • Nice Take, well, I already watch The Walking Dead, and for the rest of the stuff, I guess I'll have to try them eventually :P

    • Thanks, Man :D

    • You're welcome :)

  • I've done 70% of that. Not too sure I ever want to watch a woman fuck a donkey, and I'm sure I wouldn't travel 3000 miles to watch it happen either.

    • That is fucking gross.

    • Why is it on your list then?

    • Because it's extreme and easy to do.