Things People Think When The Sex Is Bad

Stacyzee Editor

This includes random thoughts from both female and male during sex.

Thoughts during bad sex

1. Am I even in yet?

2. This feels like a bucket with water. I am just pumping endlessly with no feel in the world!

3. Not every Toys R Us Kid, "Grows up!" if you know what I mean!

4. Yikes, at that sex face!

5. What am I going to have for dinner?

6. ::Thinks about the sex me and my best lover had::

7. Should I fake moan? If I do, I'll sound stupid. I'll just lay here quietly.

8. What time is it?

9. Maybe, I should check my e-mail.

10. He's not done yet?

11. What's her name again?

12. He's want me to dirty talk, i better not. If I do I'll sound rehearsed and robotic.

13. Ah! He's pulling my hair. He better let go, this cost way more than his montly rent!

14. I wonder if I forgot to turn off the stove before I left.

15. Why won't he do it faster and harder?

16. A icecream truck moves faster than this!

17. Oh my god! His nails inside of my vagina feel like knives trying to tear through my flesh! Cut those damn claws!

18. What a waste of an affair!

19. She said, "Oh that feels good" but I stopped, I'm such an idiot! What was I doing again?

20. I just can't hold this position much longer. I just can't! Ahh! I'm crying for you legs!

21. Did he just say saddle up pony?

22. That is definitely not the way I like my dick sucked!

23. Ah, he so didn't see when I spit out a big hair ball while giving him oral.

24. I wish he would stop, this is beginning to hurt way too much!

25. I thought he said he was good.

26. Aw man! It's past four, American Idol is over!

27. He's so passionate just look how he's looking at me.

28. I wonder if i keep my facial expression the same, will he think I am a serial killer?

29. Oh no, just smile and close your eyes.

30. He said he's about to cum.

31. What time is it again?

32. He's shaking like he's having a seizure, yes it's finally over!

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Most Helpful Girl

candy_41111 Xper 5
+1 y
20, 25.
I think I felt something there.
Maybe I can hurry this along if I moan
I could be eating food right now.
What do i have to do after this...
Shoot how do I tell him I don't want to see him again after this.
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Most Helpful Guy

brain5000 Explorer
+1 y
For me it was "What is that supposed to be? A bird? Dammit, why would anyone put a tattoo on her lower back? This is a fuck, not an art gallery opening!"
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vishna Master
+1 y
"Should I make sound to make him happy?"

"Will it get better?"

"This lazy fucker"

"This selfish fucker"

"Is he enjoying this?"

