Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

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Occasionally I find myself bored at work and I ask people easy questions that they should know without much thought. (If you've ever watched "Jaywalking" on Leno it's the same thing.) Still people can't be that dumb...right?? Well the answer to that is yes, sadly. I've been asking these types of questions randomly for about six years and writing down the more funny responses to them. I thought you guys might enjoy them so here they are (Fyi, One person is responsible for six of these.)

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

1) Hitler, Lincoln, and a guy named Thomson were all at one time the Second President of the USA


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

2) 9/11 really happened either on 9-11-2005 or 9-11-11 (I asked this question in 2012)


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

3) The birth place of the Civil War was "At that one place, the bloodiest battle. Where was that?"


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

4) Charles Dickens is a Famous Porn Star.

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

5) Those crafty Swiss people bombed Pearl Harbor.

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

6) Columbus discovered America in 1776.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

7) Humans have never landed on the moon.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

8 ) Only 2 people have played both Batman and Superman respectively.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

9) King Arthur was the first King of England.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

10) The signal Paul Revere had to use for alerting the Colonial militia to the approach of British forces was, One if by Land and Two if by Air.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

11) The US invaded England at least twice.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

12) The Cold War was fought in Iceland. (It may have been related to Penguins.)

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

13) Japan was not an Axis power in World War 2. The Axis powers were comprised Itally, Spain, Germany and the Swiss.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

14) King Lear was that creepy King who had 6-8 wives.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

15) The W.W.F. stands for "What The Fuck."


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

16) Number Munchers is a sex term.

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

17) "The Rolling Stones" is the name of a music magazine.

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

18) The U.S. never had a space shuttle just blow up.


Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

19) An AK-47 is a type of steak sauce.

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)

20) Absolute Zero is a brand of Vodka.

There were more but I can't remember all the file names on my computer without going through them all. Hope you enjoyed it!

Do You Know The Right Answers? (Without checking the Web)
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Most Helpful Guy

  • Josht11
    1. Is this a trick?
    2. 11/9/01
    3. no clue I'm not American only battle ever mentioned was battle of gettysburg (heard it on pawnstars)
    4. not a question but charles dickens is a great writer of novels like a Christmas carol and great expectations
    5. japs bombed it
    6. I don't think so cos isn't that declaration of independence year.
    7. everyone knows about the moon landing
    8. no
    9. King arthur isn't real as far as I know
    10. I doubt there were air vehicles in that time
    11. LOL NO, you never touched the holy British soil
    12. I didn't even know there was fighting in the cold war but it wasn't in Iceland.
    13. Nah axis v ally and Japan was part of it
    14. I haven't read much shakespeare but your just giving trick questions poorly setout cos people expect it to be wrong.
    15. World Wildlife foundation
    16. doubt it
    17. true
    18. Nah I'm a huge NASA fan challenger and columbia both blew up in the atmosphere.
    19 no one is this stupid
    20. I thought it was just absolut.

    These are all really easy for basically everyone.
    Is this still revelant?
    • 1) Who was the Second President of the U. S?
      4) Who was Charles Dickens?
      14) Who was King Lear?
      19) Indeed they are
      20) What is Absolute Zero?

    • Josht11

      Fuck I'm not American
      Famous English author
      God I hate shakespeare so I don't know
      absolute zero is the coldest it gets on the kelvin scale.

    • No, I wasn't asking you. I just thought i should explain what I asked people. For clarification.

Most Helpful Girl

  • Deft_maiden
    Mostly yes
    Is this still revelant?

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • MrMaskyMoon
    My friend, i'm so.. so... so sorry... the cringe was too much so i skipped the last couple :(... It makes me question the validity of your workplace.. Well, more our country's education system... seriously... excuse my language but, what is this fuckery?
  • Spiorad_Aisce
    I am not American so that is my excuse - I surprised myself that I knew John Adams but I have a feeling I heard it before in a quiz, I don't know the birthplace of the US civil war or the Paul Revere signal - Before I Google I am going to say Gettysburg (but I know that is wrong) okay for some reason Bunkers Hill is coming into my head. Paul Revere, did he ride a horse ringing a bell saying "The British are coming" - I knew the rest - Off now to Google
  • DarkHumorRUs
    1) I dunno what the fuck that means

    2) It happened 9/11/2001

    3) Not sure

    4 through 12 are false

    13) I never learned much about WWII

    14) probably

    15) and 16) no

    17) true

    18) false

    19) no it's a type of assault rifle, A1 is the steak sauce

    20) Absolute Zero is a song by Stone Sour, absolute zero is 0 Kelvin, and there is a Vodka brand called Absolut
  • Tromba
    My favorite Jaywalking was where he asked "Before George W Bush was elected there was another father and son who were presidents, what was their name?"
    And
    "What family does this song describe? They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, they're altogether ooky?"

    No one knew the first and everyone knew the latter until the last fellow, an intelligent looking older fellow. He replied to the first query, "Adams, John and John Quincey." On the second question he paused then said in doubtful voice. "The Kennedys?"
  • Other_Tommy_Wiseau
    right answers to what? you didn't ask any questions... also, you know they paid people to say those answers, right?

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