Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

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Zombie Killer's guide to making the perfect sex tape.
#sextape


1. Always make sure they know you are making a sex tape, And get their consent on film if at all possible. Better safe than sorry when dealing with drunk chicks and whatnot.

Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape


2. Lighting is very important, Always get it right! Invest in some professional lighting equipment if possible.
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

Don't have to go this far, But use as much indirect light as possible to keep it from looking like blurry crap. Remember, No camera in the world is as deft as the human eyes. So what you see and what cameras capture will always be different.


3. Have someone operate the camera at all times to capture all the action from the best angles.
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

Don't just lay the camera down and hope for the best.


4. Grooming

Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

Gotta look your best to do the nasty on film!


5. Special fx is cool
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

Not a necessity in any way. But if you have the computer or makeup skills to make it happen then why not?

Blood and gore really amps up the sexy <3


6. The magic is in the editing
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

The movie Psycho was a steaming pile of crap until Mr. and Mrs. Hitchcock performed the greatest editing job in history.


7. Take all necessary steps

Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape
To make sure you achieve a superman boner. No half ways, Player.


8. Pick the right soundtrack
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape


9. Pick a cool name for your porn

Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

Don't be lame and just call it your sex tape :P


10. Post it to X-videos or somewhere so everyone on GAG can watch
Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape
It ain't no fun if the homies don't see none.


Zombie Killer's Guide To Making The Perfect Sex Tape

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  • aliceinwonderland69
    I probably wouldn't do a sex tape with a drunk girl because as you correctly point out you need consent.
    You also forget to mention to get consent before you post it online.
    Is this still revelant?
    • Never a good idea to do anything with a drunk girl.

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  • Joc4Position
    1. #Factz can't they sue you too if it isn't consensual?

    5. "Blood and gore really amps up the sexy"

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    Uh.. no.

    7. Have you ever took one of those?

    8. I hate music during sex, and if I'm jerking off I don't want to hear that in the video either. Ruins it lol.

    9. "Slut takes big dick hard and rough" Yeah there we go 👍

    10. Sure thing. I'll let y'all know when it comes out XD.

    I wonder if zombies have sex?
    • No, I can't afford pills. I got to get by the old fashioned way.

    • What's the "old fashioned way"?

    • Getting a hard on naturally, However they happen.
      But I hear boner pills are a necessity in porn, Because of how much they have to perform and all the downtime.

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  • LOL @ #10 😂

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