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- Prince_teddy4u
  +1 y
  I liked this.
YourFutureEx Master
+1 y
I've had 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31.
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ObscuredBeyond Guru
+1 y
Aaaand... you've just laid out (almost) every reason to never have casual sex.
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chintita Yoda
+1 y
"26. Aw man! It's past four, American Idol is over!" -said no one ever
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- Stacyzee
  +1 y
  What show should I say then? lol
- chintita
  +1 y
  how bout a tv show that isn't on it's final season because no one watches it anymore haha
- Stacyzee
  +1 y
  :( media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/.../...6fa8a1555572.jpg
  Heavy parade of nobodies walk away.
sighnothing Xper 5
+1 y
6, 8, 15, 18, and 24.
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- ManOnFire
  +1 y
  @sighnothing You had an affair? Lol.
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @ManOnFire Yeah, I have.
- ManOnFire
  +1 y
  Were you the one in the relationship? Or was he?
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- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @ManOnFire He was, his girlfriend was a complete cunt and I was just getting revenge.
- ManOnFire
  +1 y
  Wow. Dayum.
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @ManOnFire Yeah, she never fucked with me again after that :)
- ManOnFire
  +1 y
  But did she ever know you screwed him?
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @ManOnFire Yep, I told her all about it the next day.
- ManOnFire
  +1 y
  Man, I feel like I just watched Jerry Springer, lol.
- singlebee
  +1 y
  Your are officially a slut for helping someone cheat
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @singlebee Hahahahahahahaha there's no such thing as a slut, you dumbass.
- singlebee
  +1 y
  Yes there is and it's you ! :-)
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @singlebee Lmao, listen buddy, I only helped him cheat because I wanted to get back at her. A "slut" is an imaginary thing. Men aren't ever called sluts even if they've slept with many women, so why is it okay to call a woman a slut? It's just a way to suppress a woman's right to be a sexual being.
- singlebee
  +1 y
  Yeeaa but you wanted to get back at her and you did that by making him cheat on her Is the reason why I called you a slut... Your THINKING is what makes you a slut! And the fact that you are proud of it makes you a horrible person... On top of that If I were to date you and knew that you did something like this I would stay away from a girl like you as far as possible... But then again you are a white girl so i know most of your white girls are all like that... I hope your at least did that when you were single and not now that you are in a relationship Try telling what you did to you current boyfriend.. He will definitely dump you... He will think what a horrible person I am with LMAO
- hazoplmeught
  +1 y
  @singlebee i think its funny how woman say there is no such thing as a slut it is directed at them but look at the opinions on this question wow you are slut shaming!!! www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1940721-how-do-you-call-guys-who-have-many-sexual-partners
- singlebee
  +1 y
  @hazoplmeught ha-ha i know right? :-)
- sighnothing
  +1 y
  @singlebee Lol, he already knows what I did, and he thinks I was right in doing so. And if you knew what she had done to me, you wouldn't be so quick to judge. I didn't MAKE the guy fuck me, he was breaking up with her anyways because she was a bitch so he was completely cool with me getting back at her. She cheated on him all the time. Even then, I still wouldn't call her a slut, I'd just call her a lying cheat. And anyways, I don't think ANYONE should be shamed for being sexual. It's completely irrational.
- singlebee
  +1 y
  Oh now why the hell didn't you mention that first? Lol :-D
- Stuckintime
  +1 y
  I would love it if you had anal sex with him and then he had vaginal sex with her afterwards and she got a painful urinary tract infection. lol
- hazoplmeught
  +1 y
  " I dont think anyone should be shamed for anything irrational" UHH... 1 Golddiggers getting pregnant (im on birth control method, poking holes in condoms, etc) 2 Knowingly spreading STDs 3 MONICA LEWINSKY helping Bill with cheating 4 Having two boyfriends/girlfriends method of cheating 5 Leading someone on to believe they are in a relationship with sex and even though you give no fucks about their feelings 6 Being a transgender and not telling your partner that, which is one of my nightmares 7 Do i really need to go on OUR NEW SOCIETY IS SO DUMB THE REMOVE ALL "SLUT SHAMING" SO THAT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORALLY WRONG IS ACCEPTED. IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO YOU BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE A BITCH (WHICH YOU WERE IN THAT SITUATION) YOU WOULD WANNA KILL THEM, JUST CAUSE YOU THINK ITS RIGHT doesn't MEAN IT IS RIGHT ITS CALLED BREAK UP THEN HAVE SEX DUHHH
- hazoplmeught
  +1 y
  Here you go
  www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1946682-is-an-affair-ever-acceptable
AleDeEurope Master
+1 y
When she asks you "do you like it?" and you're like:

www.relatably.com/.../...a3da1daa3a8056ab656fa.jpg
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PippiL Explorer
+1 y
"OMG, why is he sweating so much? I need a raincoat."
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BullyDawg Xper 5
+1 y
Good Laws! Is she for real? Only been with a couple guys more like a couple hundie. jeasus what's that smell and accompanying sound? Gosh can you move hell I passed up a beer and a quiet nite for this?
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shortandsexy Xper 5
+1 y
Don't forget "I don't even feel anything".
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ConsultantIsBack Editor
+1 y
I think of a dog taking a massive shit sometimes.
To last longer lol, weird right? Effective strategy tho.
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- Stacyzee
  +1 y
  Wow! I don't think I'll ever forget this :-O
- FatherJack
  +1 y
  Don't forget the " doggy bag " & be a responsible owner !! hahaha !!
- LionlyRose
  +1 y
  hahahaha omfg I thought I was the only one with random thoughts just to last longer, but this one is good!
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- ConsultantIsBack
  +1 y
  @LionlyRose lol ikr?
alfonsosloan45 Xper 7
+1 y
"He's not done yet?"- No, I am darling. Bring Dat Ass back to me!! Don't run. Where are you going beautiful?
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Becky01 Yoda
+1 y
that sounds about right
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LionlyRose Xper 4
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hahaha I had fun reading this, I love you!

I'll keep in mind 13 lol
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TheSpartan Guru
+1 y
Is bad sex only possible for women?
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- AleDeEurope
  +1 y
  No, it's possible for men too.
  www.end-your-sleep-deprivation.com/.../...tion.jpg
- TheSpartan
  +1 y
  @AleDeEurope I guess if she's just horribly unenthusiastic.
- PippiL
  +1 y
  Not if she's wearing one of these.
  www.oddee.com/.../a98705_anti-rape_5-rapex.jpg
Stuckintime Xper 6
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1. Am I even in yet? That is why condoms suck.
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Anonymous
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wtf did i just read
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Anonymous
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Turns out he or she had a dick and a vagina LOL!!!
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