Our Dirty Little Secrets

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I was curious so here's a collection of dirty secrets :)

I like to hold my pee in for a long time that way it feels really good when I finally do pee. -Me

I like to go to fetish clubs. -Anon

I used to torture younger neighbors - yummylady

I'm a camgirl -rescuemyheart

I have feelings for my boyfriend's brother -Anon

I like taking it in the butt when I masturbate -normalice

I was an omega -BusinessBasketball

I keep my sperm in a transparent plastic container, after few days I lube them on my own member. -MrMafioso (Idk if its a joke or nott but either way, its pretty damn funny

Sometimes I dont do my homework on purpose -Anon

I have some illegal songs/game -YourFutureEx

I fall im love with girls just by hearing their voices -Mario21

I've had sex with a Thai ladyboy on more than one occasion. -SexualChrist

I've never seen Star Wars -@Maxemeister (How DARE you???

I read and explore feminist thought as a form of self flagellation -Anpu23

I have a desire to see my girlfriend fuck another guy. - Anon

I tried to suck my own dick. -Prince_teddy4u (I would too if i had one)

I'm pretty sure I'm bi -Anon (We support you anon, if you're gay or bi or straight, it dont matter :) )

I actually secretly hoped I'd get pregnant from having sex as a teenager -redeyemindtricks

I've been stopped for armed robbery -Bellegirl21

I tell people random lies -anon

Sometimes I dig a hole in my backyard, put on some orange clothes, step in the hole and pretend to be a carrot. -Anon (lmao)

I defaced my grandma's grave, I poisoned my hamster, I shook a toddler that I was babysitting, and I've always wanted to know what it's like to murder someone. -Anon (wow you scare me)

Add any of your own secrets!

[ManOnFire]

Lol. I've been told even dirtier secrets than these. Like:

-A lady friend from an old site said she used masturbate at friends' houses at night in the guest bed.
- A guy told me how he flirted with a girl cashier at Walmart once and she actually asked him to meet her after work, and they went off to fuck under the bridge. I asked him if he was really telling the truth and he said, "Why would I lie? It's not like I know you or anything."
- A boy told me how he babysit his neighbor's kid once while the mom was out and when she came back that night she seduced him, and the next morning she was afraid somebody would find out.
- A woman told me how she slept with a guy in the park one night.
- And of course lots of women have told me how they like the play-rape thing.

[redeyemindtricks]

Well, if this is the dirtiest of the dirty in yr world... hey, at least one of us is going to heaven. haha

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks same here though lol I know I'm going to hell

[ManOnFire]

@redeyemindtricks Obviously this is a competition for both of you. Probably a chick thing where you like the idea of knowing shit nobody else knows, when you're just a link in a chain and don't know anything any worse than anyone else. Those are the lighter ones I chose to talk about here. I know even worse ones that. @SweetHomicidalQueen You're 16. You ain't even seen what you could see in life yet.

[redeyemindtricks]

Dude, no, this is absolutely NOT a "competition". You listen to me, because I'm being fucking DEAD serious right now. I don't know what it is about me, but, something about me just inspires trust. It's not unfounded -- I'm a woman of my word, and I NEVER break promises... "death before dishonor", just like my brothers in the Marines -- but, srsly, there's something about me that makes people just shit all their deepest, darkest secrets all over my face, all the time, sometimes within less than an hour of meeting me. The result is NOT some light-hearted fun "haha my shit's dirtier than yours lol omg" competition. It's not. The result is that I've been told HUNDREDS of things that have put me into ethical and legal quandaries with no easy way out. Situations like "I tell, someone goes to jail, possibly unfairly, and his family's out on the street; but, I don't tell, and, X thing might happen again and then I've gotta live with that." THAT. That kinda

[redeyemindtricks]

fucking thing, is what I'm talking about when I talk about dirty secrets. I've been put into at least 100 situations where I've fucking agonized over decisions where EVERY option sucked... all because random people trust me, with their random shit. Why? Why me? I don't know. Really, I don't. Look, dude, I was TRYING to keep this lighthearted, but, noooo, YOU just couldn't have that. Everything's a goddamn battle of the sexes with you. Who's got better orgasms? Who's got dirtier secrets? LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. Please. Please enjoy exchanges that are supposed to be enjoyable. If you REALLY want me to throw heavy shit at you, dude, I could throw so much heavy shit at you that you'd become two-dimensional. No thanks. Please take a fucking chill pill. Have a nice day.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks is right, but also keep in mind that if you knew anything about me you'd understand why I said that. I may be young but I've had to grow up too quickly. I've had the same EXACT problems as she has, just maybe not as intense. People naturally trust me and I get told secrets constantly. I keep my promises, and I don't gossip. You haven't lived my life, so kindly, fuck off.

