5 Reasons Why Men Should Forego Women and Be Gay Instead

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1. You don't have to work as hard to have sex with men

Men are for more promiscuous than women. You don't have to buy men drinks or even talk to them. Unlike women, a lot of gay men actually *want* to give you a blowjob. If you're just looking for casual sex, don't waste your time with women.

2. Men give better blowjobs

Everyone knows this is true. Women slobber around not knowing what you want. Gay men, on the other hand, know exactly how to give a good blowjob.

3. It's cheaper

5 Reasons Why Men Should Forego Women and Be Gay Instead

A woman expects you to pay for dinner, buy her things and take her out. Men don't expect anything from one another. He buys his stuff, you buy yours; no big deal. Where a woman wants you to take care of her, a man can and will take care of himself. No expectations, no victim complex.

4. No more feelings!

Just imagine: No one asking you how you feel; no one asking why you haven't told her that you love her in the past 4 seconds. No more feelings! It's completely casual and meaningless. It's wonderful.

5. Men know what you like and there are no misunderstandings

Get off, have a beer and play video games. That's it. Completely simple and uncomplicated.

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Bluemax Master
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Five reasons why straight men should NOT forego women and remain straight.

1. Women
2. Women
3. Women
4. Women
5. Women
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SovereignessofVamps Influencer
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I think you may be jk a bit but ofc you can have feelings if you want... I think gay guys/girls are cool, srsly.
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nov_284 Xper 5
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That's okay. I'll just stick to vagina. It's worth the effort and expense.
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RJGraveyTrain Editor
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That's right, all of the boobies and vaginas will be given only to the worthiest of men who don't resort to going gay due to their lady hatred!

Assuming this isn't satire, of course.
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- Cosytoasty
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  Few are worthy of your presence ma'am.
- RJGraveyTrain
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  @Cosytoasty Ooohh, Toasty.
  https://i.imgur.com/ea1LOX7.png
- Cosytoasty
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  😘😉
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- relaxrelax
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  @Cosytoasty you both are funny
- HadesMkII
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  god damn this site never changes lmao would you shame me pls?
- supernerd99
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  wow you seem to overestimate the worth of your vagina and look down on gay men too much. i've met gay guys much cooler than you'd ever hope to become. but as a straight man i admit nothing can beat females in some things... .
- RJGraveyTrain
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  @supernerd99 I'm an avid supporter of gay rights, lol. It was the @asker who suggested it, not I. But I will say I have quite the high opinion of my worth, you are correct XD
BuchitaBuchys Guru
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Lol good God you anons sure give a poor representation of men...
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- SmokemJay
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  They really do, but this is both sad and very true. I have a bi guy friend who told me all of this lmfaoooo!!!
madhatters4 Master
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you think that there are no dating issues among gay men?

and how does one "forego" the fact that they are not sexually attracted to men?
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Library Editor
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Yeah, if only it was that easy to become gay. You either are gay or you're not. I'm like a 1 on the Kinsey scale but that's not enough to make me want to actually have sex and a relationship with another guy. Maybe if I was forced to or i was paid to or if there were no women around then I could engage in such things. It's so hard to forego women when they're available.
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- myTake Owner
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  You don't have to be attracted to men to have sex with them... I've had sex with plenty of fat women and the same holds true.
- zagor
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  I was just about to say, most of these things also hold true for unattractive women.
Fathoms77 Editor
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I mean... I'm guessing satire...
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Dipsy Explorer
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Phoenix98 Master
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Gosh let me think about that... no, don't swing that way, never will.
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Afrochick Yoda
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OMG LMAO
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Puppylove94 Yoda
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@chico_brah is this you?

Lmao
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- Chico_brah
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  Lmao no
Scrambledagain Explorer
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One is hands down so true!!! X 10000000000000000

I'm not gay, but if I was, I would have the highest partner count of anyone on this planet. I would honestly have HIV by now😂

Good thing I work my FUCKIN ASS OFF to get those few women.
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Unit1 Editor
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Am I the only one, who see's SOME truth to it?
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CisScum Editor
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This is definitely a joke... right?
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Flurr Xper 6
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We would eliminate the human race...
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- TheWaterBear
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  The way humanity has been going lately, that wouldn't be a bad thing... LOL
Waffles731 Editor
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I'm sorry I don't swing that way
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MysteriousDarkness Guru
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Hope you know there are guys who do not drink and or play video games. Not all guys who drink will drink beer. I am bisexual and prefer wine over beer when I do drink on the rare occasion that I do drink. I do not own a game system. From my experience I still think women give better blowjobs. Not a guys who have gay sex just want the sterotypical. They may also lick being rimmed, fingered, fisted, sexy toys in the ass, spanked, paddled, whipped, caned, bound by (rope, chains, handcuffs etc) warm candle wax, furries, pony play, puppy play, golden showers etc. It is not always as simple as you may think. Not all guys will prefer guys over women.
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astrOnaut01 Xper 7
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I gotta say, this article is quite convincing.
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Adigelunar Guru
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sGood post
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SoFeckinAddicted Xper 7
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AlwaysBelieving Guru
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I'm not sure if this is serious or not since there's been a bunch of faux takes lately. I personally enjoy a cute gal's smile. I LOVE the way they can bite their lip. I also didn't know that I "needed tits" since I first notice a nice tush on a gal.
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