10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

1. She's just a friend

10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women
2. I will call you
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

Yeah...ok

3. I don't watch porn
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

mhmm..thought so.

4. But I love you!
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

Talk to the hand!

5. I'm not married.
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

And Oprahs my auntie.

6. I want a serious relationship.

10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

You don't even look serious..

7. I don't have any kids.

10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

I thought I was the only one calling you daddy???

8. Their size. " I got a bigggggg...
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

Where's that anaconda you where talking about?

9. I got a whole lot of money.
10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

Then why you in my pockets??

10. I would never lie to you.

10 Lies Guys Love to Tell Women

Look at you....lying already.

And of course not all guys are liars...got some pretty honest guys out there.

(Shout out to my fiance!) but let's be real ladies I know you heard at least one of these lies before lol. & Guys be honest I know you told at least one of these lies before if not good for you! lol

Add more to the list ladies I know I missed a few lmao!!

Thanks for reading :)

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  • Lmao, i thought i was the only one calling you daddy.

    and RIGHT. they be lying about they dick, then you see it , and your like...

    • Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away? Lmfao sorry, just thought I'd add a bit onto your answer. I don't really care about dick size, but I do wish they wouldn't lie about it. Guys like that have the cheek to moan about women that wear push up bras because their boibs only look half the size when they take them off. Lol !

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  • Damn sometimes bitter lmao

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    • Thought so too XD

    • To quote the ending of the MyTake "And of course not all guys are liars... got some pretty honest guys out there. (Shout out to my fiance!) but let's be real ladies I know you heard at least one of these lies before lol. & Guys be honest I know you told at least one of these lies before if not good for you! lol ."

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  • Spot on! ❤

  • Welp. We all do what we can to get laid. Women make their face and body a lie; men make their life a lie.

  • Guys NEVER claim to not watch porn, so you're lying about that one.

    Also, studies show that it's women who exaggerated penis size. When asked what was the average penis size based on their experience, women said it was over an larger than the actual size. No wonder guys feel like they have to say they're big: girls keep implying that they're not!

    • Welp thats your opinion...*Shrugs*

    • No, that was an actual study with empirical data. But even when you ask around here, girls always tend to say the average is 6" or 6.5". The actual average is 5.5".

  • Lol, you have to be smart and not follow up with a sorry man and you won't be fed these lies.

    • girl... that's why I'm engaged to an awesome man now ! :)

    • A sorry man?

    • Aye, I guess that's why you can see all those things as lies. @Twix005
      @QueenofSexyFoxes it's a common phrase where I'm from
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      www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sorry definition 2

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  • Lol, I should write a take about the lies women love to tell because many of these women do as well. Just saying lol.

    • But then again not all women lie either. It really goes both ways.

    • There are a lot of lies women tell men all the time including lies about women not cheating when 50% of the cheaters or around that are women and women need to be honest because most women have lied to men a lot as well. It is the truth. I am just "keeping it real."

    • Men in general don't do any of these.

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  • Well everybody lies but when a man says he doesn't have kids he usually doesn't. It also depends on wether or not you have a relationship with your children really. I could theoretically have kids sure but I don't know them. It's entirely possible I have kids I don't know about. I did donate to the sperm bank after all.

  • Not really. Who are you going after? None of that is something I have heard witnessed or done and I know a lot of guys. Maybe you just have bad taste in men?

    • Well its true that some guys are just not honest :/

    • Its also true that some women are not honest as well. You stated these as if every time they are stated its a lie which I would very much disagree with. I have never heard of a man lying about having kids, I don't generally see/hear men lying about wanting to be with only one woman (I have seen several women who have said this even as they cheated on their significant other however). So thats why I ask who are you talking about? A for lack of a better term "player" may say these things but considering they make up the smallest percentage of the male population that really isn't saying anything. So when I hear this I think of women who go after those kinds of guys, much like the guys who complain about how all women are sluts but they themselves only go after sluts, ie its their fault because thats all they are going after.

    • Yeah well this post is not about women & i already know that some women are not honest...& at the end of the day some guys do tell these lies... even some guys that commented on this take agrees. Just cause you never heard of it doesn't mean it's not true. I'm honestly not going after nobody I just listed some lies that i hear guys say. (not all guys )

  • You're dating the wrong guys. 1 I usually believe, 2 can happen, we all forget stuff from time to time, 3 shouldn't be a problem, 4 is probably not a lie but is often a lame excuse for a stupidity and the rest I've never been told in a lying way for as far as I know.

  • Bu... But I got a whole lot of money ;_;

    • suuuure.. lol :p

  • Thank God for Porn!

    Both the male and the female psychologist on Dr. Drew said men NEED to watch Porn these days, because "they don't get it enough from women any more."

    You are jealous that she's hotter than you, and she's definitely nicer and more honest than you too. She got paid to get laid, and she'd admit that, but you just want to get paid.

    Good old "Christian" women are the worst, "And they were both naked and were not afraid" is what their Bible says, but they find fault with a man for wanting sex.

    I beat the women on sex education for their own body parts, and that was before I ever watched porn. I didn't start doing that until relatively recently, and I'm positive God himself doesn't have a problem with it.

    As I said, Thank God for Porn.

