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Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

Little boobs are NOT a handicap!

Little boobs, tiny tits, fried eggs, bee stings . . . whatever you call them, girls don’t want them. This is the female counterpart of the little dick problem for guys.

Playboy magazine was obsessed with mammoth mammaries. For years, every centerfold was at least a 36D and that was promoted as an ideal of feminine beauty; the bigger, the better! Hooters restaurant promoted big tits and found one more way to make money using sex appeal. Hollywood has been a longtime supporter of the bigger-is-better movement. Wanna be a movie star? First, get big boobs!

Women are smart. The look at Playboy magazine to see what it is that men want. They see all of those movies with the surplus boobage. Women KNOW what men want, and the women who have small boobs are upset!

Female G@Gers have ranted on this subject for as long as male G@Gers have ranted about their little dicks. “Obviously boobs get your attention and the bigger they are the more likely you are to stare and want whoever they're attached to,” wrote one user. Another user with little boobs complained, “I don't get it, why can't small boobs be as sexy as big boobs?”

NEWS NUGGET! Not all men prefer big boobs and that isn't just my opinion. A study in the February 2013 issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior asked men about their preference for boob size and the results were:

Very Small 08.3%

Small 15.5%

Medium 32.7%

Large 24.4%

Very Large 19.1%

Almost 25% of all men expressed a preference for small or very small breasts!

So why do women believe that ALL men want big boobs? The answer is simple: that is what they have been told. Playboy tells you that big boobs are the bomb, Hollywood continues to show us women with large lumps, and we never hear anything to the contrary. Why don't you hear anything about small is sexier?

Let me tell you a story from my past. About 8 years ago, I was dating a beautiful woman from the Ukraine. We had developed a sexual relationship and, contrary to my expectations, she was actually rather inhibited in bed. I decided to make a list of things that I wanted us to try and I put the list in order, based upon the wild-and-kinky rating for each suggestion. I certainly didn’t want to start out with my wildest fantasies!

The first suggestion was for her to shave her pubic hair. She kept it somewhat trimmed but there was still quite a bit of undergrowth in the rain forest. When I asked her if she would be willing to shave her pubic hair, she responded, “Why? So I’ll look like a little girl? Is THAT what turns you on?”

Take a wild guess about whether she ever shaved her pubic hair! Take a wild guess about whether I ever offered any further suggestions. Finally, what do you think she would have said if I told her that I like women with small boobs? Yes, if a man says he like a woman with small boobs, there are some who will accuse him of being a pedophile waiting to come out of the closet.

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

“I really get turned on by 32A boobs,” I tell my best friend.

“So,” he replies, “would you like for me to hook you up with my 12 year old granddaughter? She’s a real looker!” Fortunately, my sense of humor is better than my friend's.

Guys just aren’t going to get very vocal about preferring small boobs. And, to make the picture even more lopsided, the study I previously cited also suggested that a man’s preference for big boobs correlated with sexist and oppressive attitudes. The big boob crowd consists of the guys that like to run their mouths about sex and let everyone know that the banged the waitress with big tits last night!

One of the advantages of small boobs is that you won’t be fighting gravity in later years. You won’t be tucking them under your belt by the time you turn 40. You’ll be just as perky and attractive at age 55 as you were at age 25.

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

If you have small boobs, some guys won’t date you. So what? If you’re Catholic, some guys won’t date you. If you’re an Ohio State fan, some guys won’t date you. There are plenty of guys who don’t care about the size of your boobs as long as you bring them out to play. And there are some guys who actually prefer your small boobs and nubile body.

Small boobs ARE as sexy as big boobs . . . to some of us guys. What isn’t sexy is a woman who lacks self-confidence. So, I have a suggestion for you ladies: Google “small naked boobs” and look at the plethora of porn devoted to junior-sized melons: smalltitsnude, verylittletits, smallboobsbeauties, etc. All of that porn is there for a reason! Even Hollywood has slowly started to acknowledge the beauty of actresses will small bazongas, like Kate Hudson and Keira Knightley. So wake up and smell the coffee!

One last tip: fake it! No, don’t fake your orgasm, but fake your self-confidence. Next time you get intimate with a guy, act like you’re sexy and you know it . . . even if you don’t feel that way. Don’t be embarrassed about those little tits! Use them like a sexy asset. Strut your stuff with confidence!

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

You have the power to absolutely turn on and arouse at least one out of every 4 males on the planet. That is awesome power, so go use it and stop apologizing for your beautiful assets!

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Most Helpful Girl

  • i think you're all making a fuss out of the statistics thing, some men prefer D cups just as I prefer men with green eyes but I've dated men with blue, brown and black eyes
    your ideal of perfection is not always what you fall for in the end..

    • What a simple. perfect explanation from a lady. Thank you!

    • you're welcome 😊

Most Helpful Guy

  • The bigger they are, the sooner they'll look like an orange in a sock. Small boobs are awesome. :-)

    Trust the old guy on this.