[redeyemindtricks]

@sweethomicidalqueen Girl you've had yr share of problems worse than I have -- and at a hell of an early age, too. You know. That you've gotten this far, with a perspective as balanced as the one you have, is fucking AMAZING. Bad place to be, good place to be from. You'll go far in life. Respect. <3

[ManOnFire]

@redeyemindtricks Yaaaaaawn. You wouldn't be the first woman I've heard talk about how much she's soooooo trustworthy. And I don't really care, it's not important to me. I've had the same experience, but it doesn't matter to me to put it out there or prove it to people. "Look, dude, I was TRYING to keep this lighthearted, but, noooo, YOU just couldn't have that. Everything's a goddamn battle of the sexes with you. Who's got better orgasms? Who's got dirtier secrets?" - And yet you felt it important to comment on my comment with... really nothing important to say after all, which was competitive. And please. Cut the drama. I really could care less about whatever shit you think you can throw. I've been to hell and back more than once in my life, and I doubt you ever have. @SweetHomicidalQueen Your experiences are not relevant to me. You'll learn even more when you really start growing up.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks I try not to compare problems in intensity with anyone haha but thank you so very much. You don't even know the half of it though honestly. I've told you a lot but not everything.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Ok so we were civil but I'm blocking you. Goodbye friend.

[Mustachekitteh]

hah I remember when that song came out and it's good. ^^

"I have some illegal songs/game -YourFutureEx"

Well it's a small world for majority of the games I've played are all for free. Along with videos and everything else you can download for free offline. Plus I use hacks for the wii and 3ds.

[YourFutureEx]

This is the only secret I'm embarrassed about. I owe them money because they made my life better. I'll buy the ones I found good.

[Mustachekitteh]

@YourFutureEx Same, the only games I have ever bought was ace atterney dual destinies and etrian odyssey untold the millennium girl. The 2nd one was on sale and was only $9.99 at the time.

[Ali_D1010]

I was in a relationship with someone who wanted me to fuck other guys that had bigger dicks then he did. Didn't last very long. Lmao

[delicateslut]

Why do guys always want their girls to take massive cocks? X

[Sara413]

I genuinely enjoy the smell of my own farts.

[arashmenalagha]

nasty ass!!!

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@arashmenalagha literally lol

[ksoma]

Despite craving a romantic relationship, I have been single so long that the idea of a partner being there and a major part of my life absolutely terrifies me. To the point where being single and sexless seems preferable.

[YourFutureEx]

The end is near
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I hold my pee too. It feels like I orgasmed when I finally pee.

[Relentless_Hippie]

Some of these were just... uhh (O. o)

[LoveYouMeanIt]

Great myTake! :)

[Luis-158]

while i have a liking for being a dom, specially during the foreplay, the secret is that i'm not proud of how i discovered that interest...

[Kenni]

Lol now I'm curious.

[Luis-158]

@Kenni eeh, if you wanna know i can tell you in private, i really don't want to tell why in public, lol at least not while i can't hide my name

[Kenni]

Lol sure

[Luis-158]

@Kenni lol, i bet you think is just a poor plan to get myself into your DMs, but not really, you remember about my exes? in that other question you made, well, it has to do with one of them

[Kenni]

Didn't think so. But glad we got that out of the way.

[Luis-158]

@Kenni lol, sorry for that, my bad

[WhatTheHellAmy]

this is an amazing mytake hahaha very cool!

