Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape
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1. Always make sure they know you are making a sex tape, And get their consent on film if at all possible. Better safe than sorry when dealing with drunk chicks and whatnot.
2. Lighting is very important, Always get it right! Invest in some professional lighting equipment if possible.
Don't have to go this far, But use as much indirect light as possible to keep it from looking like blurry crap. Remember, No camera in the world is as deft as the human eyes. So what you see and what cameras capture will always be different.
3. Have someone operate the camera at all times to capture all the action from the best angles.
Don't just lay the camera down and hope for the best.
4. Grooming
Gotta look your best to do the nasty on film!
5. Special fx is cool
Not a necessity in any way. But if you have the computer or makeup skills to make it happen then why not?
Blood and gore really amps up the sexy <3
6. The magic is in the editing
The movie Psycho was a steaming pile of crap until Mr. and Mrs. Hitchcock performed the greatest editing job in history.
7. Take all necessary steps
To make sure you achieve a superman boner. No half ways, Player.
8. Pick the right soundtrack
9. Pick a cool name for your porn
Don't be lame and just call it your sex tape :P
10. Post it to X-videos or somewhere so everyone on GAG can watchIt ain't no fun if the homies don't see none.
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aliceinwonderland69Explorer
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I probably wouldn't do a sex tape with a drunk girl because as you correctly point out you need consent. You also forget to mention to get consent before you post it online.
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Zombie-Killa
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Never a good idea to do anything with a drunk girl.
8. I hate music during sex, and if I'm jerking off I don't want to hear that in the video either. Ruins it lol.
9. "Slut takes big dick hard and rough" Yeah there we go 👍
10. Sure thing. I'll let y'all know when it comes out XD.
I wonder if zombies have sex?
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Zombie-Killa
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No, I can't afford pills. I got to get by the old fashioned way.
Joc4Position
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What's the "old fashioned way"?
Zombie-Killa
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Getting a hard on naturally, However they happen. But I hear boner pills are a necessity in porn, Because of how much they have to perform and all the downtime.
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Joc4Position
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Oh yeah. They take more than just pills. Injections too. They take caverjet. Some have implants too so that they can get hard with the push of a button.
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