    • "An orange in a sock." I love it! :)

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  • I agree that boobs of any kind are pleasant to look at

  • "For years, every centerfold was at least a 36D"

    ^^ Hahahahah
    Cup size maybe, yeah... but, there's NO WAY that any Playboy bunny has ever worn a 36" band.

    __

    In any case --

    I've posted this on here before, but, I always hated my smaller breasts, even when I was an editorial model (a career that definitely wouldn't have been an option if I'd had a fuller figure).
    This had nothing to do with men; it was really just a matter of proportions. I always wanted a bigger ass and hips, too (my friends always joked that I was "half-Latina... namely from the waist up"), but, it took 3 childbirths to make that one happen hahah.

    What hit me the worst, though, was when I couldn't nurse my firstborn properly. In technical terms, he had a "bad latch" -- basically, he just couldn't get a good grip. He'd started to lose weight, at a time when he should have been gaining 2 pounds a month.
    This is something that happens from time to time, sure... but, it just totally destroyed whatever residual "femininity" I still saw in my body. It only got worse when one of my (fuller figured) girlfriends was able to nurse him perfectly, like, bam!
    Again, this wasn't exactly unheard of -- women have had other women's help as "wet nurses" since the beginning of time -- but, I've never cried as much, before or since, as I did that month.

    So, that was the last straw, the thing that pushed me from just daydreaming about bigger boobs to actually having a breast augmentation.
    One of the best decisions of my life -- never regretted it, even for a second. I fill out a dress better now, at 41, than I did at 21... and I nursed my other 2 babies without a hitch.

    Anyways...
    As I've said on here numerous times -- When a woman is truly dissatisfied with her breasts, it really has *nothing* to do with men. I swear to you. So, this poll really isn't going to make anyone "feel better" about anything, in case that was the goal.

    • am i the only one who read the whole thing here that was a little sad to read especially the part where u couldnt nurse your first born properly, glad to know its all good now

    • @finalgagaccountVNMC Thank you. Well, as I mentioned, I've posted that story on another thread. Also, it's one of those things to which many people really don't know how to respond. (In person, it's one of those things that make people just... nod their heads, in silence and sympathy.) But, yr thoughts and kind words are appreciated. <3

    • Actually, the average bust size of a Playboy centerfold model over the years has been 35.6". www.statisticbrain.com/.../

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  • I'm a 32B. I'm well aware that the vast majority of men prefer larger. I have a hard time believing 25% of men like or prefer small boobs though. I was made fun of so much in high school about it, from BOTH men and other women. I've accepted my size now though.

    I'm a fairly small girl with a small frame so I suppose they are proportional to my overall size. I'm pretty much done growing so unless I get pregnant or gain a ton of weight, it is what it is.

    • I was constantly ridiculed for my B cups in high school as well (along with being tall), and even on more than a few occasions during university (where we're all supposedly "adults"). 25% seems like a stretch to me too, based on my experience and the experiences of my smaller chested friends, and other women on GAG. There's so many questions and concerns about small boobs on this site alone, because people have said something to them or they've been made to feel a certain way.

    • @musicbrain5 Yeah, exactly. While I've never considered my size to be a "handicap," I always knew that it wasn't as desirable as larger sizes. It hasn't stopped me from getting a boyfriend or anything though. I feel certain that most men will "accept" small boobs on a girl they like, but that doesn't mean they "prefer" it.

    • Well, it's better than being looked up and down by guys because of your huge boobs.

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  • Most guys i've ever talked to about "boob size" have told me they actually prefer small boobs. It was surprising at to me at first

  • I don't judge. Like women tell men "size isn't everything"

    Very grateful for my size.

  • I love us ing small breast it's never ever bothered my.. glad
    Granted they are bigger NOw, but I preferred them when they were small. Most of my life tube been B. now im C.

  • It's not for guys.
    Women's clothes don't fit right don't make you feel hot when your boobs don't fill them out.
    Plus more about wanting what you can't have. I don't have small tits but my friends do and we've had the conversation many times about boobs. At no point it was it about what guys like.

    • for you, maybe. I, and every other guy here, can tell you a dozen examples of girls we knew (or still know) who are self conscious about small breasts, in part because they feel no guys want them. Hell, look how many girls, here on GaG, ask questions, constantly, about what breast size guys prefer, and whether they are to small to ever be desired or not? The fact that you don't give one single damn about a guys thoughts when it comes to your own tits is great. That doesn't mean how you and your friends talk about your own tits has anything to do with how other girls feel about theirs.

    • For you and your friends, it is not for guys. But everyday there are questions on here from a girl afraid to let her boyfriend see her small tits. And as from other girls, see @EllieLexis513 above.

    • @Red_Arrow of course people get self conscious of them sometime but the only people that want big boobs is ones that don't have them. I can tell ya a hell of a lot more than dozens. There are tons of questions from children asking that

  • Nothing wrong with a good ol' C cup...