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Some good ones there - My dirty little secret is not a secret, I will tell it to anyone who will listen - I am not saying for it pity or fishing for compliments (I don't mind, I have got used to it) but I am the most boring person I know sometimes I even bore myself - I live so far inside my head that I don't connect that much with outside world.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

YOU ARE NOT BORING

[Spiorad_Aisce]

In a lot of ways I am - I don't mind I have usually something going on in my head that keeps me distracted.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I will fight you on this

[Spiorad_Aisce]

I am not expressing myself right - I was half joking when I said I was boring - It was a reference to me being so quiet that people don't notice me a lot socially (unless I want to be) but I have so much going on in my head, thinking all the time that I have kinda of a full life but I think I am mostly happy to be that way.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Lol whatever floats your boat, I was just teasing. But you really are not boring at all <3

[redeyemindtricks]

If you were a reindeer, you'd definitely be Dasher.

[ThisDudeHere]

When I was a kid I was once given a lot of cash to spend on my birthday with my schoolmates at the new school I was attending.
I instead spent some it to eat at McDonald's by myself because I wasn't close with anyone in that school. I later told my mum I had a lot of fun with everyone.
I kept the rest of the cash for myself.

[redeyemindtricks]

so... in other words you kept it all for yourself XD

[ThisDudeHere]

@redeyemindtricks In other words I wasted it to be alone when I could have made some friends.

[YourFutureEx]

That was smart. I also saved the birthday money I got from my parents and hired a high class escort. Two of my friends and I spent some time in paradise (instead of a stupid restaurant).

[ThisDudeHere]

@YourFutureEx the difference is that you spent it together with someone. I was by myself.

[YourFutureEx]

Don't take it too hard bro. You learned something from this. Bad times come and go. At least you were able to eat under the roof, whereas there are some people who are hungry for days. The only bad thing would be that if you still have no friends to celebrate with.

[ThisDudeHere]

@YourFutureEx yup. There's that.

[BertMacklinFBI]

so glad im not on this list

also, that looks like Gal Gadot

[rescuemyheart]

Scandalous xD!

[sawno]

You asked the people who you quoted here, right?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes of course, they knew it was for a mytake. if they didn't wanna have their secret posted or their name, they specified in the opinion or in a message

[GingerGuy]

Still going to remain my dirty little secret! ;)

[Prof_Don]

If I could suck my own dick... I would probably have to go to rehab lol.

Reminds me of an episode of Nip/Tuck when a yoga master wanted to have his two bottom ribs removed so he can suck his own dick. :-P

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

When I was in elementary school, there was this rumor that Marilyn Manson got his 3 bottom ribs off so he could suck his dick. Apparentally it was an international thing too.

[Prof_Don]

I heard the exact same thing about Marilyn Manson, I believe that rumor to very true. 👍

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Lol like everyone has heard it

[redeyemindtricks]

Hahahah lol
dude, boys are pretty weird with what they want in the bedroom, but, one of the all-time highlights of my previous life HAD to have been this one dude. He was handsome, well spoken, polite, bla bla bla, I was like sure, let's give this a go.
He was... pretty much average across the board. Not the best lover, not the worst, pretty much in the fat part of every imaginable bell curve... until the end. Right until the goddamn end, when he's getting ready to finish.

Boy's on his back, and he puts his legs up on MY shoulders... like he's the girl. I'm just sorta confused.

That's when he drops the bomb on me: He wants me to finish him off with my hand... into HIS OWN mouth.

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I... I... yeah, no, I just couldn't do it. Could not. Do it.
I'm not a blue-baller by trade, but I was just so nonplussed that... yeah, nope. I supposed it was all that much worse because EVERYTHING about him was so... unremarkable, up to that point.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks oh my god. I died xD

[redeyemindtricks]

I mean... I srsly tried to try trying it, I really did. But there was a brick wall in my head. Could not do it. Still can't put a finger on exactly what the barrier was, that was so impenetrable, there. I mean, I'm sure part of it was my usual recoiling at seeing dudes in submissive positions... but, there had to have been more to it, since I've at least *tried* with boys who ended up being way more submissive than I'd anticipated. This was just a whole 'nother level, that I wasn't ready for. Lol. Omgwtfbbq.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks Haha mabyye it was because it was just SUCH an unusual request, added onto him being submissive asf

[Prof_Don]

@redeyemindtricks hehe that is some freaky deaky stuff on the guy's part! Is it fair to say that you dislike being in the dominant role? :-P

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Dude, she absolutely DESPISES it. If she's in the middle of sexy time and the guy tries to take on a submissive role she's most likely immediately dry once that happens. Nope, the dominant life is NOT for her.

