"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Well here's how the story goes...I have realized so far I'm not successful when it comes to women. Not anywhere else either but that's another story. I don't even have any career goals at all but I don't care. Actually I care more about being a chick magnet, but I should add I won't change anything just to be likeable to women. I want to remain who I am as well.

Anyway, as I said I'm not successful when it comes to women, since the only women I've been so far were hookers. In other words I've never experienced what we call free pussy. BUT...I won't cry about it. I won't cry for lacking success, but I would name myself King Of Failure, and carry this title proudly. What can I do is, give advice to other guys about what they should do and what they should avoid if they want to be successful, or more successful than me at least...and blame women for not making the first move, why not?

So here we go:

(In alphabetical order)

1) Be cautious when you stalk

Stalking can be easily considered a form of art, and we could easily write a separate MyTake about it. But I will keep it brief here since the present MyTake is not for analyzing the art of stalking. Just be cautious to not get noticed. Once the girl you stalk, turns back her head then better give up stalking her. Or just go on the same way as her but look away from her direction. I believe you will get into a more serious trouble if you insist.

2) Don't change in order to be likeable to women

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Ask yourself this question: Would I like to be someone who I'm not?

I believe most of you would answer "No". So don't change neither in appearance nor in personality in order to be "likeable". You won't be You anymore, but someone else. What it matters, is to be successful as you.

3) Don't hang around the same spot every day

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

You know why. There are some people who either might work there, or happen to pass from the same spot frequently. So if they notice you then you might lead those people to suspicions, which would lead into more unnecessary trouble.

4) Don't do anything if police is around

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

If you saw any cops hanging around a certain area, don't even think about it. Go somewhere else. Actually it would be safer to hit on a girl in front of her boyfriend than in front of a cop. If it's a boyfriend you might get some punches at most, but if it's a cop then you're going to enter in the "Black List", which means you are done for good, and they'll be keeping an eye on you from now on.

5) Go out in the night instead of the morning or noon

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Silly for me to say that, since I almost always go out during noon (around 12 AM-3 PM). The few times I've been out in the night, I've noticed it's more possible to find a girl to hit on (they dress more provocatively, and they are less busy). I know you will ask me since I'm aware of it, why I don't go out at night. Well to respond this question, I will tell you I just go out at noon since weather's hot by then, and it helps tanning my skin. Also nightlife's not rich where I live. So this is an advice for people who live in an area of rich nightlife, and they don't mind about tanning.

6) If you get ignored don't insist

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

It would be a bad option to insist, since it's another way to bring yourself into trouble. If you get ignored by the first attempt, maybe it's OK to give it another try, but if you get ignored again then don't go for a third try.

By insisting there's a higher chance she will respond (and it will always be a negative response, but it's not necessarily a bad thing as I explain at #8), but there's a high chance it won't be just a negative response but a report to the cops as well, for harassment.

7) Mind your drinking quantities

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Yeah, as we all know the more you drink the more confident you become, but unfortunately it will backfire on you if you drink more than a certain quantity. You must try to find the fine line where you'll be confident enough to hit on a girl easily, but still be able to stand on your feet.

8. Negative response is better than being ignored

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Not that I'm a fan of negative responses. But I would rather it than being ignored. After all it's way more common to get ignored than get a negative response. Negative response is a response, so celebrate it if it happens. Don't get disappointed.

9) Never get disappointed

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

As I said above, don't. Just take it lightly if you had no success. You didn't lose money or anything, and you have so many years ahead.

10) Never say I give up

"The King of Failure" Gives You 10 Tips for Hitting On Women

Never. It has happened to me as well, but never say never. Even if your chances are like 0.1% just don't. Because when you give up then chances will be 0%, and 0.1% is definitely superior than 0%. It's a very simple logic.


PS: Sorry for the wrong category, but it was changed automatically. I meant to put it in "Flirting".

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Most Helpful Girls

  • When you walk in a room scan it. Take note of how many woman are looking around... that's your pool. The goal is to maintain eye contact for 15seconds if you get a look away and a look back then you are clear to approach but before you do that watch for body language... how are feet are and arms are positioned that should tell you a bit. Always scan the room first get an idea of your options and who is even interested before going in. Despite what people say don't just hit on everyone, decide quickly who your interested and who is giving you attention and stay the road until they leave then head for the doorway and look around again. Your looking for someone that you are both interested in and that is interested in you. If your hitting everyone a few girls may talk to you but you most likely won't get anywhere. For going out to bars... Don't buy a girl a drink until you are sitting with her, the chemistry is there and you can tell she's interested.. if you do it write you either won't leave alone or she'll buy the next round and leave you with a number.

  • I hope this is a joke but I have a funny feeling it's not. You've been in trouble a lot haven't you?

    • No it's never a joke. But actually I've been a few times indeed but I try to not repeat the same mistakes again. Just out of curiosity, what would you do if you noticed you were being stalked?

    • 'actually I've been a few times indeed '

      That is gold

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    • I would phone the police.

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Hmm, I like the advices, nice myTake ;)

    • Thank you for MHO

  • good advice lol

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  • LMAO this take was hilarious... You have a good humor.. :-)

  • Lol man. that was a fun read. I know quite a few people to rwcommend this to. Also, you are not a whining sadie, which is quite rare today, and i salute you sir!

  • I've had good success with ether and my van. I also prefer to use LSD as breath strips. It works until I have to perform brain surgery.

  • "4) Don't do anything if police is around"

    What kind of weak criminal shit is that? I've hit on girls in front of cops.
    Hell, I've hit on cops. They looks so sexy in those tight uniforms and with a gun holster. *shivers*

    • I'd definitely bang a cop chick.

  • Seems like 10 tips to rape women.

    • WHAT? How?

    • "To get away with rape", is what I think he meant.

  • The mouse pic is awesome!!

  • you forgot to add being tall, really muscular, being well dressed and having fresh breath.

    • Bullshit. I won't go tall and be really muscular just to be appealing to girls. I despise tall jacked dudes, and it would be hypocritical for me to want to look like them, wouldn't it? As for dressed well... what do you mean? Suits and such shit? No thanks then.

  • Only works if your good looking.

    • Again, there's a chance even if it's a small one.

    • No I'm pretty sure it won't.

    • Never tried?

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  • Lol, that was hilarious!