    • Bring 'em on! :)

  • Well, 75% of men apparently still prefer medium - very large breasts. 25% who prefer small is not a whole lot.

    • Out of the billions on earth that is still... billions. How many do you need for yourself?

    • @Red_Arrow weed out the guys who aren't in my age range + the ones who aren't even in the same country as me and you're left with... still not a whole lot who don't find small boobs attractive lol. It's like saying to someone who's below average in looks "hey! SOMEONE is bound to like you at some point!" like ok lol gee thanks haha.

    • @Red_Arrow still not a whole lot who find small boobs attractive*

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  • I wish this stigma that small boobs don't sag would just not exist. Small boobs can, will and do indeed sag. It just depends on how small you are. If you're as flat as a board there's nothing there to "sag" but if you've got at least B cups gravity doesn't just not exist for you. Your itty bitties will still deflate and fall. Large breast are just more prone to sagging because they're just that, bigger.

    • The things I would do to you dayummmmm

  • I'm a biker and I'm very self conscious about my itty bitty titties. When I go to biker events where I know the guys will be wanting the women to flash their tits I will wear a short skirt with no panties and when the other women are flashing tits I'm flashing pussy. I have desperately tried every breast enhancement product on the market with no results.

  • I'm well-endowed. I would rather, say, have a B cup. It's hard to find clothes which fit and anything I wear either looks matronly or x rated. I think I'd perform better in sports if I were that size and look more graceful. I wouldn't want to be flat but I'd rather be smaller, honestly.

    • An x rated matron eh? I like the sound of that :)

  • A lot of guys do like small boobs, and I can honestly see 25% who would prefer them. I met my boyfriend online through a game he was helping develop and I asked him when we were in the talking stage if he preferred big boobs or small boobs. He said he liked them very small lmao xDDD it's only funny because I'm the exact opposite, I am a 38DDD. Of course it hurt a lot because I really liked him and so it was like saying I was unattractive :( but now he is absolutely obsessed with them, after we've been together in person of course.

    Men do have preferences when it comes to boobs, but that doesn't mean they won't date you if you don't have their ideal boob size.

    And to the ladies with smaller boobs, don't fret because there really are many men who like small boobs. I went a long time thinking I was living in a time where big boobs were viewed as undesireable because I was always picked on for my large breasts in high school (big boobs on both my mother's and fathers side of the family), and many men I've played games with online or irl have said they liked small boobs better.

    • @sweetsteel15 I think you hit the nail on the head with your comments about your boyfriend. He preferred smaller breasts and you have larger breasts. It demonstrates that guys don''t look at breast-size so much as the entire person. He did not say... you have large breasts and I prefer smaller breasts, so I can't date you... Although, he may have preferred small breasts, he liked your entire package, and ultimately your breast-size did not rate above other things such as connection, interests, the great feeling he has when he is with you. Girls tend to compartmentalize themselves, their face, their butt, their legs, when really what we are truly looking for is that one woman that will treat us with respect and love us even though we are not so perfect!

  • Great mytake.

  • I agree, though I personally only have a prefference based upon the girl ie some girls look good small others with large. So for me any size is a good size.

  • Am I alone in wondering what Kristin Stewart's dad's tits look like now?

  • Most women who have a problem with having small breasts have this problem because of other women... not so much men. Like with fashion - women dress for themselves and other women. At least that's what I've noticed. They want bigger boobs for themselves and for the looks of other women... not men. o. O

    • oh i see. like guys and muscles.

    • @slimstiffy Spot on. =)

    • thnks. i tought it was just competition in the sense of who turns more ( guy's ) heads. but i see its bigger than that. im not gonna get involved, you girls can settle this in some old shool g style :-D

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  • It's great that some guys like small boobs, but I still think they look disproportionate on my body, relative to my size. I'm 6'1" with broader shoulders than the average woman. Most guys like shorter women or even petite women, who look much better with a smaller bust. Keira Knightley, for example is only about 5'6" or so (average height).

    Sure, 25% of men might like small boobs, but the number of guys who like tall women AND small boobs within that group is extremely small.

    • I don't know, your profile picture doesn't tell much, but you look fine to me. They look proportional to me too. Also you look rad with your instrument lol 🤘

    • @JuicyBrain Well I am wearing all black in that photo which probably helps, but it's a side view so it's hard to see what everything actually looks like. I was also wearing a push up bra.

  • Great take. Glad to see it here!

  • Too many people under 22 are especially stupid as fuck about their priorities. Young formidable minds feel the wrath of it, and I hope these people can crawl out of their major insecurities to find worth in their able, healthy, normal bodies encasing their lives and souls. Even "abnormal" bodies are great if they let you live and love. Bullies are usually just projecting their own insecurities. They just enjoy the power over someone else or the laugh they can get out of it. It doesn't mean much more than that most of time. And the people who are genuinely picky usually end up losing.

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