[redeyemindtricks]

ahah yeah... not bout that life I mean, a little part of me is even sad inside when a boy has to press a button marked "Submit" on a web form. hahaha am I kidding? shit I don't even really know

[Prof_Don]

@redeyemindtricks I never thought about the submit button, damn GaG feminists are sneaky in killing masculinity! :-P

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks haha that made me giggle

[redeyemindtricks]

yeah JUST TRY TO UN-SEE THAT NOW. ahahah

I mean, to be fair, I can be pretty overwhelming in real life -- I'm loud, obnoxious, a thousand feet tall, and surprisingly well spoken (espcially when I'm pissed off). I tend to just sorta drift into leadership positions, whether I like it or not, and 99 percent of people mistake me for "dominant".
There's a select few who recognize me as what I am, right off the bat. Like this girl from earlier today:
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1958672-can-two-alpha-s-have-a-happy-relationship

... but, yeah, I am totally not what most people picture when they think "submissive". I'm "submissive" in the same way as a 1600lb Kodiak grizzly -- not until my head's on yr fucking wall, but then it's 100% absolute.

I mean, like, consider my advice in this thread, which the whole world will construe

[redeyemindtricks]

as "dominant female" -- and which WILL be exactly that, if this boy is like most boys:
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1957393-what-s-the-purpose-of-getting-used-allowing-your-heart-to-get-torn

Mmmmm fun and games.
I mean, there's a possibility that the boy in that situation will step up to the challenge, but, if not, she can just run right over him and have fun doing it. THAT's the kind of "submissive" I'm talking about -- it's ultimately a very, very end-goal kind of submission. You totally have to beat, like, 50 levels to get there, and levels 40-50 are a motherfucker. <3

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks this is why I love you I'm not a thousand feet tall, but I'm bold, loud, obnoxious and a bit abrasive. I tend to fall into the leadership role and take charge i'm like you just not as intense, sadly I seem to be a watered-down version of you.

[redeyemindtricks]

ahah bold <3 loud <3 obnoxious <3 a bit abrasive <3 (... but only when necessary) The ability to be a very well-spoken, seething bitch at EXACTLY the right moments, and then go back to being pleasant, is seriously underrated. Srsly, that will get you far, in this life. Honestly, if you've ever wondered why Southern belles have a mystique about them, that's pretty much 85 percent of it, right there. I mean, if I were a boy, yr whole "kindly fuck off" thing on that other thread would've made me fall in love with you a little bit. (Sadly, it appears that's been edited out. Eh?) That was quite nicely done. Zing! oh stahp it with the watered-down bit, I'm as old as 2.5 of you. You have plenty of time to distill away some of that water.

[redeyemindtricks]

Ah nm, it's still there.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

@redeyemindtricks Haha I'm abrasive in my everyday speech. And I can do that, I've had many guys (who have muscles and are taller than me) tell me they're afraid of me when I turn Mega-bitch. That's nice to know lol, it's how I always talk. and yea but still! You're someone I wish to be like, but in my own way.

[stillagoodgirl]

I love that song, first heard it in the movie She's the Man

[Phoenix98]

My dirty little secrets will unfortunately die with me.

[Octavius]

The feeling of peeing after holding it in for so long is an amazing feeling. I just don't think it's worth the torture of holding it in.

[jacquesvol]

I ignored which girl (s) crushed on me in HS.
That was stupid.

[JordanG]

I send nudes everyday of my life, when I was 6 I used to walk around with a basketball in my shirt and say I was pregnant

[arashmenalagha]

and your user name is Jordan. Like Michael Jordan

[JordanG]

@arashmenalagha I was named after him yes

[arashmenalagha]

you were carrying his baby, that basket ball.

[JordanG]

@arashmenalagha lmao

[delicateslut]

Would you sit on my face when you are pregnant heavily?