Our Dirty Little Secrets

SweetHomicidalQueen

I was curious so here's a collection of dirty secrets :)


I like to hold my pee in for a long time that way it feels really good when I finally do pee. -Me

I like to go to fetish clubs. -Anon

I used to torture younger neighbors - yummylady

I'm a camgirl -rescuemyheart

I have feelings for my boyfriend's brother -Anon

I like taking it in the butt when I masturbate -normalice

I was an omega -BusinessBasketball

I keep my sperm in a transparent plastic container, after few days I lube them on my own member. -MrMafioso (Idk if its a joke or nott but either way, its pretty damn funny

Sometimes I dont do my homework on purpose -Anon

I have some illegal songs/game -YourFutureEx

I fall im love with girls just by hearing their voices -Mario21

I've had sex with a Thai ladyboy on more than one occasion. -SexualChrist

I've never seen Star Wars -@Maxemeister (How DARE you???

I read and explore feminist thought as a form of self flagellation -Anpu23

I have a desire to see my girlfriend fuck another guy. - Anon

I tried to suck my own dick. -Prince_teddy4u (I would too if i had one)

I'm pretty sure I'm bi -Anon (We support you anon, if you're gay or bi or straight, it dont matter :) )

I actually secretly hoped I'd get pregnant from having sex as a teenager -redeyemindtricks

I've been stopped for armed robbery -Bellegirl21

I tell people random lies -anon

Sometimes I dig a hole in my backyard, put on some orange clothes, step in the hole and pretend to be a carrot. -Anon (lmao)

I defaced my grandma's grave, I poisoned my hamster, I shook a toddler that I was babysitting, and I've always wanted to know what it's like to murder someone. -Anon (wow you scare me)

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  • ManOnFire
    Lol. I've been told even dirtier secrets than these. Like:

    -A lady friend from an old site said she used masturbate at friends' houses at night in the guest bed.
    - A guy told me how he flirted with a girl cashier at Walmart once and she actually asked him to meet her after work, and they went off to fuck under the bridge. I asked him if he was really telling the truth and he said, "Why would I lie? It's not like I know you or anything."
    - A boy told me how he babysit his neighbor's kid once while the mom was out and when she came back that night she seduced him, and the next morning she was afraid somebody would find out.
    - A woman told me how she slept with a guy in the park one night.
    - And of course lots of women have told me how they like the play-rape thing.
    Is this still revelant?
    • Well, if this is the dirtiest of the dirty in yr world... hey, at least one of us is going to heaven. haha

    • @redeyemindtricks same here though lol
      I know I'm going to hell

    • ManOnFire

      @redeyemindtricks Obviously this is a competition for both of you. Probably a chick thing where you like the idea of knowing shit nobody else knows, when you're just a link in a chain and don't know anything any worse than anyone else. Those are the lighter ones I chose to talk about here. I know even worse ones that.

      @SweetHomicidalQueen You're 16. You ain't even seen what you could see in life yet.

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  • Mustachekitteh
    hah I remember when that song came out and it's good. ^^

    "I have some illegal songs/game -YourFutureEx"

    Well it's a small world for majority of the games I've played are all for free. Along with videos and everything else you can download for free offline. Plus I use hacks for the wii and 3ds.
    Is this still revelant?
    • This is the only secret I'm embarrassed about. I owe them money because they made my life better. I'll buy the ones I found good.

    • @YourFutureEx Same, the only games I have ever bought was ace atterney dual destinies and etrian odyssey untold the millennium girl. The 2nd one was on sale and was only $9.99 at the time.

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  • Spiorad_Aisce
    Some good ones there - My dirty little secret is not a secret, I will tell it to anyone who will listen - I am not saying for it pity or fishing for compliments (I don't mind, I have got used to it) but I am the most boring person I know sometimes I even bore myself - I live so far inside my head that I don't connect that much with outside world.
    • YOU ARE NOT BORING

    • In a lot of ways I am - I don't mind I have usually something going on in my head that keeps me distracted.

    • I will fight you on this

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  • Prof_Don
    If I could suck my own dick... I would probably have to go to rehab lol.

    Reminds me of an episode of Nip/Tuck when a yoga master wanted to have his two bottom ribs removed so he can suck his own dick. :-P
    • When I was in elementary school, there was this rumor that Marilyn Manson got his 3 bottom ribs off so he could suck his dick. Apparentally it was an international thing too.

