I don’t know, people, I think these might be even weirder than the first ones I did, lol. I told myself, ‘what the hell, why not do another one.’ It’s really a lot of fun so here we go for round two! =) Again, I wanted to add a really gritty one but I thought maybe it might be too much for the GaG public, lol.
Women on praise teams…
Women of Faith
I haven’t been to church in years, lol. Though I have been a few times in recent weeks with my cousin, and the experience still has not been that great, lol. However, I’ve always found women who lead praise teams in evangelist churches to be very sexy. I know, that is REALLY weird, but it’s like there’s something queenly or chivalrous about it that is very attractive to me.
Females calling guys pervs and other nasty names…
Chicks always get really puzzled when I tell ‘em this one. Whenever a female calls a guy a freak, weirdo, creep, or perv it turns me on like crazy. I think it’s another case of that female alarm by a guy’s sexual interest being sexy. And when they scold a guy for being “vulgar,” “crude,” or using “filthy language” that’s really hot too, though you don’t really hear that much anymore in these days since females are using all the same foul language as males.
Women in their 30s and even 40s who are still virgins…
I’m not one of those guys who’s into virgins, though I did recently ask a question about if I should have sex with one I met, but for some reason women who are in their 30s or even 40s who are still virgins are incredibly sexy to me. I don’t know why, it’s really weird. I once asked a question on Experience Project about if anybody knew any adult virgins, and a lot of folks were actually telling stories about people they knew well into adulthood who were still virgins, mostly women, and that was really hot.
Tall women...
Some men don’t like tall women, and while I generally like shorter women, I’ve still found tall women to be sexy too, and I think I might even be getting into them a lot more. Tall women too have something of a chivalrous aura about them, and it’s sexy when THEY’RE the ones who have to look down at the person talking to them, lol.
Big-breasted women complaining about back pain...
For me I guess I just think that's that part of the erotic appeal of busty women. It's a sure sign that they really are endowed. Them needing to wear stronger heavy-duty bras also really makes my d*ck shout for joy. Nothing is more exciting when a chick has just told you she's an F cup, or larger. Hubba hubba.
When a woman hollers out at orgasm…
This actually is really sexy to me. The whole moaning and groaning thing at orgasm just feels porn-y to me. I mean, I know some women naturally do moan out at orgasm but a lot of times it just feels like she thinks she do it for my sake or to be really sexy and porn-y. If you’re not a moaner or groaner, just don’t do it. But what’s really hot is when she actually hollers as she reaches climax. To me hollering is an indication that you’re fucking her brains out pretty good and that her body and brain can’t handle it anymore and just need to explode in a helpless yell. Not a lot of women seem to do it though. I did see a porno once where the guy was eating this girl out and she started hollering at climax and went squirting everywhere and he didn’t stop eating her. That was pretty hot.
White girls giving a blowjob…
This may be the biggest turn on for me. For some reason white girls giving head have always been sexier to me than any other females who do it, and giving it to black men is even sexier. More of my coffee and cream love I guess, lol.
Females with old-lady names…
Olga Grjasnowa
Older generation names on young females like Olga, Dorothy, Deborah, Barbara, and Eunice are really sexy to me, especially Olga and Barbara. I’d love to meet a girl my age with the name Barbara, lol.
Women still living at home…
Siam Goorwich, a British freelance writer online who still lives at home with her parents
Some guys think grown women who still live at home are crap or whatever, but I don’t. I can understand why they would in these times. That too is sexy to me, and I don’t really know why. One of my long-time online friends who’s a filmmaker for independent documentaries recently revealed to me that she still lives at home with her parents and she’s a year older than I am, and I told her I thought it was hot too, lol.
Foreign women with thick accents…
Sofia Vergara, famous for her thick accent
That’s usually one of the first things I love about them. If it’s REALLY bad English that can be annoying especially if they’re a customer service rep you’re talking on the phone with, lol. But if she’s mostly good with it and has a strong accent or even some broken English that’s always really hot. I loved seeing that in @archiz ‘s messages with me ;-) I also used to have a Romanian female friend who would sometimes say “I was thought that…” when she meant to say “I was THINKING that…” lol. It was always so adorable. Most of my online female friends from East Europe and Russia had broken English which was what I liked about them.
Can I get any weirder? Lol.
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