    "Do everything in moderation". Well, not everything in that book is true, in fact a lot of it is lies, but if you can be a hypocrite about nudity, I can still be honorable about it either way.

    Thank God for sexy naked little whores who like to take videos of themselves being banged, they are a lot better to men than most of you are in person.

    • "She's just a friend". I don't know. It's pretty hard to be a friend to anyone in the first place when they don't know what they are in the first place, much less what they want from anyone else. I just might be a polygamist one day, and make up for all the lost time looking for someone like *you* thinking I was supposed to love you. If you are going to accuse the man of wrong doing either way anyway, he may as well leave your ungrateful ass and go find someone else. I wish I could be all the perfect things you claim you want in a man, but you are a liar anyway, because the first one you go for is the opposite of all that anyway. One of my biggest problems was thinking I had to be perfect for one of you deceivers in the first place. I used to be most attracted to the "good girls", but I have learned they are worse than the "bad" ones they condemn, and neither of them wants me either way. They hate both my strengths and my weaknesses, because I am a consuming fire.

    • Oh, I always wanted a serious relationship. So for a while I thought I was waiting for purpose of responsibility or the right time, and then the right one, but found no one. Now you reject a man and call him a liar for saying that. GOOD. I DON'T WANT YOU, BECAUSE YOU PUT DECEIVING BONDAGES ON MEN AT EVERY TURN. I can Love you, but I can't *like* someone like you, because you are a liar and a hypocrite at all times, and the lot of you destroyed everything that was best about me. "Make you friends of the unrighteous leaven so that when you fall they may receive you into everlasting habitations," but they didn't want me either. I have never had a woman, with two exceptions, try to introduce me to another, and if htey knew anything about me, they'd know the one they were trying to introduce me to was not right for me. I have been told by a woman "no self respecting woman would ever date you," because of my finances. No self respecting man ought to ever marry a woman like her anyway.

    • There is a saying which is true, "Money talks and bullshit walks." Women do a whole lot of walking and talking for money, and not much else. If you cannot treat me even half-decently in my weakness, you do not deserve any better anyway, because you'll leave the successful guy, and blame him too, when the shit really hits the fan in life. You think men are supposed to be able to read your minds, and treat you perfectly at all times, but you don't give two shits what you say to any man at any time, and you lie about it either way. Your whole lives are lies almost literally everything you say or do is a lie. I can admit when I've screwed up, but a woman will virtually never admit when she's done something wrong, even when its' blatantly obvious after the fact. You don't want "relationship" you simply "want ". I hope to love someone who can accept me for the "loser" most women like you think that I am. "Know yourself and seek self improvement". Improved till I'm blue in the face.

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  • Don't act like women aren't the masters of deception. Everyone one lies and deceives. Women just have different motives then men do. Women lie about different things. If A guy treats you like a princess... he provides for you, cooks, listens, romances, supports, and genuinely goes out of his way to make you happy. Every woman would say thats all she wants, but its a big fat lie. Women want a robot with a personality that she can tweak to her every last detail. For some strange reason a woman can't be in a relationship without trying to change certain behaviors. All because she thinks improvement is needed. What most women can't comprehend is men are different. I mean obviously there's a physical difference and they all say I get it. So why if they get it do they get mad and aggravated when men behave different?

  • i'm thrilled that i the only one i'm guilty of is #10. i've told teh occasional white lie (in all 100% honesty)

  • Pretty sure I saw this exact thing on Facebook... true none the less.

  • LOL So many butt hurt guys 😂

  • Well I told my wife that I would be honest with her and I kept my promise. Guess what happened when I told her that I want to have sex with other women. Girls can't handle the truth what the hell are bitching about.

  • You missed "I don't masturbate" or " I have never masturbated".
    Sorry, single or married, sex every day or hardly ever... we watch porn (maybe not a lot and not often, but we do it at some point) and we masturbate...

    • Not all guys watch porn. That such a copout for those that do.

    • @BelleGirl21 lol... I love that women like you actually believe that. And your right. There is always that 1 exception to the rule who is male but not sexual at all. So 99.99999999999% watch porn and masturbate. Your probably one of those women that believe you have a male "Friend" also right? One that wouldn't fuck you or take a blow job if you were both single and you offered? lol... that shit is just really funny to me...

    • I know a lot of guys who don't watch porn.

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  • The sad part is that this is almost 100% true, and a lot of guys on here won't admit to it because they specifically don't do it, but there's more men who do it than you think.

  • Never lied about any of these things, most of these are so pointless too I really dont see why or what really the benefit would be.

  • I've never disingenuously said any of these things. Except for "I want a serious relationship" lol

    But I would never say "I love you" if I didn't mean it

    • here's a honest guy right here! :)

    • That's true a better u tell her u like her not love if u no u don't mean it

  • I guess you're attracted to assholes? Don't feel bad... most girls are;-P

    It the girls faults that they want the bad boy, frat boy types. Girls don't want the nice guys that treat them well... most want the challenge of a dysfunctional relationship, girls find that exciting.

    Not until they've had a few kids by an asshole or 2 do they change their ways and want the "Nice, stable" guy.

    • FYI, It fa guy is lying to you about small stuff... it's because you blow it out of proportion/ are Bi-polar and make an argument over nothing.

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