    • Prof_Don

      I heard the exact same thing about Marilyn Manson, I believe that rumor to very true. 👍

    • Lol like everyone has heard it

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  • Maxemeister
    HEY U KNOW WHAT IT'S PRETTY HARD TO SEE ALL SEVEN OF THESE MOVIES, CONSIDERING LOTS OF PEOPLE R SAYING 3 OF THEM SUCK BALLS

    Also I've never drank soda, never left the country, and cross my legs like females tend to do but guys don't even tho it's a comfortable position
  • ThisDudeHere
    When I was a kid I was once given a lot of cash to spend on my birthday with my schoolmates at the new school I was attending.
    I instead spent some it to eat at McDonald's by myself because I wasn't close with anyone in that school. I later told my mum I had a lot of fun with everyone.
    I kept the rest of the cash for myself.
    • so... in other words you kept it all for yourself XD

    • @redeyemindtricks In other words I wasted it to be alone when I could have made some friends.

    • That was smart. I also saved the birthday money I got from my parents and hired a high class escort. Two of my friends and I spent some time in paradise (instead of a stupid restaurant).

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  • YourFutureEx
    The end is near
    m.quickmeme.com/.../...5af6c9e3f9e0e75fad85664.jpg

    I hold my pee too. It feels like I orgasmed when I finally pee.
  • BrownBoyBrownies
    Last person... There's a psycho on the loose in the midst
    https://i.memeful.com/media/post/WwlN27R_700w_0.jpg

    ... https://i. memeful. com/media/post/1RXbZwp_700wa_0. gif
  • ksoma
    Despite craving a romantic relationship, I have been single so long that the idea of a partner being there and a major part of my life absolutely terrifies me. To the point where being single and sexless seems preferable.
  • Yeeyey
    I've actually done 2 of those.

    In the toilet once I was around 15 and hornnnyyy. So I sat down on the floor bent my back painfully and I got my tongue on my knob.

    I collected sperm once just to see what colour it would turn in a bottle. It got back after a month.
  • BertMacklinFBI
    so glad im not on this list

    also, that looks like Gal Gadot
  • Octavius
    The feeling of peeing after holding it in for so long is an amazing feeling. I just don't think it's worth the torture of holding it in.
  • JordanG
    I send nudes everyday of my life, when I was 6 I used to walk around with a basketball in my shirt and say I was pregnant
  • Luis-158
    while i have a liking for being a dom, specially during the foreplay, the secret is that i'm not proud of how i discovered that interest...
    • Kenni

      Lol now I'm curious.

    • Luis-158

      @Kenni eeh, if you wanna know i can tell you in private, i really don't want to tell why in public, lol at least not while i can't hide my name

    • Kenni

      Lol sure

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  • Ali_D1010
    I was in a relationship with someone who wanted me to fuck other guys that had bigger dicks then he did. Didn't last very long. Lmao
    • Why do guys always want their girls to take massive cocks? X

  • stillagoodgirl
    I love that song, first heard it in the movie She's the Man
  • Phoenix98
    My dirty little secrets will unfortunately die with me.
  • Anno_Domini
    I joined the Fetlife website after breaking up with my fiancée, and my self-esteem and body image has skyrocketed.
  • Sara413
    I genuinely enjoy the smell of my own farts.
  • QuestionMan
    I love All American Rejects they're a great band :)
  • GoodLuckCharlie
    "Sometimes I dont do my homework on purpose"
    https://i.imgflip.com/j19bt.jpg
  • Giggletr0n
    I am currently turning a female friend of mind against her boyfriend just so I can get the chance to sleep with her one time
  • Noxifer626
    @redeyemindtricks
    Why would you want to get pregnant?
  • orphan
    sometimes I jerk off while dropping a deuce. really helps pass the big nuggs thAt seize when they're crowning.
  • jacquesvol
    I ignored which girl (s) crushed on me in HS.
    That was stupid.
  • sinastyle
    I wanna masturbate in front of many men watching secretly
  • OrdinaryGentleman
    Good fuckin thing im from Antarctica, all you Americans are degrading to humanity.
  • sawno
    You asked the people who you quoted here, right?
    • yes of course, they knew it was for a mytake.
      if they didn't wanna have their secret posted or their name, they specified in the opinion or in a message

  • Altmer
    OK, you're the weirdest yet the best G@Ger around.
  • rescuemyheart
    Scandalous xD!
  • WhatTheHellAmy
    this is an amazing mytake hahaha very cool!
  • Relentless_Hippie
    Some of these were just... uhh (O. o)
  • LoveYouMeanIt
    Great myTake! :)
  • DamnCurtis
    Vegetarian who sometimes eats meat. 😱😱😱
  • vekin
    Fun to read
  • Marinepilot
    I talk to lizards.
  • Polocrew
    I am soooo dashing
  • Under_The_Sun
    Lol some of these are so dorky XD
  • GingerGuy
    Still going to remain my dirty little secret! ;)
  • delicateslut
    I leave my pantys on next door neighbors door step
  • February12
    I like the smell of gas/oil
  • Yumix
    I don't have any, pure innocence 😊
  • adollarsworth
    She is just my age!
  • skeptic007
    sounds like 90% percent of women lol
  • Connor2002d
    I send nudes if you want some girls
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